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sure, but did you see the "nest" he built?
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
sure, but did you see the "nest" he built?
holy fucking shit. i am a professional artist.
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
holy fucking shit. i am a professional artist.
ok, but "space hero" is pretty funny
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
ok, but "space hero" is pretty funny
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
i listened to the first 15 seconds but it really pissed off my puppy so i stopped. (it's blurry cause he was barking)
November 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
i listened to the first 15 seconds but it really pissed off my puppy so i stopped. (it's blurry cause he was barking)
can we interest you in some B-52H Stratofortress Whopper deals?
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
can we interest you in some B-52H Stratofortress Whopper deals?
Trump is SO pissed at that guy for collapsing so close to him. The nerve of those sick people.
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Trump is SO pissed at that guy for collapsing so close to him. The nerve of those sick people.
Edward Bader was played by Kevin O'Rourke in Boardwalk Empire!
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Edward Bader was played by Kevin O'Rourke in Boardwalk Empire!
this is the look I'd be rockin'
September 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
this is the look I'd be rockin'
"Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech."
September 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech."
no new pictures, where are you mentally?
September 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
no new pictures, where are you mentally?
using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
It's Cootie Season!
It's Cootie Season!
September 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
It's Cootie Season!
It's Cootie Season!
This was my all time favorite. I recently discovered it was made into a live action/animated short film featuring the voices of Meryl Streep, Forest Whittaker and Spike Jonze)!
August 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This was my all time favorite. I recently discovered it was made into a live action/animated short film featuring the voices of Meryl Streep, Forest Whittaker and Spike Jonze)!
nice refreshing dip in the pool? oh, never mind.
August 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
nice refreshing dip in the pool? oh, never mind.
If he was a Batman villain he'd be The Smirker
August 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If he was a Batman villain he'd be The Smirker
this just gets truer and truer
July 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
this just gets truer and truer
Shout out to the sadistic fuck who put TWO (!) 1000 piece Van Gogh puzzles in one box before donating them to the thrift store. Challenge accepted!
June 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Shout out to the sadistic fuck who put TWO (!) 1000 piece Van Gogh puzzles in one box before donating them to the thrift store. Challenge accepted!
RhymeZone, what rhymes with I.C.E.? oh, OK. (right there between "asking price" and "beggar lice")
June 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
RhymeZone, what rhymes with I.C.E.? oh, OK. (right there between "asking price" and "beggar lice")
live by the hamm
die by the hamm
die by the hamm
April 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
live by the hamm
die by the hamm
die by the hamm