theo’s mom
@sabriina.bsky.social
i’m normal levels of everything
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I do not know how to dress for 64 degrees. I get it wrong every single time
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I do not know how to dress for 64 degrees. I get it wrong every single time
darnell washington looks like he is already 40 years old
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
darnell washington looks like he is already 40 years old
GET THE PRESIDENT OFF MY FUCKING TV SCREEN COME ON
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
GET THE PRESIDENT OFF MY FUCKING TV SCREEN COME ON
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I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
lmao
October 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
lmao
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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Nothing is more important than vibes, and Brian Kelly's have never been good. It's mostly as simple as that
October 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Nothing is more important than vibes, and Brian Kelly's have never been good. It's mostly as simple as that
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HC Brian Kelly to be dismissed by LSU, per Pete Thamel.
October 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
🙏🏼
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Boy I do NOT remember this but it was ILL ADVISED
October 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Boy I do NOT remember this but it was ILL ADVISED
voodoo is occurring
October 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
voodoo is occurring
nvm football is good
October 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
nvm football is good
my football opinions are cope to comfort me as i prepare for lsu to lose to tamu at home at night
October 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
my football opinions are cope to comfort me as i prepare for lsu to lose to tamu at home at night
i’m developing boomer opinions about football
October 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
i’m developing boomer opinions about football
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Ready for some football
October 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Ready for some football
every bama game is “somehow, palpatine returned”
October 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
every bama game is “somehow, palpatine returned”
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“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits
October 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits
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care less than a bluesky lib but care more than a bluesky leftie
October 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
care less than a bluesky lib but care more than a bluesky leftie
us history teacher taught us that the civil war was about slavery and also states rights. same guy taught me econ and used greg mankiw’s textbook for the class. and my gov teacher told us that lobbying has no impact on legislation because there are so many lobbyists that they cancel each other out
One teacher told us “apartheid was good for S Africa;” another lectured that FDR “ruined the country” by making Americans “lazy;” yet another wld force us to watch Alan Greenspan lectures and preface them by saying “now that’s a smart Jew” (the teacher ofc was not Jewish)
October 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
us history teacher taught us that the civil war was about slavery and also states rights. same guy taught me econ and used greg mankiw’s textbook for the class. and my gov teacher told us that lobbying has no impact on legislation because there are so many lobbyists that they cancel each other out
anyway i made some really good pasta for dinner last night and im eating that and enjoying it
October 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
anyway i made some really good pasta for dinner last night and im eating that and enjoying it
i pray that i never get such severe leftist brainworms to be making posts like the ones i see on here
October 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i pray that i never get such severe leftist brainworms to be making posts like the ones i see on here
i found the one good car
October 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i found the one good car
i think society should be better somewhat
October 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
i think society should be better somewhat
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slobbering cretins: "if you didn't strava it doesn't count" "strava is a dating app"
me, enlightened: strava is a sacred diary for me and a few dozen people
me, enlightened: strava is a sacred diary for me and a few dozen people
October 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
slobbering cretins: "if you didn't strava it doesn't count" "strava is a dating app"
me, enlightened: strava is a sacred diary for me and a few dozen people
me, enlightened: strava is a sacred diary for me and a few dozen people
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I don’t really care what those other people tried to make this country. the people I choose as my spiritual forebears tried to make it free.
“You think you’re part of a proud tradition that can draw upon powerful unifying national symbols and myths? No, IDIOT, actually the white nationalists are right about what this country is”
October 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I don’t really care what those other people tried to make this country. the people I choose as my spiritual forebears tried to make it free.
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Brian Kelly can only hurt you if you let him hurt you. I choose to live happy.
September 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Brian Kelly can only hurt you if you let him hurt you. I choose to live happy.