The NBA Adult Man
@samsheehan.bsky.social
I’m the NBA Adult Man, affirmative affirmative
Challenging myself to not post on Twitter for a little bit, but I still open the app and write the tweets.
56 in drafts so far.
#NoDaysOff #PostersPost
56 in drafts so far.
#NoDaysOff #PostersPost
May 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Challenging myself to not post on Twitter for a little bit, but I still open the app and write the tweets.
56 in drafts so far.
#NoDaysOff #PostersPost
56 in drafts so far.
#NoDaysOff #PostersPost
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huge Nothing But Respect playoff mega-pod, with @kofie.bsky.social, @toley.bsky.social, @ichotiner.bsky.social, @kylietcheung.bsky.social, @eamonwhalen.bsky.social, and @samsheehan.bsky.social and as always @lexaprotools.bsky.social
April 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
huge Nothing But Respect playoff mega-pod, with @kofie.bsky.social, @toley.bsky.social, @ichotiner.bsky.social, @kylietcheung.bsky.social, @eamonwhalen.bsky.social, and @samsheehan.bsky.social and as always @lexaprotools.bsky.social
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Sources say Willie Green has lost virtually all player support and yet ownership insists he be retained. It's not about Joe Dumars, it's about the process leading up to this. The dysfunction starts at the top.
New at the substack:
intheno.substack.com/p/pelicans-p...
New at the substack:
intheno.substack.com/p/pelicans-p...
Pelicans’ Problem Isn’t Joe Dumars - It’s Ownership’s Shortsighted Approach
Mandates, Misplaced Loyalty, and the Cost of Ignoring Player Voices
intheno.substack.com
April 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Sources say Willie Green has lost virtually all player support and yet ownership insists he be retained. It's not about Joe Dumars, it's about the process leading up to this. The dysfunction starts at the top.
New at the substack:
intheno.substack.com/p/pelicans-p...
New at the substack:
intheno.substack.com/p/pelicans-p...
So still no groupchats?
April 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
So still no groupchats?
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switched to citrus dr bronners soap and now i am a death stranding character named Orange-Bathman
April 4, 2025 at 11:12 AM
switched to citrus dr bronners soap and now i am a death stranding character named Orange-Bathman
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🔥 Fresh YKB just dropped
🎙️ Zach Lowe joins the ringer!
🙌 His triumphant return on the Bill Simmons podcast
🏀 DPOY, Sixth man of the year & more.
🤏 How these teams can escape play in purgatory: Hawks, Bulls, Heat & Kings
Tap in below
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🎙️ Zach Lowe joins the ringer!
🙌 His triumphant return on the Bill Simmons podcast
🏀 DPOY, Sixth man of the year & more.
🤏 How these teams can escape play in purgatory: Hawks, Bulls, Heat & Kings
Tap in below
⤵️⤵️⤵️⤵️⤵️
April 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
🔥 Fresh YKB just dropped
🎙️ Zach Lowe joins the ringer!
🙌 His triumphant return on the Bill Simmons podcast
🏀 DPOY, Sixth man of the year & more.
🤏 How these teams can escape play in purgatory: Hawks, Bulls, Heat & Kings
Tap in below
⤵️⤵️⤵️⤵️⤵️
🎙️ Zach Lowe joins the ringer!
🙌 His triumphant return on the Bill Simmons podcast
🏀 DPOY, Sixth man of the year & more.
🤏 How these teams can escape play in purgatory: Hawks, Bulls, Heat & Kings
Tap in below
⤵️⤵️⤵️⤵️⤵️
Haha, anyone with citizenship in another country besides America up? Maybe you need a bf/husband/house elf?
April 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Haha, anyone with citizenship in another country besides America up? Maybe you need a bf/husband/house elf?
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Walking into the bank with my gigantic check from Elon but it's too big to get through the door - I ram at it for 45 minutes before going home in defeat. Later, I see security cam footage of me in a tiktok next to ants in a lab that solve this problem in 14 seconds
April 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Walking into the bank with my gigantic check from Elon but it's too big to get through the door - I ram at it for 45 minutes before going home in defeat. Later, I see security cam footage of me in a tiktok next to ants in a lab that solve this problem in 14 seconds
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my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
April 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
Too many followers on the other website and now I get bad replies to everything I say from strangers
April 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Too many followers on the other website and now I get bad replies to everything I say from strangers
Been going over the books at this asylum and, well…
Let’s just say the administrators aren’t who I thought they were
Let’s just say the administrators aren’t who I thought they were
March 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Been going over the books at this asylum and, well…
Let’s just say the administrators aren’t who I thought they were
Let’s just say the administrators aren’t who I thought they were
If your squad goals are the nuclear family, that’s a yikes from me, chief.
March 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
If your squad goals are the nuclear family, that’s a yikes from me, chief.
Still 5 hours until the weekend
March 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Still 5 hours until the weekend
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kotaro uchikoshi: what if you were trapped in an extreme environment, forced to trust total strangers? what if mankind had the ability to collectively overcome its mental limits? what if you lived with the memories of another timeline? also, what if I, Kotaro Uchikoshi, was horny
March 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
kotaro uchikoshi: what if you were trapped in an extreme environment, forced to trust total strangers? what if mankind had the ability to collectively overcome its mental limits? what if you lived with the memories of another timeline? also, what if I, Kotaro Uchikoshi, was horny
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They see a game about making money & cant relate 🗣🗣🗣
March 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
They see a game about making money & cant relate 🗣🗣🗣
Real Harvest Moon heads know Story of Seasons clears Metroid Prime 4
(Everyone groans at my shit)
(Everyone groans at my shit)
March 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Real Harvest Moon heads know Story of Seasons clears Metroid Prime 4
(Everyone groans at my shit)
(Everyone groans at my shit)
Using up my 19th “it is what it is” of the month
March 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Using up my 19th “it is what it is” of the month
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Scenes from the YKB trip to Smoothie King @trillbrodude.bsky.social @samsheehan.bsky.social
March 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Scenes from the YKB trip to Smoothie King @trillbrodude.bsky.social @samsheehan.bsky.social
I think it’s pretty much impossible to have a bad meal in New Orleans.
March 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I think it’s pretty much impossible to have a bad meal in New Orleans.
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When the flight attendant asks how many Diet Cokes I want.
March 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
When the flight attendant asks how many Diet Cokes I want.
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blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
March 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
They really don’t want that group chat functionality over here, huh?
March 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
They really don’t want that group chat functionality over here, huh?
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With the First Overall Pick in the 2025 Most Pressure Draft @samsheehan.bsky.social selects ...
March 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
With the First Overall Pick in the 2025 Most Pressure Draft @samsheehan.bsky.social selects ...