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It speaks volumes to me that Donald Trump doesn’t have a private family home. He lives at a golf resort. Surrounded by people who pay for the “privilege,” to be near him & have to stand up & applaud when he enters a room. He’s a homeless man, in need of worship & applause & fakery.
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
just baked 2 sour apple pies and i need a nap. "easy as pie" is a damned lie.
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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I really want to get to 100,000 followers by Christmas! Can you please help me? Thank you!
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
my montana born mother used to tell the story of how, after relocating to tennessee, she was castigated by a neighbor who insisted that it was "unsanitary" to cook stuffing inside the turkey. "dressing is cooked to the side," she was told, "if you were a lady you'd know that." 1963 was fun.
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
holy fucking shit. i am a professional artist.
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
"honor your country and wear a suit when you vote" - Cleta Mitchell
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
See also: AARP, fuck them.
United Health wants its ‘swagger back’.

How? By dropping a million seniors from Medicare Advantage

Why? America's largest insurer wants to improve its profit margins, medical costs are skyrocketing because the GOP cut Medicaid and ACA subsidies.
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
ok, but "space hero" is pretty funny
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
it would be a done deal if they simply re-named it trumpcare.

everything exactly the same, including extended subsidies, but it' has his name on it.
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
so this means the kid he's having with Laura Loomer will be an "anchor baby"
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
but will she be able to collect that pension once she's convicted of planting that pipe bomb?
Ah, that explains MTG's odd resignation date; the Congressional pension vests after five years.
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
so what they are saying is Republicans commit a shit ton of mortgage fraud?
apnews.com/article/just...
Justice Department is examining handling of mortgage fraud investigation into Sen. Adam Schiff
The Justice Department is examining the handling of the mortgage fraud investigation into Sen. Adam Schiff.
apnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
red just happens to be the color of a scab
so do you pronounce it “peppermint mocha in red holiday cup” or “crossing the picket line” you piece of shit
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"Look, I don't see the problem. Just buy less food." - Hassett
KARL: The president claims that Thanksgiving costs are down 25%. Does he know that's not true?

HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--

KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.

November 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
he isn't even smart enough to go with "nothingcheese on a nothingburger in a nothingbun"
it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
i wonder why Trump would fixate on mortgage fraud claims?
FOX: Fox can now confirm that Eric Swalwell has been criminally referred to the DOJ accused of mortgage fraud.
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
in his Blues Brothers era
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
are you now, or have you ever been, opposed to the genocide in Gaza?
Under new head of Paramount David Ellison, the studio has drawn up a list of actors who opposed the Gaza genocide and will not allow them to appear in its films and TV shows.

Does this sound familiar?

Also, "Ellison is reportedly aiming to take over Warner Bros. next."
Paramount Has Blacklist for Stars Deemed “Overtly Antisemitic” — World of Reel
It sure looks like the likes of Javier Bardem, Joaquin Phoenix, Emma Stone, and Mark Ruffalo won’t be making movies for Paramount in the foreseeable future.
www.worldofreel.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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A reminder that if you are called to be part of a jury in a political prosecution you have a right to refuse to convict on the grounds the prosecution is unjust. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Trump’s Politicized Prosecutions May Hit a Roadblock
When the president puts his political enemies on trial on pretextual grounds, jurors have the option of refusing to convict.
www.theatlantic.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Attorneys who wish to avoid this fate shall henceforth refer to J6 as "a large peaceful group of patriots touring the Capitol who were compelled to lightly bludgeon rogue leftist officers who impeded their progress"
Two DOJ attorneys were prosecuting a case involving a J6er—for a matter separate from the Capitol insurrection—and were coincidentally told they would be placed on leave after describing Jan. 6 as “thousands of people comprising a mob of rioters.”

Trump is trying to rewrite history. trib.al/GIEWQZW
October 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
donating to my local food bank AND putting free canned food at my door for Halloween (in addition to the candy, obviously!)
If you can swing it, *now* is the time to donate to your local food bank. Hard working families in your cities need you now more than ever.
If you have it please donate cash to the food banks. $10 in their hands will feed more people than the $10 worth of canned goods you can buy for retail prices. Also check on your elders. Many of them will not admit they rely on these programs so grocery gift cards or a surprise bag of staples
October 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
but Trump's every utterance is weighted down by superfluous self praise and meandering grievance
NEW: Judge Steven Merryday, a George H.W. Bush appointee, said Trump's complaint was so weighted down by superfluous self praise and meandering greivances that it had to be rewritten.

www.politico.com/news/2025/09...
September 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM