GAZEBO LURKER
@sambreed.bsky.social
I'm the kung fu hippie from gangster city 🦀
Invincible genius. All my ideas are good and I will never die.
Invincible genius. All my ideas are good and I will never die.
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Part 102 of 200 in historically interesting things
Depictions of Medjed from 950s BCE. Medjed The Smiter is an ancient Egyptian god who shoots rays of light from his eyes, and who goes round about heaven robed in the flame of his mouth, commanding Hāpi (Nile god), but remaining himself unseen
Depictions of Medjed from 950s BCE. Medjed The Smiter is an ancient Egyptian god who shoots rays of light from his eyes, and who goes round about heaven robed in the flame of his mouth, commanding Hāpi (Nile god), but remaining himself unseen
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Part 102 of 200 in historically interesting things
Depictions of Medjed from 950s BCE. Medjed The Smiter is an ancient Egyptian god who shoots rays of light from his eyes, and who goes round about heaven robed in the flame of his mouth, commanding Hāpi (Nile god), but remaining himself unseen
Depictions of Medjed from 950s BCE. Medjed The Smiter is an ancient Egyptian god who shoots rays of light from his eyes, and who goes round about heaven robed in the flame of his mouth, commanding Hāpi (Nile god), but remaining himself unseen
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i hate the first few months after you get a new pit installed where you keep falling in it
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 AM
i hate the first few months after you get a new pit installed where you keep falling in it
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The tongue is the future of Robots?..
He kisses better than a man!
He kisses better than a man!
October 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The tongue is the future of Robots?..
He kisses better than a man!
He kisses better than a man!
Someone do a painting of Hulk Hogan, Diane Keaton, and D'Angelo hanging out together in hell
October 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Someone do a painting of Hulk Hogan, Diane Keaton, and D'Angelo hanging out together in hell
Got to hang out with a cat
October 15, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Got to hang out with a cat
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who cares @ Tron just turn off the computer
October 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
who cares @ Tron just turn off the computer
@nanoraptor.danamania.com I thought of you yesterday when I looked at this thing and thought "The arcade cabinet is cool, but someone should make a handheld version of this game"
October 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
@nanoraptor.danamania.com I thought of you yesterday when I looked at this thing and thought "The arcade cabinet is cool, but someone should make a handheld version of this game"
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He’s a MANIAC
September 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
He’s a MANIAC
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if mocking donald trump is enough to make gavin newsom qualified to be president, then I have done enough to be elected emperor of the 97 moons of jupiter
September 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
if mocking donald trump is enough to make gavin newsom qualified to be president, then I have done enough to be elected emperor of the 97 moons of jupiter
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i don’t want to be Loyal. i don’t want to be Enrolled. i’m trying to go to the store
August 31, 2025 at 1:51 PM
i don’t want to be Loyal. i don’t want to be Enrolled. i’m trying to go to the store
I earned 160 points by buying a bike helmet for my wife
August 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I earned 160 points by buying a bike helmet for my wife
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they’ll just move him to a different parish and he’ll do it again
August 29, 2025 at 6:00 AM
they’ll just move him to a different parish and he’ll do it again
"AI cannot be a hater, because AI does not feel, or know, or care. Only humans can be haters. I celebrate my humanity"
anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
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I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
anthonymoser.github.io
August 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"AI cannot be a hater, because AI does not feel, or know, or care. Only humans can be haters. I celebrate my humanity"
anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
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when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe
August 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe
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it was so funny how Sekiro would just lock you out of quests by killing random NPCs if you died too much. just an absolutely player-antagonistic game on every level. i've had more fun looking for my keys
August 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
it was so funny how Sekiro would just lock you out of quests by killing random NPCs if you died too much. just an absolutely player-antagonistic game on every level. i've had more fun looking for my keys
Fast as a button. Cute as lightning
August 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Fast as a button. Cute as lightning
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highway to the grainger zone. gonna take you right into the g
August 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
highway to the grainger zone. gonna take you right into the g
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‘bridge’ is short for rebrigerator
August 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
‘bridge’ is short for rebrigerator