SarcasticMike
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SarcasticMike
@sarcasticmike.bsky.social
Tremendous Slouch
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In the upside down, treason gets you a white house invitation, sex trafficking gets you a reduced sentence, getting killed while rioting gets you full honors, and stirring up bigotry gets you a state funeral.

Seriously, this entire timeline can ingest a satchel of richards.
September 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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I would like to remind anybody from an opposition party that a big thing that would help to excite me to vote for you would be running on a platform of "I plan to aggressively prosecute any of these assholes who are still alive when I'm sworn in"
September 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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I, like many Chicagoans my age, wanted to play 2nd as a kid, not SS. I wanted to bat second, not third or fourth. I wanted flip down sunglasses (that I wore to school). I wore my Ryno cleats to school, too. I also attempted the jumping throw from behind second at every practice at least 10 times.
July 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Camping on the water
July 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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According to this Supreme Court, President Biden's Department of Education was exceeding its power by trying to forgive peoples' student loans.

President Trump, on the other hand, has the power to just completely dismantle the entire Education Department.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court allows the Trump administration to move forward with the abolition of the Department of Education. It gives no explanation for its order. All three liberals dissent. www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...

From Sotomayor's dissent:
July 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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So am I reading this court decision correctly? We now have 50 micronations with their own laws interpreting the U.S. Constitution wholly separate from one another? But there's one guy with private law enforcement who is immune from all punishment who can do whatever he wants in those 50 states?
June 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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June 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.” ~ Calvin

#CalvinandHobbes40
June 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Vance: We launched an unconstitutional and illegal attack on a hunch.
WELKER: Do you and President Trump trust the US intelligence community and its assessments?

JD VANCE: Of course we trust our intelligence community, but we also trust our instincts
June 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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To be really clear: The reason members of Congress can't just walk right in is because of the guns. Armed DHS personnel won't allow entry. In other words, DHS is using armed force to *break* laws.

Democrats need to wrap their minds around that. Accept that the frog is boiled.
June 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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ICE has declared they’re not subject to an existing federal law requiring they allow members of Congress to perform unannounced oversight.

It’s not an ambiguous issue—they simply think they’re above the law.
June 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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The parade today by contrast moves west to east, outside to in. It starts at the Pentagon not Arlington National Cemetary. It follows the symbolic route of troops entering to quell or occupy the city, not leaving with love and thanks. 8/
June 14, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Notice how while ICE arrests people without a warrant, invades homes without a warrant, & disappears people into death camps—NRA is silent. Know why? Because NRA was never about firearm protection—but about white supremacy protection.

As long as ICE targets mostly Black & brown people, NRA is happy
June 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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If your boss tells you to lie to teachers, hide your identity, and steal 1st graders from their schools you have a bad job and an evil boss and you should say no
BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”

They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
June 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”

They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
June 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
@wolter.bsky.social I don't know how to explain it, but this low country, sea island cat has the most "you", IDGAF energy.
May 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty.

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
May 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Nobody needs the New York Times. Truly. We don’t need it. There are some opinion writers worth reading there (the Black ones, primarily.) But aside from that? It’s garbage. Just an absolute failure of journalism for YEARS now.
May 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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“Three days ago I saw a vehicle that’ll haul that fat ass out of the Oval Office. You wanna get outta the Trump era? You talk to me.”
May 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."
HAPPENING NOW: Newark Mayor Ras Baraka was just taken into custody while protesting outside the Delaney Hall ICE detention center
May 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Really missed opportunity for them not to introduce the new pope with this song.
Chicago Bulls Introduction - 1997 NBA Finals Game 6
YouTube video by Larry Renforth
www.youtube.com
May 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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There is a good chance that the Pope knows the phone number to Empire Carpet and lines from the Victory Auto Wreckers commercial.
May 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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It’s a difficult time for young men, growing up in a culture that no longer provides them with strong role models like Robert Wadlow, the fat biker twins, or the Indian guy with the long fingernails
May 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM