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Sara Hoffman
@salsus.bsky.social
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web analyzing [ lesbian in a hat ]
You can call me Hoff (they/them)
GA4, GTM, BigQuery, GMP
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finchinabq.bsky.social
Thread of Alice Wong articles:
honkifyouareantifa.bsky.social HonkIfYouAreAntifa - Nov need met @honkifyouareantifa.bsky.social · 13h
on Alice's account over on twitter posted by Sandy Ho
This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the time of her passing. Hi everyone, it looks like I ran out of time. I have so many dreams that I wanted to fulfill and plans to create new stories for you. There are a few in progress that might come to fruition in a few years if things work out. I did not ever imagine I would live to this age and end up a writer, editor, activist, and more. As a kid riddled with insecurity and internalized ableism, I could not see a path forward. It was thanks to friendships and some great teachers who believed in me that I was able to fight my way out of miserable situations into a place where I finally felt comfortable in my skin. We need more stories about us and our culture. You all, we all, deserve the everything and more in such a hostile, ableist environment. Our wisdom is incisive and unflinching. I'm honored to be your ancestor and believe disabled oracles like us will light the way to the future. Don't let the bastards grind you down. I love you all.
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
salsus.bsky.social
Going to Georgetown tonight. I miss you, DC Circulator.
November 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
salsus.bsky.social
I unlocked a new concept of privilege: a women is talking on the phone behind me talking to someone about traveling and she says “no, I’ve never been to a funeral”
October 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
salsus.bsky.social
A nametwin signed up for Silver Singles. I don’t feel like I’m the right fit for that.
October 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
salsus.bsky.social
Why can’t we have nice things? RIP Circulator.
imgoph.bsky.social Geoffrey Hatchard @imgoph.bsky.social · Oct 10
TIL all Prince George’s County “The Bus” buses are free. Folks should make a bigger deal of this.
Interior of the P43 bus in Lewisdale.
October 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
salsus.bsky.social
I mean, I’d rather live under capitalism than fascism, but y’all need to stop.
🛑 We tired.
October 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
salsus.bsky.social
What is even the point of Release Notes? Don’t be boring AF

Two months of smoothing? Is it flat already?
Screenshot of app release notes from the last 2 months for the Starbucks app showing 8 individual releases that all say “We made some changes to make things run smoother”
September 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Reposted by Sara Hoffman
kurtbusiek.bsky.social
"I don't care that he's dead."
"He's not a hero."
"He's a scumbag."
"He shouldn't be celebrated."

No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd.

Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.
September 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
salsus.bsky.social
The third and final ticket release for MeasureCamp DC went live earlier this week - grab yours today: bit.ly/46eWTeH

Already attending? Thinking about hosting a session? download a session card: bit.ly/4nj1UJY
MeasureCamp DC promotion image with the Chinatown Metro fan as the backdrop. October 4th, 2025 from 9a to 5p. Location is the District Architecture Center at 421 7th St NW, the Gallery Place-Chinatown Metro station.
September 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
salsus.bsky.social
New Star Trek character just dropped: 11 of 9
Did the Borg forget how to count?
Screenshot of a search feature where a user can select the number of "Rows per page:" The dropdown value says 10 and the text to the right that states the number of results shown in the information returned says "11-9 of 9"
September 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Reposted by Sara Hoffman
erinmayequade.bsky.social
Maybe it’s because I’m a state legislator, but I’m worried about the under reaction here. She didn’t spend the night on the House floor. She’s being DETAINED AGAINST HER WILL BY REPUBLICANS UNTIL SHE FOLLOWS THEIR ORDERS. This is 🦇 💩
phillewis.bsky.social Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · Aug 19
Texas State Rep. Nicole Collier spent the night on the House floor after refusing to agree ‘to round-the-clock monitoring by state troopers’ www.keranews.org/texas-news/2...
Texas state Rep. Nicole Collier on the House floor, with a blanket, pillows and a book
August 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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51stdc.bsky.social
Here are the House Dems NOT cosponsoring the #DCStatehood bill:
Cuellar
Don Davis
Gillen
Gluesenkamp Perez
Golden
Goodlander
V. Gonzalez
Gray
Harder
Kaptur
Susie Lee
Liccardo
McDonald Rivet
Pappas
Pou
Riley
Sherrill
Titus
Vasquez
Whitesides
August 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
salsus.bsky.social
Folks, don’t be like me. Don’t schedule a 9am dentist appointment on a Monday.
August 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
salsus.bsky.social
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July 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
salsus.bsky.social
WMATA's Better Bus should have been named Bus Bullshit.
July 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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transsalamander.bsky.social
Ozzy Osbourne: Welcome to Hell (affectionate)
Hulk Hogan: Welcome to Hell (derogatory)
July 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
salsus.bsky.social
I smashed two lantern flies on my way to the metro.
I’m doing my part (meme from the movie Starship Troopers)
July 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
salsus.bsky.social
Just because I measure marketing doesn't mean I'm any good at it - ticket drop coming this week for MeasureCampDC!
bit.ly/4kPKJy6

#measure #measurecamp #measurecampdc
July 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Reposted by Sara Hoffman
itsthebrandi.bsky.social
Sometimes y'all be writing too many words for "Because they're racist." It's exhausting. That doesn't even require an em dash.
July 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
salsus.bsky.social
… the number of times the timeline cites “X” as an official channel of communication is nauseating and infuriating.
sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · Jul 6
this is, in practical terms, what republicans want for america
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Jul 5
NPR has compiled a timeline of when local, state and federal officials posted warnings on social media as well as the timeline of events as presented by local officials.
July 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Reposted by Sara Hoffman
jonathanstea.bsky.social
Doctors are AMAZED at these 10 ways to BOOST your immune system:

The Tetanus vaccine
The Measles vaccine
The Polio vaccine
The Mumps vaccine
The HPV vaccine
The Pneumonia vaccine
The Hepatitis B vaccine
The Rubella vaccine
The Diphtheria vaccine
The Covid-19 vaccine

- @hislopmd.bsky.social
July 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
salsus.bsky.social
Update - he has been found.
salsus.bsky.social Sara Hoffman @salsus.bsky.social · Jul 1
Help find my friend’s dad!

🚨 URGENT

Name: Yuji Yokoyama

Description:
- Age: 73
- Gender: Male
- Race: Asian
- Hair Color: White/Gray
- Eye Color: Brown
- Height: 5’6”
- Weight: approximately 180 lbs
🚨 URGENT: PLEASE HELP US FIND MY DAD My dad is on an extended work trip in New Mexico and went missing over the weekend in Las Cruces. We haven't been able to reach him via phone or email, and his car was found along State Road 185 (mile 19 marker) near the entrance to a trail. We think he most likely went hiking and either got lost or injured out there. There is a search and rescue effort out for him, but if you know anyone in that region, please share this with them. Name: Yuji Yokoyama Description: - Age: 73 - Gender: Male - Race: Asian - Hair Color: White/Gray - Eye Color: Brown - Height: 5’6” - Weight: approximately 180 lbs - Last Known Location: State Road 185 mile marker 19 in Las Cruces, New Mexico on June 29, 2025 around 12pm noon. - Last Seen Wearing: a blue cap 🧢, white polo shirt, and gray long pants PLEASE HELP If you are in the area or can help with the search, or if you have any information that could lead to his whereabouts, please contact New Mexico State Police D4 Las Cruces at 575-382-2500. New Mexico Department of Public Safety Missing Person Hotline 1-800-457-3463
July 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
salsus.bsky.social
I’m going swimming
joolia.bsky.social Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · Jul 2
what happens when the humidity reaches 100%?

do we dissolve?
July 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
salsus.bsky.social
Help find my friend’s dad!

🚨 URGENT

Name: Yuji Yokoyama

Description:
- Age: 73
- Gender: Male
- Race: Asian
- Hair Color: White/Gray
- Eye Color: Brown
- Height: 5’6”
- Weight: approximately 180 lbs
🚨 URGENT: PLEASE HELP US FIND MY DAD My dad is on an extended work trip in New Mexico and went missing over the weekend in Las Cruces. We haven't been able to reach him via phone or email, and his car was found along State Road 185 (mile 19 marker) near the entrance to a trail. We think he most likely went hiking and either got lost or injured out there. There is a search and rescue effort out for him, but if you know anyone in that region, please share this with them. Name: Yuji Yokoyama Description: - Age: 73 - Gender: Male - Race: Asian - Hair Color: White/Gray - Eye Color: Brown - Height: 5’6” - Weight: approximately 180 lbs - Last Known Location: State Road 185 mile marker 19 in Las Cruces, New Mexico on June 29, 2025 around 12pm noon. - Last Seen Wearing: a blue cap 🧢, white polo shirt, and gray long pants PLEASE HELP If you are in the area or can help with the search, or if you have any information that could lead to his whereabouts, please contact New Mexico State Police D4 Las Cruces at 575-382-2500. New Mexico Department of Public Safety Missing Person Hotline 1-800-457-3463
July 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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rbreich.bsky.social
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June 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM