The NBA Adult Man
@samsheehan.bsky.social
I’m the NBA Adult Man, affirmative affirmative
So still no groupchats?
April 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
So still no groupchats?
Still 5 hours until the weekend
March 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Still 5 hours until the weekend
When the flight attendant asks how many Diet Cokes I want.
March 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
When the flight attendant asks how many Diet Cokes I want.
Posting fantasy recs on the timeline
March 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Posting fantasy recs on the timeline
Patriots didn’t sign washed Godwin
March 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Patriots didn’t sign washed Godwin
They are doing this to me at work
February 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
They are doing this to me at work
How it feels getting told to “put myself out there more” by people who haven’t been single in a decade
February 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
How it feels getting told to “put myself out there more” by people who haven’t been single in a decade
How it feels to not be at work
February 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
How it feels to not be at work
Just cross posting
February 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Just cross posting
How I feel when a stranger’s engagement announcement comes across my timeline and I like it and reply “congratulations!!!”
February 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
How I feel when a stranger’s engagement announcement comes across my timeline and I like it and reply “congratulations!!!”
Me when an author I respect offers me a lesson.
February 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Me when an author I respect offers me a lesson.
Mom would have been 60 today.
If you’re lucky enough to still have your mom, reminder to give her a call.
If you’re lucky enough to still have your mom, reminder to give her a call.
February 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Mom would have been 60 today.
If you’re lucky enough to still have your mom, reminder to give her a call.
If you’re lucky enough to still have your mom, reminder to give her a call.
Stancil said something I agreed with
February 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Stancil said something I agreed with
Posting the video game music thread as an account who has 95% of his followers from sports
February 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Posting the video game music thread as an account who has 95% of his followers from sports
I don’t want the “KebenDerant” Jersey to no longer be topical
February 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I don’t want the “KebenDerant” Jersey to no longer be topical
Pissing everyone off on the other website with a 100 tweet thread
February 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Pissing everyone off on the other website with a 100 tweet thread
Liking them all again when they got brought over
February 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Liking them all again when they got brought over
Found out about this today and I’m literally laughing out loud every time I think about it
February 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Found out about this today and I’m literally laughing out loud every time I think about it
Typed out a real dogshit tweet while I was on hold with Health and Human Services.
A little peek behind the curtain of a bad tweet
A little peek behind the curtain of a bad tweet
January 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Typed out a real dogshit tweet while I was on hold with Health and Human Services.
A little peek behind the curtain of a bad tweet
A little peek behind the curtain of a bad tweet
I’m feeling like the Maine Beans Factor
January 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I’m feeling like the Maine Beans Factor
Thinking about one of my favorite Malazan quote.
Monday folks, let’s make it a good one.
Monday folks, let’s make it a good one.
January 27, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Thinking about one of my favorite Malazan quote.
Monday folks, let’s make it a good one.
Monday folks, let’s make it a good one.
The case manager who quit with no notice didn’t do any of the person centered planning meeting process stuff with her client (takes two months) and their effective date is three weeks away and I got handed the case
January 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The case manager who quit with no notice didn’t do any of the person centered planning meeting process stuff with her client (takes two months) and their effective date is three weeks away and I got handed the case