SaberSmasher
@sabersmasher.bsky.social
Some guy on the internet, who just wants to relax, play video games, and write.
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Being a bit busy this week so here's a Dakimakura designed for Sonic~🌭
#Sonicthehedgehog
#Sonicthehedgehog
July 31, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Being a bit busy this week so here's a Dakimakura designed for Sonic~🌭
#Sonicthehedgehog
#Sonicthehedgehog
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3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
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Banks are targeting individuals by name because of their "high risk" line of work who are too outspoken. This is why we need you to stand up for nsfw creators
Friend tried to donate to my Throne, flagged by fraud detection at Bank of America — bank identified the transaction as specially for “giantess voretuber Ana Valens”
I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Banks are targeting individuals by name because of their "high risk" line of work who are too outspoken. This is why we need you to stand up for nsfw creators
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All I can think about is this shit inevitably happening.
November 16, 2025 at 11:12 AM
All I can think about is this shit inevitably happening.
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"well you just have to get BACK to NORMAL—"
WHY TF WOULD I WANT THAT? Do you enjoy being avoidably sick all the time??
Everyone bitches about losses to the economy, yet we pretend ventilation and filters somehow ...don't exist??
UPDATE EVERYTHING. PROTECT EVERYONE.
jfc this ain't hard
WHY TF WOULD I WANT THAT? Do you enjoy being avoidably sick all the time??
Everyone bitches about losses to the economy, yet we pretend ventilation and filters somehow ...don't exist??
UPDATE EVERYTHING. PROTECT EVERYONE.
jfc this ain't hard
I also want updated hvac in all public places. We really dropped the ball on that one.
Masking would be less important if we hadn't.
"We have more tools now"
Theoretically. We're not using them.
Masking would be less important if we hadn't.
"We have more tools now"
Theoretically. We're not using them.
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
"well you just have to get BACK to NORMAL—"
WHY TF WOULD I WANT THAT? Do you enjoy being avoidably sick all the time??
Everyone bitches about losses to the economy, yet we pretend ventilation and filters somehow ...don't exist??
UPDATE EVERYTHING. PROTECT EVERYONE.
jfc this ain't hard
WHY TF WOULD I WANT THAT? Do you enjoy being avoidably sick all the time??
Everyone bitches about losses to the economy, yet we pretend ventilation and filters somehow ...don't exist??
UPDATE EVERYTHING. PROTECT EVERYONE.
jfc this ain't hard
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It's actually stunning how the tech bros squandered an almost limitless amount of goodwill from, say, twenty years ago when we were all delighted to have laptops and phones that did useful things for us and you could watch TV on demand and get directions and plan trips and send an email, to.... now
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It's actually stunning how the tech bros squandered an almost limitless amount of goodwill from, say, twenty years ago when we were all delighted to have laptops and phones that did useful things for us and you could watch TV on demand and get directions and plan trips and send an email, to.... now
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“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence
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They were still under this mistaken impression until Metroid Prime 3. Which was a 2007 video game. They used the term for literal decades without knowing what it meant, lmao
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
They were still under this mistaken impression until Metroid Prime 3. Which was a 2007 video game. They used the term for literal decades without knowing what it meant, lmao
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The entire fandom’s (and Retro Studios) initial assumption: “Oh she hunts down the baddest monsters in the galaxy and gets paid for it, right?”
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The entire fandom’s (and Retro Studios) initial assumption: “Oh she hunts down the baddest monsters in the galaxy and gets paid for it, right?”
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
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POV you just teleported to Limsa to use the Market Board
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
POV you just teleported to Limsa to use the Market Board
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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Trying to get advice from an ai is bad enough, trying to get advice from an ai disguised as your dead parent is diabolical
We already have cases of ai psychosis and actively pushing kids to suicide with just text, imagine if that shit came from a "loved one", let alone one that's passed on
We already have cases of ai psychosis and actively pushing kids to suicide with just text, imagine if that shit came from a "loved one", let alone one that's passed on
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Trying to get advice from an ai is bad enough, trying to get advice from an ai disguised as your dead parent is diabolical
We already have cases of ai psychosis and actively pushing kids to suicide with just text, imagine if that shit came from a "loved one", let alone one that's passed on
We already have cases of ai psychosis and actively pushing kids to suicide with just text, imagine if that shit came from a "loved one", let alone one that's passed on
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"can we please make the game on the assumption that whoever is playing has decided to so" has always got me blank stares at work unforch
it's certainly been frustrating to see devs say more and more "sorry guys but we need to make our games shout out every thing and handhold every last point so that someone who doesn't give a fuck about it can sleepwalk through it"
like why pander to people who, essentially, do not like your work?
like why pander to people who, essentially, do not like your work?
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
"can we please make the game on the assumption that whoever is playing has decided to so" has always got me blank stares at work unforch
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By far our funniest Metroid revelation was learning that Nintendo always meant something completely different when they called Samus a bounty hunter
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
By far our funniest Metroid revelation was learning that Nintendo always meant something completely different when they called Samus a bounty hunter
Jumps on the bandwagon of people mentioning Dawntrail, and why this is a really bad idea.
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Jumps on the bandwagon of people mentioning Dawntrail, and why this is a really bad idea.
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We've recreated Living Memory from the hit critically acclaimed MMORPG FFXIV expansion Dawntrail "Don't recreate Living Memory".
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM
We've recreated Living Memory from the hit critically acclaimed MMORPG FFXIV expansion Dawntrail "Don't recreate Living Memory".
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Hey remember how one of the themes of Dawntrail was unhealthily holding onto an imitation of life and the damage it can do by not giving people the ability to move on
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Hey remember how one of the themes of Dawntrail was unhealthily holding onto an imitation of life and the damage it can do by not giving people the ability to move on
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shulk back pain
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
shulk back pain