Imman
@imman.bsky.social
Below, my (Gradey) Dick skeets.
Amongst other things.
Amongst other things.
BAN ZACH ZARBA FROM CANADA
January 1, 2026 at 3:11 AM
BAN ZACH ZARBA FROM CANADA
DICK EXPLODED AT THE HOLE
December 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
DICK EXPLODED AT THE HOLE
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A Dick tease?
December 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
A Dick tease?
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Gotta call it edging when Dick takes it all the way to the whole but doesn't finish
December 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Gotta call it edging when Dick takes it all the way to the whole but doesn't finish
People keep asking me about the Raptors.
What about me gives Ross Gellar? I don’t like dinosaurs.
What about me gives Ross Gellar? I don’t like dinosaurs.
December 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
People keep asking me about the Raptors.
What about me gives Ross Gellar? I don’t like dinosaurs.
What about me gives Ross Gellar? I don’t like dinosaurs.
What’s the deal with Ja?
Not off court stuff. I’ll need to watch Grizzlies when he’s on the court. But for the uneducated (me), what happened
Is it a refusal to attack or he’s lost something?
Not off court stuff. I’ll need to watch Grizzlies when he’s on the court. But for the uneducated (me), what happened
Is it a refusal to attack or he’s lost something?
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
What’s the deal with Ja?
Not off court stuff. I’ll need to watch Grizzlies when he’s on the court. But for the uneducated (me), what happened
Is it a refusal to attack or he’s lost something?
Not off court stuff. I’ll need to watch Grizzlies when he’s on the court. But for the uneducated (me), what happened
Is it a refusal to attack or he’s lost something?
Watching Siakam get blocked by Poeltl and then scored over for the game winner by Ingram.
What a game.
What a game.
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Watching Siakam get blocked by Poeltl and then scored over for the game winner by Ingram.
What a game.
What a game.
Dick grows fast!
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November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Dick grows fast!
Eventually they’re going to stop lying to us about Evan Mobley.
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Eventually they’re going to stop lying to us about Evan Mobley.
Mobley giving you nothing on offence is not unexpected. Disappointing but not unsurprising.
Mobley being a pylon on defence? That's what's surprising.
How is your reigning DPOY getting picked on?
Mobley being a pylon on defence? That's what's surprising.
How is your reigning DPOY getting picked on?
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Mobley giving you nothing on offence is not unexpected. Disappointing but not unsurprising.
Mobley being a pylon on defence? That's what's surprising.
How is your reigning DPOY getting picked on?
Mobley being a pylon on defence? That's what's surprising.
How is your reigning DPOY getting picked on?
Unlike Dick, I aim to please
I know if I waited long enough you’d thrust some dick into the timeline!
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Unlike Dick, I aim to please
A finisher who can't finish? We call that sloppy Dick
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
A finisher who can't finish? We call that sloppy Dick
reigning DPOY getting picked on. i love my team
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
reigning DPOY getting picked on. i love my team
It was a hard win.
The boys pulled it out and came out on top.
If we’re open to it, everything is a Gradey Dick Pun.
The boys pulled it out and came out on top.
If we’re open to it, everything is a Gradey Dick Pun.
“Pulled out” and no Gradey Dick pun?
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It was a hard win.
The boys pulled it out and came out on top.
If we’re open to it, everything is a Gradey Dick Pun.
The boys pulled it out and came out on top.
If we’re open to it, everything is a Gradey Dick Pun.
I can’t believe the Raptors are going to win the 2026 title.
They pulled out a close game against Charlotte.
Kawhi couldn’t even do that. They’re kinda unstoppable.
They pulled out a close game against Charlotte.
Kawhi couldn’t even do that. They’re kinda unstoppable.
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I can’t believe the Raptors are going to win the 2026 title.
They pulled out a close game against Charlotte.
Kawhi couldn’t even do that. They’re kinda unstoppable.
They pulled out a close game against Charlotte.
Kawhi couldn’t even do that. They’re kinda unstoppable.
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Really good read if you haven't had a chance on the NBA gambling issue and how Adam Silver might be screwed
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Hey lovelies!
🚨 NEW ARTICLE
The NBA’s Illusion of Integrity
It would be so nice if you guys could give it a read.
It’s been a long time and I’m kinda rough at it.
👉🏾👈🏾
Let me know what you think
open.substack.com/pub/proseand...
🚨 NEW ARTICLE
The NBA’s Illusion of Integrity
It would be so nice if you guys could give it a read.
It’s been a long time and I’m kinda rough at it.
👉🏾👈🏾
Let me know what you think
open.substack.com/pub/proseand...
The NBA's Illusion of Integrity
How the League's Investigations Protect the Business, Not the Game
open.substack.com
November 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Really good read if you haven't had a chance on the NBA gambling issue and how Adam Silver might be screwed
Share and subscribe
Share and subscribe
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I’m never letting another Toronto sports team break me like this.
Only the Raptors should have that honour.
Only the Raptors should have that honour.
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I’m never letting another Toronto sports team break me like this.
Only the Raptors should have that honour.
Only the Raptors should have that honour.
October 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Thoughtful piece on all this gambling noise
October 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Thoughtful piece on all this gambling noise
Hey lovelies!
🚨 NEW ARTICLE
The NBA’s Illusion of Integrity
It would be so nice if you guys could give it a read.
It’s been a long time and I’m kinda rough at it.
👉🏾👈🏾
Let me know what you think
open.substack.com/pub/proseand...
🚨 NEW ARTICLE
The NBA’s Illusion of Integrity
It would be so nice if you guys could give it a read.
It’s been a long time and I’m kinda rough at it.
👉🏾👈🏾
Let me know what you think
open.substack.com/pub/proseand...
The NBA's Illusion of Integrity
How the League's Investigations Protect the Business, Not the Game
open.substack.com
October 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Hey lovelies!
🚨 NEW ARTICLE
The NBA’s Illusion of Integrity
It would be so nice if you guys could give it a read.
It’s been a long time and I’m kinda rough at it.
👉🏾👈🏾
Let me know what you think
open.substack.com/pub/proseand...
🚨 NEW ARTICLE
The NBA’s Illusion of Integrity
It would be so nice if you guys could give it a read.
It’s been a long time and I’m kinda rough at it.
👉🏾👈🏾
Let me know what you think
open.substack.com/pub/proseand...
I wrote the flowery-est and flowery essays.
Like even I think I was doing too much.
But honestly. I don’t want to feel like my MS took away my writing so I tried to be extra AF.
Like even I think I was doing too much.
But honestly. I don’t want to feel like my MS took away my writing so I tried to be extra AF.
October 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I wrote the flowery-est and flowery essays.
Like even I think I was doing too much.
But honestly. I don’t want to feel like my MS took away my writing so I tried to be extra AF.
Like even I think I was doing too much.
But honestly. I don’t want to feel like my MS took away my writing so I tried to be extra AF.
He’s Yesavage (uh)
Classy, boujee, ratchet
Classy, boujee, ratchet
October 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
He’s Yesavage (uh)
Classy, boujee, ratchet
Classy, boujee, ratchet