Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick
@samposnick.com
Well, I think they should be called *good* posts, actually.
Illustrator and creative professional, but I also enjoy extremely stupid things. A real mixed bag. Available for commercial work.
IG: @samposnick
www.samposnick.com
Illustrator and creative professional, but I also enjoy extremely stupid things. A real mixed bag. Available for commercial work.
IG: @samposnick
www.samposnick.com
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Behold! I have finished one (1) card! Surely I’ll end up making changes later to unify things but for now this black crowned crane as emperor is a good start.
Referring to the salt and slush wave stain at the bottom of wide leg jeans as "The JNCO Margarita".
February 15, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Referring to the salt and slush wave stain at the bottom of wide leg jeans as "The JNCO Margarita".
Finally taking makeup more seriously, just in time to be old.
February 14, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Finally taking makeup more seriously, just in time to be old.
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A happy valentine's day to you all!
February 14, 2026 at 7:49 PM
A happy valentine's day to you all!
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if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today
February 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today
The key to going insane is to be really hot about it.
February 14, 2026 at 6:42 PM
The key to going insane is to be really hot about it.
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Can't help but notice that certain men are making romantic gestures now that Valentine's Day approaches. Nice try, but some of us have been in love with your wife all year so...
February 5, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Can't help but notice that certain men are making romantic gestures now that Valentine's Day approaches. Nice try, but some of us have been in love with your wife all year so...
Reframing my life by calling every little task I do or errand I run "The Hero's Journey".
February 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Reframing my life by calling every little task I do or errand I run "The Hero's Journey".
Been a little too much "vivre" and not nearly enough "joie" around here, if you know what I'm saying.
February 13, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Been a little too much "vivre" and not nearly enough "joie" around here, if you know what I'm saying.
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Your Daily Merp – lookit those grabbers! #birds #HellYeahNuthatches
February 12, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Your Daily Merp – lookit those grabbers! #birds #HellYeahNuthatches
Eating a bagged salad twice in a week because I'm assuming the options are; I get super healthy OR; I get e.coli and die.
Either outcome is acceptable!
Either outcome is acceptable!
February 13, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Eating a bagged salad twice in a week because I'm assuming the options are; I get super healthy OR; I get e.coli and die.
Either outcome is acceptable!
Either outcome is acceptable!
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NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
Shame that I have to do my real jobs, instead of my preferred job- thinking of weird things to say online and in person.
February 12, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Shame that I have to do my real jobs, instead of my preferred job- thinking of weird things to say online and in person.
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Well my name's John Keats and I'm here to say / that Beauty is Truth, in a major way
February 11, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Well my name's John Keats and I'm here to say / that Beauty is Truth, in a major way
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I don’t like to tell people my family is religious because then they assume that I must ALSO be religious… instead of giving me the time to tell the story of how I faked my own death once as a child to try and get out of going to church.
February 12, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I don’t like to tell people my family is religious because then they assume that I must ALSO be religious… instead of giving me the time to tell the story of how I faked my own death once as a child to try and get out of going to church.
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I'd like some better things for my friends and some worse things for my enemies, quite frankly.
February 11, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I'd like some better things for my friends and some worse things for my enemies, quite frankly.
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Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.
February 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.
I don’t think they should call them “fraudsters”, that name is way too cool sounding. Like they’re doing skateboard tricks while they charge Hardees meals to my credit card.
February 11, 2026 at 5:10 AM
I don’t think they should call them “fraudsters”, that name is way too cool sounding. Like they’re doing skateboard tricks while they charge Hardees meals to my credit card.
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Bofa deez nuthatches. #birds #HellYeahNuthatches
February 11, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Bofa deez nuthatches. #birds #HellYeahNuthatches
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What's this? A loose thread on the hem of my jeans? I better investigate this on the very lip of the top of this flight of stairs.
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
What's this? A loose thread on the hem of my jeans? I better investigate this on the very lip of the top of this flight of stairs.
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I have a thread here of things that made me recoil from my phone and I just want to say this is the opposite. This is what the internet is supposed to be. I open a magic box that connects me to everything on earth and meet a mud eating bird named Timberdoodle who screams "I DANCE, BOUNCE AND STRUT!"
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I have a thread here of things that made me recoil from my phone and I just want to say this is the opposite. This is what the internet is supposed to be. I open a magic box that connects me to everything on earth and meet a mud eating bird named Timberdoodle who screams "I DANCE, BOUNCE AND STRUT!"
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February 9, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Bloody gorgeous.
For the #FebruArty theme of #flock... I have much much bird art but this is the only one that comes to mind that features multiple birds
#art #BirdArt #birds
#art #BirdArt #birds
February 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Bloody gorgeous.