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Same as it ever was
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
So, for the 3am witching hour thing...do the demons follow Daylight Savings Time rules? Like are they coming out at 2am tonight, or do they adjust for the human perception of time to keep things spooky and consistent?
November 2, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Somehow we survived. For better or worse, that's all we can do. Survive, and maybe one day, forget how much it can hurt to be human.
October 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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We are the sons of the dragulas you couldn't slam in the back of
October 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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China: We can repair a broken bone in minutes now.

USA: We will hunt our citizens down in the streets!
⚠️ Chinese researchers have invented bone glue that mimics how oysters stick to surfaces underwater.

The adhesive can reportedly repair orthopedic fractures in 2-3 minutes, even in blood-rich environments, and is bioabsorbable.

interestingengineering.com/science/chin...
China's oyster-inspired 'bone glue' bonds fractures in minutes
A new oyster-inspired Bone-02 adhesive can revolutionize bone repair without metal fasteners.
interestingengineering.com
October 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Reminder: they did NOT pay the reward for Luigi.
ms.now MS NOW @ms.now · Sep 11
BREAKING: The FBI says they are "offering a reward of up to $100,000 for information leading to the identification and arrest of the individual(s) responsible for the murder of Charlie Kirk"
September 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Hello Bluesky! I suddenly have an extra ticket to see RILO KILEY that I'm looking to sell for Summerstage this Monday the 8th at 7pm. Anyone interested?
September 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
"Am I right or am I right about the Grand Canyon being GOATed?" - Gen Z tourist
August 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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This is genuinely the news every day
July 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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rideshare companies need a “no tesla” option
July 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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With only 14% of votes remaining, Cuomo would need to win nearly 3 out of every 4 remaining votes to take the lead.

Zohran wins!
June 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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I actually did vote for everything to get more expensive, dangerous, and stupid, and I feel extremely represented right now
June 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Incredible how Cuomo is absolutely DWARFING everyone else in money and spend and yet it’s still close enough that they’re pulling these stops out.

They’re scared.
Former President Bill Clinton is endorsing former Gov. Andrew Cuomo, his former HUD secretary, as the Democratic establishment tries to attempt to ensure Zohran Mamdani does not win the Democratic primary for NYC mayor. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/22/n...
Bill Clinton Endorses Andrew Cuomo for New York City Mayor
www.nytimes.com
June 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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June 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Sitting US Senator Alex Padilla forcibly wrestled to the ground and arrested by the FBI for attempting to ask a question of DHS secretary Kristin Noem.
June 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
May 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
There's a rumor going around on twitter that David Duchovny just got married again and I AM NOT OKAY
May 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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May 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Brooklyn bus stop ads being replaced with guerilla public service announcements.
May 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
April 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
NEW HAVEN, CT—Calling such concern for linguistic precision a clear indicator of a thriving country, a panel of historians from Yale University issued a statement Thursday announcing that quibbling ov...
theonion.com
April 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “TRADE DEFICIT”—IT’S JUST CALLED “BUYING THINGS.” YOU DO NOT HAVE A TRADE DEFICIT WITH YOUR DENTIST JUST BECAUSE HE NEVER BUYS ANYTHING FROM YOU.
April 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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I almost forgot to post this, and it's the perfect day for it.
March 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM