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oh no it's sam
@samkatke.bsky.social
The last YouTube video I watched was in 2009, yes I am your Better

he/him
broke: reply guy
woke: replay guy
April 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
pull up a chair and let grandpa tell you about a man named Gary Larson
April 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Teri Garr doesn't score quite as high, but still very respectable.
Mel could absolutely pick em.
April 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I think the most charitable possible interpretation is "he has the body of a Manosphere Influencer" which is just an incredibly bizarre way of saying "he is muscular"
April 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
worst that's gonna happen is a daycare staff will tell you they've been saying it and then you just act surprised and wonder where they could have gotten it from
April 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
we miss him so bad in Milwaukee and wish him nothing but the best wherever he goes. truly great combination of role player and vibes guy
April 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
usually a ratio like that means they turned comments off so people QT it instead. but with comments on? remarkable.
April 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I'm starting to get replies from people who are clearly just searching for specific terms and I am Not A Fan
April 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
what is a podcast. like actually, what is it. it's like a blog? or a crypto thing? I can't keep up with all these fake words
April 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I have a pretty low opinion of LLMs and there are a ton of totally valid reasons they suck, but it's always annoying to me when people criticize them for things that are also applicable to other more conventional sources
April 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
are problems with auditory processing an ADHD thing or an autism thing
April 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
vote @wittywebhandle.bsky.social for NYC mayor
ultimately though, it's new york city politics. they're all fucking small time crooks and scam artists. its shabby
April 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
for every chitchat question a cashier asks you you get to shoplift one (1) item, maximum retail value $9
I'll stop using self checkout when the regular checkout line has an option to decline conversation
April 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I'll stop using self checkout when the regular checkout line has an option to decline conversation
April 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
desk, top computer
April 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Reposted by oh no it's sam
seems like roughly every hundred years humanity develops a group of people that need to be hanged while snotting and crying how they were just following orders
April 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
No Love Deep Web.

send post.
without a shred of irony, the band of This Very Moment is death grips
April 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
without a shred of irony, the band of This Very Moment is death grips
April 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
yes, exactly, some people are. so why is it such a personal affront to you that some people aren't
April 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
you feel that everyone's time and energy should be available to you whenever you want it. there's only one person here commoditizing humans, and it's you.

be the change you want to see, I guess. post your personal phone number and email so you can be open to meeting someone interesting.
April 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Lol. Lmao, even
April 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Reposted by oh no it's sam
(I wasn't the one who posted a death threat, btw)
April 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Conventionally Attractive Person With Vitiligo Still Conventionally Attractive
April 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
If Minneapolis elects Frey you are just not a serious city. Don't bother us with your little in-the-know Minneapolisisms anymore. They are no longer cute. Learn to say "duck-duck-goose" like every other normal dipshit in this country who can't stop electing right wing Democrats.
If New York elects Cuomo you are just not a serious city. Don't bother us with your little in-the-know New Yorkisms anymore. They are no longer cute. Learn to say "in line" like every other normal dipshit in this country who can't stop electing right wing Democrats.
April 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
don't make me tag the louvre guy
April 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM