Special Agent Dale Cooper Flagg
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#rstats #NBASky | Born & raised in Maine, live in Chicago | Chicago Bulls and Sky partisan, unfortunately | Box score production chauvinist | Member of the Church of Kirilenkology 🏀| Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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At least two more displaced Palestinian children have been killed in the latest winter storm as Israel continues to block shelter aid.
December 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
At least two more displaced Palestinian children have been killed in the latest winter storm as Israel continues to block shelter aid.
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So he's anti labor, anti homeless, anti trans, and pro billionaire? Have fun losing the next election, dumbass.
By the way, Gavin Newsom is apparently raising money to fight AGAINST the billionaire tax. So thoughtful of him to come to their aid at this particular time in history,
December 29, 2025 at 5:58 AM
So he's anti labor, anti homeless, anti trans, and pro billionaire? Have fun losing the next election, dumbass.
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Mo Bamba has agreed to sign a one-year deal with the Toronto Raptors, Mark Bartelstein of @PrioritySports and Greer Love tell ESPN. Bamba averaged 16.5 points and 12 rebounds in G League Salt Lake City and now brings needed size to Raptors frontcourt for his eighth NBA season.
December 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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People who die from mountaineering I respect for wanting to conquer the heavens & stand on A Really Big Rock.
People who die from cave diving spit in the face of nature to go into evil hole that can kill you in 5 million ways if you a mistake. You disrespect nature by trying to conquer The Hole.
People who die from cave diving spit in the face of nature to go into evil hole that can kill you in 5 million ways if you a mistake. You disrespect nature by trying to conquer The Hole.
December 28, 2025 at 7:17 AM
People who die from mountaineering I respect for wanting to conquer the heavens & stand on A Really Big Rock.
People who die from cave diving spit in the face of nature to go into evil hole that can kill you in 5 million ways if you a mistake. You disrespect nature by trying to conquer The Hole.
People who die from cave diving spit in the face of nature to go into evil hole that can kill you in 5 million ways if you a mistake. You disrespect nature by trying to conquer The Hole.
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🚨 Gaza’s Health Ministry warns of a “slow-motion mass death” driven by Israel’s medical siege.
Since the ceasefire, more than 400 people have been killed, but far more are dying from blocked medicine and collapsed care, the Director General says. Only 10% of needed medical supplies have...
Since the ceasefire, more than 400 people have been killed, but far more are dying from blocked medicine and collapsed care, the Director General says. Only 10% of needed medical supplies have...
December 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
🚨 Gaza’s Health Ministry warns of a “slow-motion mass death” driven by Israel’s medical siege.
Since the ceasefire, more than 400 people have been killed, but far more are dying from blocked medicine and collapsed care, the Director General says. Only 10% of needed medical supplies have...
Since the ceasefire, more than 400 people have been killed, but far more are dying from blocked medicine and collapsed care, the Director General says. Only 10% of needed medical supplies have...
mox's post-CC win promo felt a little pointed, given what was to come next. kept hyping up the people who show up every day to do their job and respect pro wrestling. seeing who won the championship after yet another absence to go do movies, made me go 'hmmmm'.
December 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
mox's post-CC win promo felt a little pointed, given what was to come next. kept hyping up the people who show up every day to do their job and respect pro wrestling. seeing who won the championship after yet another absence to go do movies, made me go 'hmmmm'.
not enough talk about how the Celtics being on pace for 50+ wins without him (and their entire big rotation from last year) vindicates all of the "Tatum is a teammate merchant" takes
December 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
not enough talk about how the Celtics being on pace for 50+ wins without him (and their entire big rotation from last year) vindicates all of the "Tatum is a teammate merchant" takes
kids naturally understand how fucked up it is that we have so many people deprived of the basic resources for living. it has to be unlearned through years and years of propaganda, but boy, do we ever have a propaganda machine designed to do it.
Two weeks ago I spent the whole day at the Museum of the Moving Image to listen to New Yorkers. This is what Liam shared with me.
December 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
kids naturally understand how fucked up it is that we have so many people deprived of the basic resources for living. it has to be unlearned through years and years of propaganda, but boy, do we ever have a propaganda machine designed to do it.
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no, they’re saying the toaster is having horrific impacts on the labor and environment and it’s weird that your inadequate ability to brainstorm on your own matters more than that. oh, and the toaster generates child porn. so there’s that.
there are indeed a lot of problems with AI, and I am not an uncritical champion of it (see my vitriolic rants on photorealistic images). But I feel like a lot of people are trying to make grilled fish with a toaster and getting mad that it outputs something inedible.
December 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
no, they’re saying the toaster is having horrific impacts on the labor and environment and it’s weird that your inadequate ability to brainstorm on your own matters more than that. oh, and the toaster generates child porn. so there’s that.
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December 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
well, looks like I'm going to be taking a break from AEW programming for a while
December 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
well, looks like I'm going to be taking a break from AEW programming for a while
Tony has got to stop booking Hoffman Estates. You don't actually get the Chicago crowd when you go way the fuck out there.
World's End had 1 fantastic, must-see match in Mox/Kyle. Some good action otherwise in front of an often concerningly flat crowd. Some booking and style choices that don't feel like a brand that is challenging the modern status quo but living within it. One of AEW's lesser PPVs.
December 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Tony has got to stop booking Hoffman Estates. You don't actually get the Chicago crowd when you go way the fuck out there.
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My brother @thinkingbasketball.bsky.social is preaching the gospel here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NWD...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NWD...
The NBA is letting offenses do whatever they want
YouTube video by Thinking Basketball
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December 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My brother @thinkingbasketball.bsky.social is preaching the gospel here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NWD...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NWD...
Shout out @thinkingbasketball.bsky.social
once you've seen the Thinking Basketball video about the officiating this year (youtube.com/watch?v=8NWDEb…), you'll never stop wanting to beat Adam Silver to death with your bare hands
December 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Shout out @thinkingbasketball.bsky.social
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Me texting Ben trying to get him to go harder!
a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
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December 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Me texting Ben trying to get him to go harder!
once you've seen the Thinking Basketball video about the officiating this year (youtube.com/watch?v=8NWDEb…), you'll never stop wanting to beat Adam Silver to death with your bare hands
December 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
once you've seen the Thinking Basketball video about the officiating this year (youtube.com/watch?v=8NWDEb…), you'll never stop wanting to beat Adam Silver to death with your bare hands
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December 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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type of shit i'm on
December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
type of shit i'm on
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Singapore’s latest antisocial scourge is pickleball on.ft.com/3ME8EFn | opinion
Singapore’s latest antisocial scourge is pickleball
Enthusiastic picklers are fighting a war against neighbours sick of the sport’s relentless ‘pock, pock, pock’ noise
on.ft.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Singapore’s latest antisocial scourge is pickleball on.ft.com/3ME8EFn | opinion
Updated projections
December 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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cannot possibly express enough how much you should not come visit this country right now lol
“It’ll be interesting to watch the tourism numbers.”
U.S. Plans to Scrutinize Foreign Tourists’ Social Media History
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December 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
cannot possibly express enough how much you should not come visit this country right now lol
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Eugenics on the Q train
December 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Eugenics on the Q train
Updated projections. Bulls up to 8th best projected lottery odds *cue AJ Dybantsa x Gunna mix*
December 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Updated projections. Bulls up to 8th best projected lottery odds *cue AJ Dybantsa x Gunna mix*
moral imperative to impede these things as much as you possibly can if you see them out
Delivery robots are taking over Chicago sidewalks, sparking debate and a petition to hit "pause." blockclubchi.co/3KmCRIu
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
moral imperative to impede these things as much as you possibly can if you see them out
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Patrick Williams went 0/4 on 2-pointers tonight and is 2/16 on 2s in December. 26.8% since the start of November (15/56)
December 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Patrick Williams went 0/4 on 2-pointers tonight and is 2/16 on 2s in December. 26.8% since the start of November (15/56)