Aaron Sarazan
@sarazan.net
Tech executive, stage performer, game developer, and #Kotlin enthusiast. Usually hanging out in the Bay Area.
Let's get ☕️
Let's get ☕️
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
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Jury nullification is a decision by a jury to return a verdict of not guilty even though the defendant has broken the law, stemming from the belief that the law is unjust, that the prosecutor has misapplied it, that the punishment is too harsh, or from general frustration with the legal system.
no one can stop you from saying whatever you want on internet dot com
boogers
boogers
August 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Jury nullification is a decision by a jury to return a verdict of not guilty even though the defendant has broken the law, stemming from the belief that the law is unjust, that the prosecutor has misapplied it, that the punishment is too harsh, or from general frustration with the legal system.
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it took me awhile to realize this but when I ask my 10yo semi verbal autistic daughter how her day was she'll sometimes do the David Byrne "same as it ever was" gesture from the Once in a Lifetime video to let me know nothing important happened and I fucking love that
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a white background .
Alt: David byrne doing the hand measuring time against his arm gesture from the once in a lifetime video
media.tenor.com
August 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
it took me awhile to realize this but when I ask my 10yo semi verbal autistic daughter how her day was she'll sometimes do the David Byrne "same as it ever was" gesture from the Once in a Lifetime video to let me know nothing important happened and I fucking love that
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combat tip: place BULLETS in FIRE to create FLAME BULLET
August 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
combat tip: place BULLETS in FIRE to create FLAME BULLET
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Find your closest rally on Saturday and go. You can tell your kids where you were on the other side of this. Outnumber him everywhere.
www.nokings.org#map
www.nokings.org#map
No Kings
On June 14—Flag Day—Donald Trump wants tanks in the street and a made-for-TV display of dominance for his birthday. A spectacle meant to look like strength. But real power isn’t staged in Washington. ...
www.nokings.org
June 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Find your closest rally on Saturday and go. You can tell your kids where you were on the other side of this. Outnumber him everywhere.
www.nokings.org#map
www.nokings.org#map
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EVERYBODY WATCH.
ICE IS OUT OF CONTROL.
Video of SEIU California’s President David Huerta getting assaulted & arrested during an ICE raid in the warehouse district of Downtown Los Angeles today.
He’s an LA native, American citizen and labor leader.
Don’t turn away.
ICE IS OUT OF CONTROL.
Video of SEIU California’s President David Huerta getting assaulted & arrested during an ICE raid in the warehouse district of Downtown Los Angeles today.
He’s an LA native, American citizen and labor leader.
Don’t turn away.
June 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
EVERYBODY WATCH.
ICE IS OUT OF CONTROL.
Video of SEIU California’s President David Huerta getting assaulted & arrested during an ICE raid in the warehouse district of Downtown Los Angeles today.
He’s an LA native, American citizen and labor leader.
Don’t turn away.
ICE IS OUT OF CONTROL.
Video of SEIU California’s President David Huerta getting assaulted & arrested during an ICE raid in the warehouse district of Downtown Los Angeles today.
He’s an LA native, American citizen and labor leader.
Don’t turn away.
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So it’s 6 days in June and we have a massive hate crime and MURDER against a Native actor
and the illegal arrest of the head of one of America’s biggest union
The Dem website has no response
and the illegal arrest of the head of one of America’s biggest union
The Dem website has no response
June 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
So it’s 6 days in June and we have a massive hate crime and MURDER against a Native actor
and the illegal arrest of the head of one of America’s biggest union
The Dem website has no response
and the illegal arrest of the head of one of America’s biggest union
The Dem website has no response
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Just brought myself to an earth shattering orgasm with the help of Laura M. and her amazing team of associates at South Mall's Panera Bread that was some real queen shit ladies thank you very much but the food was fucking disgusting
Final Review: 1/5 stars
Final Review: 1/5 stars
June 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Just brought myself to an earth shattering orgasm with the help of Laura M. and her amazing team of associates at South Mall's Panera Bread that was some real queen shit ladies thank you very much but the food was fucking disgusting
Final Review: 1/5 stars
Final Review: 1/5 stars
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I stay on y'all's necks about this, because the only way out of this current disaster, is to care about other people.
Caring about yourself is too little, and too late.
"Now it affects me! Now I'm ready to vote, and march, and protest! For me!🤡" is the rallying cry of people about to lose.
Caring about yourself is too little, and too late.
"Now it affects me! Now I'm ready to vote, and march, and protest! For me!🤡" is the rallying cry of people about to lose.
May 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I stay on y'all's necks about this, because the only way out of this current disaster, is to care about other people.
Caring about yourself is too little, and too late.
"Now it affects me! Now I'm ready to vote, and march, and protest! For me!🤡" is the rallying cry of people about to lose.
Caring about yourself is too little, and too late.
"Now it affects me! Now I'm ready to vote, and march, and protest! For me!🤡" is the rallying cry of people about to lose.
Another high art piece with @tiddiesdeloser.bsky.social (📸 Nicole Fraser-Herron)
February 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Another high art piece with @tiddiesdeloser.bsky.social (📸 Nicole Fraser-Herron)
We definitely should 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🍝🍝🍝
Should we start an OnlyFans together? All the platonic heteroflexible swolemates are doing it @sarazan.net
February 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
We definitely should 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🍝🍝🍝
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I will never stop thinking about this Gabe Newell quote
February 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I will never stop thinking about this Gabe Newell quote
I think a lot about how insufferable “leftist warrior Gavin Newsom” is going to be but I hope he finally does something useful.
between Governors Hochul and Pritzker, you can imagine a dynamic developing where Democratic politicians compete over becoming the face of effective resistance to Trump. I think there are clear political upsides to winning that race and am mostly surprised that there have been so few runners so far
February 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I think a lot about how insufferable “leftist warrior Gavin Newsom” is going to be but I hope he finally does something useful.
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*guy runs over your dog with his car*
"people should really slow down in this neighborhood"
"people should really slow down in this neighborhood"
February 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
*guy runs over your dog with his car*
"people should really slow down in this neighborhood"
"people should really slow down in this neighborhood"
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One concrete action you can take to support trans rights if you are a person of public interest like, say, an author, an actor, an athlete, or a musician, is to simply tell the New York Times you won’t talk to them due to their reprehensible and consistent platforming of modern Nazis.
January 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
One concrete action you can take to support trans rights if you are a person of public interest like, say, an author, an actor, an athlete, or a musician, is to simply tell the New York Times you won’t talk to them due to their reprehensible and consistent platforming of modern Nazis.
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@sarazan.net bless you for blessing me into the blsseseded discord for memes like this
December 11, 2024 at 5:10 PM
@sarazan.net bless you for blessing me into the blsseseded discord for memes like this
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nice
December 5, 2024 at 7:01 PM
nice
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National Tsunami Warning Center upgrading quake to 7.3. Estimating some type of wave to hit San Francisco around 12:10 pm. Unclear extent of waves. Obviously stay away from shorelines.
December 5, 2024 at 7:03 PM
National Tsunami Warning Center upgrading quake to 7.3. Estimating some type of wave to hit San Francisco around 12:10 pm. Unclear extent of waves. Obviously stay away from shorelines.
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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10th anniversary Journey thread, recreated:
I was the art director of thatgamecompany's Journey. It set the course of my career and my art. I'm forever thankful to the community of players and their incredible love for the game. This is a thread comparing early dev images and how things shipped.
I was the art director of thatgamecompany's Journey. It set the course of my career and my art. I'm forever thankful to the community of players and their incredible love for the game. This is a thread comparing early dev images and how things shipped.
November 23, 2024 at 10:59 PM
10th anniversary Journey thread, recreated:
I was the art director of thatgamecompany's Journey. It set the course of my career and my art. I'm forever thankful to the community of players and their incredible love for the game. This is a thread comparing early dev images and how things shipped.
I was the art director of thatgamecompany's Journey. It set the course of my career and my art. I'm forever thankful to the community of players and their incredible love for the game. This is a thread comparing early dev images and how things shipped.
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Yes it's called Having Joined Bluesky In May 2023
is there a Butts On Things starter pack?
November 25, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Yes it's called Having Joined Bluesky In May 2023
@holdenwood.bsky.social oooooooh now it’s a party 😍
November 23, 2024 at 9:21 PM
@holdenwood.bsky.social oooooooh now it’s a party 😍
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I'm an air traffic controller. I booked a weekend away but the airline was overbooked & I lost the money for the hotel. When I'm controlling that airline, I add extra track miles to their route. I've kept a chart & will stop doing it when we're even.
November 23, 2024 at 10:25 AM
I'm an air traffic controller. I booked a weekend away but the airline was overbooked & I lost the money for the hotel. When I'm controlling that airline, I add extra track miles to their route. I've kept a chart & will stop doing it when we're even.
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bro they are straight up analyzing your directorial intent right now… they’re literally deriving significance from your work’s formal elements, including but not limited to its mise-en-scène and sense of photogénie
November 20, 2024 at 2:43 AM
bro they are straight up analyzing your directorial intent right now… they’re literally deriving significance from your work’s formal elements, including but not limited to its mise-en-scène and sense of photogénie