Sally Sultzman
@sallysultzman.bsky.social
The One In The Hat. Published by Cast of Wonders, Sley House & more. Owner of Sarah STETS Editorial Services. YA pen name of Sarah M. Anderson. Owner of large tea mugs, loud beagles, too much yarn (never!) she/her
www.sallysultzman.com
www.sallysultzman.com
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An Exciting Career Opportunity! by Sally Sultzman
“It’s not too late to back out,” Tiffany says as we pull up in front of a regular-looking house. I appreciate the offer. Because I want to. I absolutely do not want to walk into some stranger…
dielaughingmag.com
OH! I *should* do a 2025 end-of-year post! I had a LOT (for me!) stories this year!
We started out with "An Exciting Career Opportunity!" about MLMs and vampires, which was lovingly published by @dielaughingmag.bsky.social this April! Free to read!
dielaughingmag.com/2025/05/05/a...
We started out with "An Exciting Career Opportunity!" about MLMs and vampires, which was lovingly published by @dielaughingmag.bsky.social this April! Free to read!
dielaughingmag.com/2025/05/05/a...
"You are SUCH a literalist."
--by a literature professor, while discussing a piece of literature, where people were discussing something that was never actually stated in the book.
It's the moment I knew my career in academia was more or less over.
--by a literature professor, while discussing a piece of literature, where people were discussing something that was never actually stated in the book.
It's the moment I knew my career in academia was more or less over.
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"You are SUCH a literalist."
--by a literature professor, while discussing a piece of literature, where people were discussing something that was never actually stated in the book.
It's the moment I knew my career in academia was more or less over.
--by a literature professor, while discussing a piece of literature, where people were discussing something that was never actually stated in the book.
It's the moment I knew my career in academia was more or less over.
Reposted by Sally Sultzman
sorry reposting this all day bc idk when you're looking at your phone and it is important that you see hellcow
Good morning! It’s new STRANGE TAILS day! #2 features that most dastardly of bovines, HELLCOW, and is out now!
Written by me, art: @bailierosenlund.bsky.social, colors: Ian Herring, letters: VC’s Travis Lanham, Edit: Farah Javed & @alannawrites.bsky.social!
🐮🩸 www.marvel.com/comics/issue...
Written by me, art: @bailierosenlund.bsky.social, colors: Ian Herring, letters: VC’s Travis Lanham, Edit: Farah Javed & @alannawrites.bsky.social!
🐮🩸 www.marvel.com/comics/issue...
December 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
sorry reposting this all day bc idk when you're looking at your phone and it is important that you see hellcow
Following this up with It's a Wonderful Life and I have to say--
The true meaning of Christmas is digging around in the snow in old cemeteries to look at the gravestones.
*grabs my shovel*
The true meaning of Christmas is digging around in the snow in old cemeteries to look at the gravestones.
*grabs my shovel*
It's "cheeses for us meeces" time!
December 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Following this up with It's a Wonderful Life and I have to say--
The true meaning of Christmas is digging around in the snow in old cemeteries to look at the gravestones.
*grabs my shovel*
The true meaning of Christmas is digging around in the snow in old cemeteries to look at the gravestones.
*grabs my shovel*
Reposted by Sally Sultzman
New comic. Merry Christmas! 💚🌟❤️
December 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
New comic. Merry Christmas! 💚🌟❤️
It's "cheeses for us meeces" time!
December 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
It's "cheeses for us meeces" time!
Reposted by Sally Sultzman
So lovely!!
Happy Christmas Eve from me and my family! (This is our version of a holiday card because we never can get around to sending them out on time.) #MerryChristmas #seasonsgreetings #music
It Came Upon the Midnight Clear
YouTube video by Blanco Family Music
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
So lovely!!
It's a Christmas Miracle! All of Mom's meds were in before the pharmacy closed today!!
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
December 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It's a Christmas Miracle! All of Mom's meds were in before the pharmacy closed today!!
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
Watching one of the best takes on A Christmas Carol tonight, as well as being an 80s time capsule--
SCROOGED.
Shout out to Bobcat Goldthwait in a bowtie!
SCROOGED.
Shout out to Bobcat Goldthwait in a bowtie!
December 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Watching one of the best takes on A Christmas Carol tonight, as well as being an 80s time capsule--
SCROOGED.
Shout out to Bobcat Goldthwait in a bowtie!
SCROOGED.
Shout out to Bobcat Goldthwait in a bowtie!
Used this as a template to contact my Senators to tell them to vote NO on the anti-trans bills!
what should you do? call your senators.
what if they're GOP? call. some house GOP voted against both.
what should you say? try one of these scripts. make it your own! they're less than a minute with built-in bail outs. yes, you should threaten your vote.
who's your senator? tap here: reps.fyi 🧵
what if they're GOP? call. some house GOP voted against both.
what should you say? try one of these scripts. make it your own! they're less than a minute with built-in bail outs. yes, you should threaten your vote.
who's your senator? tap here: reps.fyi 🧵
![FOR DEMOCRATS
my name is [your name]. two anti-transgender healthcare bills passed the house with democrat help—HR 498 and HR 3492. i’m calling today to tell senator [your senator’s name] to vote no and publicly commit to a no vote right now.
it shouldn’t be in question that any democrat would vote no on a law that says “people donald trump doesn’t like can’t get life-saving healthcare,” but here we are. no one knows where democrats stand on anything right now. the senator needs to stand up and speak up.
[you can bail out here at 30 seconds if you need to!]
every 2025 election proved you don’t need to compromise with bigots on transgender rights to win votes. not in virginia or ohio or kentucky. it’s wrong, it doesn’t work, and it alienates loyal voters. both of these bills are a no.
if senator [your senator’s name] votes yes on either of these, [he or she] loses my vote going forward. when these anti trans bills come up for a vote it absolutely must be a no from every democrat in the chamber.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2lzahebnas6od6j6jfydwst7/bafkreigmuw3qponpk5lflrqbhytzrivbrz4bpehyaxpepqdlrfjsgvdvg4@jpeg)
![FOR REPUBLICANS
my name is [your name] and i’m calling today to tell senator [your senator’s name] to vote no on two bills that passed the house december 17th and 18th: HR 498 and HR 3492.
both of these bills take away healthcare for a whole group of people. the government shouldn’t have that kind of power. this is overreach. this is an absolute no.
[you can bail out here at 20 seconds if you need to!]
the government doesn’t belong in any doctor’s office. if senator [your senator’s name] votes yes on either of these, how can i trust [him or her] to not come into my doctor’s office next? this is wrong. a yes vote loses my vote going forward.
it’s absolutely a no on HR 498 and 3492 when they come up for a vote. thank you.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2lzahebnas6od6j6jfydwst7/bafkreidskeonrvoffp3upmeg5cqckmrxqx6c2ji2mwfayud74q6ovfuzdi@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Used this as a template to contact my Senators to tell them to vote NO on the anti-trans bills!
How I'm turning up at the Bluesky Xmas Party:
December 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
How I'm turning up at the Bluesky Xmas Party:
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“Nothing exists in a vacuum.”
-me after emptying the Dyson
-me after emptying the Dyson
December 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“Nothing exists in a vacuum.”
-me after emptying the Dyson
-me after emptying the Dyson
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IT’S HERE!! The 8th Annual DOUG JONES 60 SECOND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!! Stay until the end, because if the singing isn’t horrible enough, the dad joke will be.
#merrychristmas
#merrychristmas
December 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
IT’S HERE!! The 8th Annual DOUG JONES 60 SECOND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!! Stay until the end, because if the singing isn’t horrible enough, the dad joke will be.
#merrychristmas
#merrychristmas
Reposted by Sally Sultzman
Treat a published work that was later divulged to be AI-generated the same way you would if you found out it was manually plagiarized from a different book. Same situation, just the plagiarism has been automated and averaged out a bit, and the plagiarist is also a scab and a cultural arsonist.
December 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Treat a published work that was later divulged to be AI-generated the same way you would if you found out it was manually plagiarized from a different book. Same situation, just the plagiarism has been automated and averaged out a bit, and the plagiarist is also a scab and a cultural arsonist.
I pretty much log on in the morning to see if there's one headline and one headline only.
Not today, apparently!
Not today, apparently!
December 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I pretty much log on in the morning to see if there's one headline and one headline only.
Not today, apparently!
Not today, apparently!
Reposted by Sally Sultzman
The government is accepting public comment on 2 proposed rules that would severely restrict access to gender affirming care for young Americans. These comments will be supportive of legal challenges aimed at blocking the new rules. Submit a public comment on the regime's new attacks on trans youth.
Submit Public Comments
act.hrc.org
December 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The government is accepting public comment on 2 proposed rules that would severely restrict access to gender affirming care for young Americans. These comments will be supportive of legal challenges aimed at blocking the new rules. Submit a public comment on the regime's new attacks on trans youth.
Reposted by Sally Sultzman
Time for some CHRISTMAS MAGIC, y'all.
A single mom I know locally has had her electricity cut off for non-payment. If anyone can help out, I'd definitely like to get her squared away by Christmas Eve.
PayPal: donnajherren @ gmail . com
Venmo: @ DONNA-HERREN-0
CashApp: $totallydonna
A single mom I know locally has had her electricity cut off for non-payment. If anyone can help out, I'd definitely like to get her squared away by Christmas Eve.
PayPal: donnajherren @ gmail . com
Venmo: @ DONNA-HERREN-0
CashApp: $totallydonna
December 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Time for some CHRISTMAS MAGIC, y'all.
A single mom I know locally has had her electricity cut off for non-payment. If anyone can help out, I'd definitely like to get her squared away by Christmas Eve.
PayPal: donnajherren @ gmail . com
Venmo: @ DONNA-HERREN-0
CashApp: $totallydonna
A single mom I know locally has had her electricity cut off for non-payment. If anyone can help out, I'd definitely like to get her squared away by Christmas Eve.
PayPal: donnajherren @ gmail . com
Venmo: @ DONNA-HERREN-0
CashApp: $totallydonna
Reposted by Sally Sultzman
The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees
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December 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees
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Can confirm: Pulled 60 Minutes “Inside CECOT” segment on the El Salvador mega prison housing hundreds of Venezuelan deportees sent by the U.S. is on Global TV’s free app
December 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Can confirm: Pulled 60 Minutes “Inside CECOT” segment on the El Salvador mega prison housing hundreds of Venezuelan deportees sent by the U.S. is on Global TV’s free app
You don't have to be a SFWA to respond but I am and let me tell you, if you regurgitate AI slop and hope no one notices the smell of bile and vomit on your work, just walk away from me now.
SFWA members and general SFF community:
In this press release, our Board of Directors apologizes for recent events.
Feedback from writers is strongly welcomed in the survey.
SFWA Members: Write to office@sfwa.org to support our Emerging Tech Committee.
www.sfwa.org/2025/12/22/p...
In this press release, our Board of Directors apologizes for recent events.
Feedback from writers is strongly welcomed in the survey.
SFWA Members: Write to office@sfwa.org to support our Emerging Tech Committee.
www.sfwa.org/2025/12/22/p...
December 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
You don't have to be a SFWA to respond but I am and let me tell you, if you regurgitate AI slop and hope no one notices the smell of bile and vomit on your work, just walk away from me now.
Reposted by Sally Sultzman
...What's this?
A preorder for a Golden Years novella? Dropping on 12/31 (just in time to squirrel yourself away to read on New Year's day)?
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GBYQ88Z...
A preorder for a Golden Years novella? Dropping on 12/31 (just in time to squirrel yourself away to read on New Year's day)?
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GBYQ88Z...
Meet-Cat
Meet-Cat - Kindle edition by Buck, Adele. Contemporary Romance Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.
www.amazon.com
December 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
...What's this?
A preorder for a Golden Years novella? Dropping on 12/31 (just in time to squirrel yourself away to read on New Year's day)?
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GBYQ88Z...
A preorder for a Golden Years novella? Dropping on 12/31 (just in time to squirrel yourself away to read on New Year's day)?
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GBYQ88Z...
There's a contractor in the house and the beagle is losing his mind and my nerves, guys.
I may not make it.
I may not make it.
December 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
There's a contractor in the house and the beagle is losing his mind and my nerves, guys.
I may not make it.
I may not make it.
Reposted by Sally Sultzman
Our good friend Joy Harris still needs our support in dealing with her cancer costs. She's been such a light to Romancelandia. Can you help bring her some light? Thanks. 💜 gofund.me/0c8d4cee0
Donate to Joy Harris Cancer Fund, organized by Adrienne Trent
To my friends and family in the Romancelandia community near and far, our beloved Joy Harris, th… Adrienne Trent needs your support for Joy Harris Cancer Fund
gofund.me
December 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Our good friend Joy Harris still needs our support in dealing with her cancer costs. She's been such a light to Romancelandia. Can you help bring her some light? Thanks. 💜 gofund.me/0c8d4cee0
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My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.
December 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.