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Doc Naismith
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Amateur pundit with a penchant for perms—never fight a man with one! Hailing from the same hometown as my moniker, though we never met. Former Raptors Republic partner. My opinions? More unpredictable and chaotic than the Dallas Mavericks front office. 🇨🇦🇩🇪
Someone please skeet me when the Raptors decide to play like a serious team. I’m glad I chose watching the World Jr.’s instead. Toronto’s playing some uninspiring basketball right now.
December 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Worst loss of the season.

Wizards are bottom of the East and this was a team the Raptors beat by 30 a month ago. No excuse for this, had Christmas Eve and Christmas day off. Embarrassing for all involved.
December 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Just turned on the Raptors game and… late in the 4th we’re getting beat by the Wizards. Yes, those Washington Wizards.
a white cat standing next to a bowl of liquid
ALT: a white cat standing next to a bowl of liquid
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I know most people hate him, but I love Brooks. He’s so committed to his troll game … especially when he’s chirping at LeBron. Pure entertainment. 🤣
He did it again...

Dillon Brooks with almost a lane violation, then high-fives Lebron. Lebron wanted his high-five back 🤣🤣🤣🤣

#NBA
December 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Battle’s face is pure Christmas morning panic—the exact look you get when you’ve unwrapped every gift under the tree and still haven’t found the PS5 you asked Santa for.
December 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
A shame this didn’t count for Barnes.
December 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Masai sitting court-side in Miami tonight.
December 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
If you like sloppy play and terrible shooting, Raptors vs. Heat is your Super Bowl. 🤮
December 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Fingers crossed I don’t regret watching the Raptors tonight. My emotional stability can’t survive another snooze fest.
December 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The DOJ had all this info for ages and still didn’t vet it before releasing? Sure. Their Twitter account has officially achieved full-blown satirical status. 🙄
DOJ has conducted the fastest investigation of all time, determining within about two hours that the outcome matches their initial social media post.
December 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Reposted by Doc Naismith
Read this until the very end. Hooooooly fucking shit
December 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
So the ‘60 Minutes’ segment CBS wouldn’t air in the U.S. ended up airing in Canada. Cool. Now watch him use this as “proof” to slap on more frivolous tariffs… or ramp up the absurd annex-Canada talk again.
December 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Ridley Greig gives David Pastrnak a knuckle sandwich.
December 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I have no comments pertaining to the Raptors.
December 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Put Poeltl on IR and bring up Sarr in the meantime while we look to make a deal. We’re getting killed on the glass — way too many second‑chance points off offensive boards. We need size, now.
December 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Poeltl’s done for the night. Yeah… this is officially a real problem now.
December 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Netflix’s ‘Boots’ was absolutely fantastic, easily one of my favorite watches of ’25. I’d bet good money Pete Hegseth would despise it, which is honestly all the endorsement I need.
December 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Shaedon Sharpe with some absolute violence at the rim. Poor Westbrook!😱
December 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
What a TD from Williams to Moore, but let’s not overlook Nixon’s coverage. Williams had to be perfect because Nixon was absolutely smothering Moore. Elite throw under pressure.
December 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Not a Bears fan, but I’ll admit the NFL is just better when they’re playing fun football. It just adds something.
December 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Two rival lacrosse goalies squared up, then politely removed their upper pads before unleashing a flurry of haymakers. Respect. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
NLL GOALIE FIGHT! Rylan Hartley and Nick Damude go at it, and this was a better fight than anything you saw on Netflix last night. Hartley opened with a big shot and landed some serious punches, and had a few things to say at the end.
December 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Okay, Masai’s gone. Now we finally get to see what Bobby Webster is made of. This Raptors team isn’t serious right now. We just got our arses handed to us by Boston sans Brown & Tatum. Changes are needed, and they’re needed soon.
December 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I’m ready for the Raptors to trade Quickley. Any takers? Asking for a friend who’s tired of waiting for the consistency.
December 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Christmas came early this weekend: Jake Paul gets KO’d and Andrew Tate takes a beating. The vibes are immaculate.
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Brady Tkachuk might wear the C, but there’s no doubt this is Tim Stützle’s team.
December 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM