Shawny Paper Towels
@sameoldshawn.bsky.social
Writer. Comedian. The Shogun’s decapitator. *Rightful* heir to the Murray’s Hair Pomade fortune.
I’ve seen Interstellar no less than 10 times, twice in theaters, at least one of them in IMAX and I’m still itching to catch it in IMAX for the re-release.
December 8, 2024 at 1:51 PM
I’ve seen Interstellar no less than 10 times, twice in theaters, at least one of them in IMAX and I’m still itching to catch it in IMAX for the re-release.
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He didn’t even sue for defamation of character. He sued for the legal claim of “man ain’t NO WAY that many people liked that song” 😂😂😂
November 25, 2024 at 11:33 PM
He didn’t even sue for defamation of character. He sued for the legal claim of “man ain’t NO WAY that many people liked that song” 😂😂😂
Pretty sure God has discovered some of my disparaging tweets because he been fucking me up lately. My fault, OG.
November 16, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Pretty sure God has discovered some of my disparaging tweets because he been fucking me up lately. My fault, OG.
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horrid little piss freak
What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
December 30, 2023 at 6:40 AM
horrid little piss freak
Rewatching “When We Were Kings”. Cool to know we’re all about to watch a fight they’ll one day make a movie like this about.
November 16, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Rewatching “When We Were Kings”. Cool to know we’re all about to watch a fight they’ll one day make a movie like this about.
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Mr. Tyson, tear down this Paul.
November 16, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Mr. Tyson, tear down this Paul.
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Sounds like Dick made sure you didn’t shoot your wad too early.
I was about to tweet about having a hard on for Gradey Dick and he turned it over… I think he wants me to calm it down too lmao
November 16, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Sounds like Dick made sure you didn’t shoot your wad too early.
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The devil wants to have your soul. Despite controversial views on eternal damnation and the infliction of suffering as a spectator sport, his focus on human agency and taking on heaven may find broad support--and face theological headwinds.
RFK Jr. wants to tackle chronic disease. Despite controversial views on vaccines, his focus on healthy food and taking on special interests may find broad support — and face political headwinds.
RFK Jr. wants to 'Make America Healthy Again.' He could face a lot of pushback
RFK Jr. wants to tackle chronic disease. Despite controversial views on vaccines, his focus on healthy food and taking on special interests may find broad support — and face political headwinds.
www.npr.org
November 15, 2024 at 9:44 PM
The devil wants to have your soul. Despite controversial views on eternal damnation and the infliction of suffering as a spectator sport, his focus on human agency and taking on heaven may find broad support--and face theological headwinds.
You know what song I really fw? “I Want Candy”. They went in the booth not even pretending to be profound. Just had a hankering. I can relate. Evergreen tune.
November 15, 2024 at 2:37 PM
You know what song I really fw? “I Want Candy”. They went in the booth not even pretending to be profound. Just had a hankering. I can relate. Evergreen tune.
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November 2, 2024 at 12:10 PM
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This is a very good list. I am going to add a few things which are more nebulous, but just as important.
TEND TO YOUR RELATIONSHIPS.
1) Check in with your friends and loved ones, especially if they are vulnerable under the incoming admin. If you have been out of touch, don't worry. Reach out now.
TEND TO YOUR RELATIONSHIPS.
1) Check in with your friends and loved ones, especially if they are vulnerable under the incoming admin. If you have been out of touch, don't worry. Reach out now.
Tante Sarah's List of Things You Should Do Before January 20th, In Increasingly Dire Order (and a shorter list of what not to do):
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November 11, 2024 at 4:25 PM
This is a very good list. I am going to add a few things which are more nebulous, but just as important.
TEND TO YOUR RELATIONSHIPS.
1) Check in with your friends and loved ones, especially if they are vulnerable under the incoming admin. If you have been out of touch, don't worry. Reach out now.
TEND TO YOUR RELATIONSHIPS.
1) Check in with your friends and loved ones, especially if they are vulnerable under the incoming admin. If you have been out of touch, don't worry. Reach out now.
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In addition to the 10 free ebooks Haymarket is offering because "books are crucial tools in struggles against racism, imperialism, and capitalism," there are several others available for free and the rest are just $2 — and one is 30¢. I'll add some more links. www.haymarketbooks.org/blogs/517-te...
Ten Free Ebooks for Getting Free
“What keeps us going, ultimately, is our love for each other, and our refusal to bow our heads, to accept the verdict, however all-powerful it seems. It’s what ordinary people have to do. You have to ...
www.haymarketbooks.org
November 10, 2024 at 3:58 PM
In addition to the 10 free ebooks Haymarket is offering because "books are crucial tools in struggles against racism, imperialism, and capitalism," there are several others available for free and the rest are just $2 — and one is 30¢. I'll add some more links. www.haymarketbooks.org/blogs/517-te...
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top-tier elmer face
November 15, 2024 at 2:24 AM
top-tier elmer face
In order to establish myself as a “power poster” on this app, I’m going to go up to the biggest account and start a fight, like the first day in prison. So, somebody point me to the big dawg. Is Dril on here? Show yourself, coward!
November 14, 2024 at 11:55 PM
In order to establish myself as a “power poster” on this app, I’m going to go up to the biggest account and start a fight, like the first day in prison. So, somebody point me to the big dawg. Is Dril on here? Show yourself, coward!
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between anti-abortion extremists and rfk the trump administration seems to be a targeted effort to increase maternal and early childhood mortality
November 14, 2024 at 10:02 PM
between anti-abortion extremists and rfk the trump administration seems to be a targeted effort to increase maternal and early childhood mortality
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Don’t think I can tolerate a new Twitter jail. Isn’t social media prison as it is?
Wait, like the twitter jail shit is back?
Bluesky is the first social media app to build in breaks for you to go touch grass
November 14, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Don’t think I can tolerate a new Twitter jail. Isn’t social media prison as it is?
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Let's be real here. This isn't like allowing a totalitarian to take your nation by force. This is like finding a new bar because the new owners of your old regular turned out to be shitheads and they ruin the whole vibe.
So I just posted this on Twitter & asked for views on it & the BlueSky exodus? Isn’t it just ceding ground to Musk? Zelensky didn’t pack his bags & decamp to Poland. Tell me why I’m wrong.
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Guardian will no longer post on Elon Musk’s X from its official accounts
Platform’s coverage of US election crystallised longstanding concerns about its content, says Guardian
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Let's be real here. This isn't like allowing a totalitarian to take your nation by force. This is like finding a new bar because the new owners of your old regular turned out to be shitheads and they ruin the whole vibe.
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RFK gonna bring back diseases even House doesn’t know about
November 14, 2024 at 9:47 PM
RFK gonna bring back diseases even House doesn’t know about
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I am seeing more and more opinions bubbling up about how throwing trans people to the wolves would be a winning strategy for Democrats, and I just want to quickly say: Fuck off with that absolute dog shit.
November 7, 2024 at 3:55 PM
I am seeing more and more opinions bubbling up about how throwing trans people to the wolves would be a winning strategy for Democrats, and I just want to quickly say: Fuck off with that absolute dog shit.
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I want to promise you all that no matter how big this site gets, I will NEVER sell out to the makers of Windex, the world’s leading brand of glass and hard-surface cleaners, known and trusted for over 50 years
November 11, 2024 at 9:38 PM
I want to promise you all that no matter how big this site gets, I will NEVER sell out to the makers of Windex, the world’s leading brand of glass and hard-surface cleaners, known and trusted for over 50 years