Samwise
@sassytail.bsky.social
Late 20s Multidisciplinary artist and designer | actualplay podcaster on @ftlcast | SELF EMPLOYED AGAIN | just a silly little kitty cat trying to remember how to draw | sometimes NSFW
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I have said this before but just doing my best to be sincere/friendly online has done more for my career than any amount of work or talent or irl networking tbh. I got both my full-time jobs and most of my Kickstarter work thanks to people I met on twitter and I didn't really have a "brand" account
networking is an incredibly important part of maintaining a professional presence in your creative industry, but it can be daunting. have you tried being completely fucking ridiculous online
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I have said this before but just doing my best to be sincere/friendly online has done more for my career than any amount of work or talent or irl networking tbh. I got both my full-time jobs and most of my Kickstarter work thanks to people I met on twitter and I didn't really have a "brand" account
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I am increasingly of the opinion that people who change menus and look and feel of computer software just so that you know it's a new version should be personally forced to play tech support to my mother for five months.
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I am increasingly of the opinion that people who change menus and look and feel of computer software just so that you know it's a new version should be personally forced to play tech support to my mother for five months.
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I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
the image compelled me so strongly
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
the image compelled me so strongly
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This is how I found out that Chiitan was on BlueSky but also reposting with alt text because CHIITAN
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This is how I found out that Chiitan was on BlueSky but also reposting with alt text because CHIITAN
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after months of research i've compiled the definitive timeline of the magical girl genre. be sure to show all your friends who like magical girls
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
after months of research i've compiled the definitive timeline of the magical girl genre. be sure to show all your friends who like magical girls
guess who got Super Fired for having no idea what i was doing!
also the private school was a pretty toxic workplace that kept piling managerial responsibilities onto me, a working artist who they hired to teach crafts, and generally kind of sucked.
anyways commissions are open again!
also the private school was a pretty toxic workplace that kept piling managerial responsibilities onto me, a working artist who they hired to teach crafts, and generally kind of sucked.
anyways commissions are open again!
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
guess who got Super Fired for having no idea what i was doing!
also the private school was a pretty toxic workplace that kept piling managerial responsibilities onto me, a working artist who they hired to teach crafts, and generally kind of sucked.
anyways commissions are open again!
also the private school was a pretty toxic workplace that kept piling managerial responsibilities onto me, a working artist who they hired to teach crafts, and generally kind of sucked.
anyways commissions are open again!
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A quick study of Equestrian portrait of Louis XIV
I took some shrimperties 🦐
I took some shrimperties 🦐
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 AM
A quick study of Equestrian portrait of Louis XIV
I took some shrimperties 🦐
I took some shrimperties 🦐
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
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freaks (affectionate, enthusiastic, beaming, radiating)
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
freaks (affectionate, enthusiastic, beaming, radiating)
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bluesky branding refresh unveiled
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
bluesky branding refresh unveiled
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this morning i learned that a variety reporter thought “They not like us” meant “They don’t like us” this entire time.
i’ve been sitting in silence since then.
i’ve been sitting in silence since then.
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
this morning i learned that a variety reporter thought “They not like us” meant “They don’t like us” this entire time.
i’ve been sitting in silence since then.
i’ve been sitting in silence since then.
Observations I’ve made. Since starting daily childcare job about a month ago.
I’m much kinder to myself about my disabilities and how they impact my life.
I am always thinking about lessons I might be able to teach, once my students respect me. All the time now
I’m much kinder to myself about my disabilities and how they impact my life.
I am always thinking about lessons I might be able to teach, once my students respect me. All the time now
November 8, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Observations I’ve made. Since starting daily childcare job about a month ago.
I’m much kinder to myself about my disabilities and how they impact my life.
I am always thinking about lessons I might be able to teach, once my students respect me. All the time now
I’m much kinder to myself about my disabilities and how they impact my life.
I am always thinking about lessons I might be able to teach, once my students respect me. All the time now
I think once I have the time and space to do weaving again, I’m going to start making niche pride flag plaids for limited sale in small yardage.
Surely SCA nerds would appreciate this existing, yes? Or am I just underestimating how many such creators exist in any local SCA kingdom
Surely SCA nerds would appreciate this existing, yes? Or am I just underestimating how many such creators exist in any local SCA kingdom
November 8, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I think once I have the time and space to do weaving again, I’m going to start making niche pride flag plaids for limited sale in small yardage.
Surely SCA nerds would appreciate this existing, yes? Or am I just underestimating how many such creators exist in any local SCA kingdom
Surely SCA nerds would appreciate this existing, yes? Or am I just underestimating how many such creators exist in any local SCA kingdom
Sometimes I feel really bad abt internet mutualships that I didn’t nurture lovingly like a baby bird and therefore lost in webbedsite shifts as I gaze longingly at their now several tens of thousands followerships on new platforms
November 8, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Sometimes I feel really bad abt internet mutualships that I didn’t nurture lovingly like a baby bird and therefore lost in webbedsite shifts as I gaze longingly at their now several tens of thousands followerships on new platforms
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when you see a big girl with broad shoulders and unshaved legs and shittily applied makeup like she just started doing it for the first time three months ago and a voice like the faggiest bitch on the planet you should be doing this
October 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
when you see a big girl with broad shoulders and unshaved legs and shittily applied makeup like she just started doing it for the first time three months ago and a voice like the faggiest bitch on the planet you should be doing this
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k19 why are you like this
#flowersteel
#flowersteel
October 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
k19 why are you like this
#flowersteel
#flowersteel
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The ACLU petition still hasn't reached it's signature goal? WHAT? That needs to change now. 200k signatures is nothing, let's GET IT. AT LEAST!
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
Mastercard: Sex Work is Work. End Your Unjust Policy.
Mastercard's new policy unfairly targets the adult content industry, making sex workers more vulnerable, especially Black trans women. It must be stopped.
action.aclu.org
November 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The ACLU petition still hasn't reached it's signature goal? WHAT? That needs to change now. 200k signatures is nothing, let's GET IT. AT LEAST!
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
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Oh cool look! Like in Zelda! A Fairy FountaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Oh cool look! Like in Zelda! A Fairy FountaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I think this bag is fake.
Hermes's flagship products are handsewn using a saddle stitch. A worker marks the leather using an awl and then threads two needles through from both sides.
This results in a tight stitch with no holes between the stitches. The holes here suggest the bag was machine sewn.
Hermes's flagship products are handsewn using a saddle stitch. A worker marks the leather using an awl and then threads two needles through from both sides.
This results in a tight stitch with no holes between the stitches. The holes here suggest the bag was machine sewn.
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I think this bag is fake.
Hermes's flagship products are handsewn using a saddle stitch. A worker marks the leather using an awl and then threads two needles through from both sides.
This results in a tight stitch with no holes between the stitches. The holes here suggest the bag was machine sewn.
Hermes's flagship products are handsewn using a saddle stitch. A worker marks the leather using an awl and then threads two needles through from both sides.
This results in a tight stitch with no holes between the stitches. The holes here suggest the bag was machine sewn.
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Sloppy edge dressing almost guarantees it's fake.
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Sloppy edge dressing almost guarantees it's fake.
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Me on the phone: "Hello Kash Pat—"
*clears throat*
Me, but this time in Yosemite Sam's voice so no one suspects I'm an immigrant: "Well, consarn it, HELLO there, Kash Patel! I got me a rip-roarin’, rootin’-tootin’ case that’s hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch!”
*clears throat*
Me, but this time in Yosemite Sam's voice so no one suspects I'm an immigrant: "Well, consarn it, HELLO there, Kash Patel! I got me a rip-roarin’, rootin’-tootin’ case that’s hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch!”
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Me on the phone: "Hello Kash Pat—"
*clears throat*
Me, but this time in Yosemite Sam's voice so no one suspects I'm an immigrant: "Well, consarn it, HELLO there, Kash Patel! I got me a rip-roarin’, rootin’-tootin’ case that’s hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch!”
*clears throat*
Me, but this time in Yosemite Sam's voice so no one suspects I'm an immigrant: "Well, consarn it, HELLO there, Kash Patel! I got me a rip-roarin’, rootin’-tootin’ case that’s hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch!”
I shocked and appalled multiple coworkers today by admitting at 2pm that I had woken up less than an hour ago.
By accidentally saying “good morning” after the first good rest I’ve gotten all week whoops lmao…..
By accidentally saying “good morning” after the first good rest I’ve gotten all week whoops lmao…..
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I shocked and appalled multiple coworkers today by admitting at 2pm that I had woken up less than an hour ago.
By accidentally saying “good morning” after the first good rest I’ve gotten all week whoops lmao…..
By accidentally saying “good morning” after the first good rest I’ve gotten all week whoops lmao…..