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oh no it's sam
@samkatke.bsky.social
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The last YouTube video I watched was in 2009, yes I am your Better

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Lol. Lmao, even
5 reposts 642 quotes 187 likes 473 comments truly a devastating ratio for Nancy French's awful post about how she wishes she could talk to strangers who are clearly going out of their way to not be spoken to
April 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
samkatke.bsky.social
this is so insufferable
THE FOUNDERS OF ANY COLOUR YOU LIKE [PROPER MADE] POPSICLES & OUR BADASS CREW HAVE CREATED A NEW TYPE OF MOM & POP TAKEOUT JOINT, [name redacted] FOOD & SODAS ARE MADE IN THE SAME THOUGHTFUL WAY AS OUR POPS: WITH REAL FOOD, SHELF COMMITMENT TO HIGH LEVEL CONSISTENCY & TOP INGREDIENTS. WELCOME TO FLAVOR COUNTRY, Y'ALL! WALK IN ORDERS ARE HOW WE DO: ONLINE ORDERING ISN'T AVAILABLE. NO PHONE HERE- WE BUSY TAKING CARE OF Y'ALL IN REAL LIFE! EMAIL OR INSTA MESSAGE IF YOU NEED TO GET AT US, WE'LL GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS WE CAN
April 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
samkatke.bsky.social
what's up with this kids head
Simpsons episode Summer of 4 Foot 2. There's a kid whose forehead looks really weird
April 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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It's all just Amazon tax breaks
Climate Pledge Arena serves as a long-lasting and regular reminder for the urgent need for climate action. The Climate Pledge, which was founded by Amazon and Global Optimism in 2019, is a commitment from companies globally to be net zero carbon by 2040.
April 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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the 4th panel of the comic. a potted plant falls out of the sky to hit Sluggo on the head. it causes him to bite down on a walnut, with the exclamation "CRUNCH". A word bubble says "OH, BOY---THIS IS MY LUCKY DAY"
April 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Hey guys, this is pretty cool
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April 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
samkatke.bsky.social
the hole in the top is for a pump
A 5 gallon bucket with a pump attached to the lid
April 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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screenshot of Snapchat messages 🩷💨 lmao it looks like the heart is farting fearting
April 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
samkatke.bsky.social
my hometown ABC affiliate is transfem coded
logo of local ABC affiliate WAOW
April 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
samkatke.bsky.social
this post is twice as popular as stencil
side by side collage of a tweet from @nerdjpg.con that says "Guys we need communism" with 7,600 likes and election results from Minnesota DFL primary election where Will Stancil received 3,340 votes. Also, as an aside, Will Stancil can get thoroughly fucked
April 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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text message exchange first text: fuck you cheating ass, big head, cousin fucker, sister hopper, small dick 🍤, 30 second lasting BROKE ass n-word second text: BROKE???
April 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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truly the universal language
screenshot of a translation app. a symbol that looks like an ejaculating male phallus has been detected as Japanese and is translated into English as the same symbol.
April 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Prior to Severance, he was in a total of 20 episodes of TV and 2 plays. Whichever casting director found him needs a big raise
trammel tillman's acting credits from Wikipedia
March 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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7 panel comic strip. panel 1: an old woman is being mugged. in the background, there is a superhero saying "Stop, evil-doer! I am the Iron Sociopath!" panel 2: mugger says "Sociopath? So you're amoral? Then why do you fight crime?" panel 3: Iron Sociopath stabs the mugger through the shoulder with a sword panel 4: Iron Sociopath says "Society sanctions violence under certain conditions, but punishes with imprisonment under others. If I over the law, I get to commit more violence" panel 5: Iron Sociopath stabs the mugger through the other shoulder with a second sword panel 6: mugger is in the background, running away as old woman says "Thank you, Iron Sociopath! How can I ever repay you!" Iron Sociopath replies "Don't forget to vote this November" panel 7: Iron Sociopath is seen smiling broadly in the background as the old woman reads a campaign flyer that says "RE-ELECT THE IRON SOCIOPATH TO SENATE! ENEMIES ARE EVERYWHERE!"
March 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
samkatke.bsky.social
Do you think Donita and Dabio ever use the Pose Beam for weird sex stuff
Dabio and Donita from the cartoon Wild Kratts. Dabio is carrying two large suitcases and looks like the male model Fabio. Donita is a slim, female fashion designer.
March 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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March 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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I just felt the most poignant twitch of longing for my home state
first post: "You just febreezed him directly? Not even his clothes?" reply: "what clothes"
March 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Emma's post asking "what day is it" directly above another, unrelated post of a skier that says "pow day 🫦"
March 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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The original first choice to play Jimmy Doyle in The French Connection was Jackie Gleason who, a decade earlier, played Minnesota Fats in The Hustler.
McQuarrie asked Friedkin the difficulties he had finding someone to play Doyle. Though Hackman had earned Supporting Actor nominations for 1967’s “Bonnie & Clyde” and 1970’s “I Never Sang for My Father,” he was not even on the list of possibilities. Friedkin’s first choice was Jackie Gleason, who was best known for his comedic roles such as Ralph Kramden in “The Honeymooners.” Gleason, though, had shown his dramatic chops earning an Oscar nomination as Minnesota Fats in 1961’s “The Hustler.” Gleason was "a drinker, a heavy set guy, dark personality, poetic in a way,” Friedkin said. But studio chief Richard Zanuck nixed the idea because of the poor response to the 1962 film “Gigot,” in which Gleason played a dead mute janitor. ‘I think it did zero business for them,” he said.
February 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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unsurprisingly, the open source AI model made for literal pennies on the dollar out-performs
After a thorough examination of Gene Hackman's life and career, there appears to be no significant or well-documented connection between the actor and the state of Minnesota. Here's a concise summary: 1. **Early Life and Education**: Hackman was born in San Bernardino, California, raised in Illinois, and attended the University of Illinois. He did not have ties to Minnesota through upbringing or education. 2. **Career and Filmography**: None of Hackman's notable films were set in or filmed in Minnesota. His roles and projects largely involved other locations, and he never collaborated with Minnesota-based filmmakers like the Coen Brothers. 3. **Personal Life**: Hackman retired to Santa Fe, New Mexico, and there is no public record of him owning property, having family ties, or engaging in charitable work in Minnesota. 4. **Speculative Links**: While indirect connections (e.g., Midwest roots, potential appearances) might exist, they remain unverified and tenuous. **Conclusion**: Gene Hackman has no prominent or widely recognized connections to Minnesota. Any links are either speculative or incidental.
February 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
samkatke.bsky.social
felt compelled to make this for some reason
sluggo standing in the bottom right corner of a large blank white box. he is looking directly at the viewer, with a confused expression and the palms of his hands exposed
February 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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imagine being so loudly wrong about something so easily searchable.
2025 POVERTY GUIDELINES FOR THE 48 CONTIGUOUS STATES AND THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA Persons in family/household Poverty guideline 1 $15,650 2 $21,150 3 $26,650 4 $32,150 5 $37,650 6 $43,150 7 $48,650 8 $54,150 For families/households with more than 8 persons, add $5,500 for each additional person.
February 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Luna Doncic as George Bush being told about 9/11
February 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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lmao they blocked me over this
First post: NBC News is being kicked out of its space in the Pentagon and replaced by OANN Second post: a video of a North Korean news anchor with the caption "State media" Third post: "american *see something american happening in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???"
February 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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ol' reliable
american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???
February 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM