It speaks volumes to me that Donald Trump doesn’t have a private family home. He lives at a golf resort. Surrounded by people who pay for the “privilege,” to be near him & have to stand up & applaud when he enters a room. He’s a homeless man, in need of worship & applause & fakery.

whiffing then pretending is pretty much the only thing he's good at

sure, but did you see the "nest" he built?

those doge boys did this, didn't they

this may be the highest profile instance of this specific crime, but surely only one of many non-custodial parents who have unleashed this particular trauma on their own children and exes

eww.

the worst "if neither of us is married in 40 years" pact ever

how is it that i, a person who loves pie and adores cranberries, have never even head of cranberry pie? i feel that something essential has been hidden from me.

jfc mother jones. the thought that anyone finds this ghoul attractive is nauseating.

it's really only 5 members, they are counting each member twice.

i love pie so much that i feel strongly that a pie warning should be posted when movies and tv programs show a character eating or talking about pie, so i can get some pie before i start watching.

correct me if I am wrong, but don't most of Amazon's profits come from web services? is it possible to impact Amazon's bottom line with a consumer boycott?

fruit that makes your mouth feel dry? nope.

it took me way too long to figure out X = _______ and not the other X.

curious that the administration so adept at "gaming the legal system" would be interested in making sure that average people charged with crimes can not have access to jury trials.

great. i can't wait to see videos of MAGA faithful attempting to pajama shame people on crowded flights.

alicia silverstone style

slightly less directly. something along the lines of: "this train is being delayed because SOMEONE has interfered with the closing of the doors." then everyone on the train turns to the door and glares at the culprit.