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Trump Justice department flying into action over this. Half of the FBI devoted to this
February 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Trump Justice department flying into action over this. Half of the FBI devoted to this
Apple AI got to wrap it up dawg
January 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Apple AI got to wrap it up dawg
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Every prestige drama
January 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Every prestige drama
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every tech company in 2025
January 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
every tech company in 2025
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I once rescued Bill Maher’s dog from running in the street and he snatched the dog’s collar from my hand and slammed the gate in my face without saying thank you.
"Fuck off, you fucks" doesn't sound very tolerant, ya dumb piece'a shit!
December 26, 2024 at 5:55 AM
I once rescued Bill Maher’s dog from running in the street and he snatched the dog’s collar from my hand and slammed the gate in my face without saying thank you.
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I’m fairly certain mavs miss the most open 3s all time
December 24, 2024 at 3:10 AM
I’m fairly certain mavs miss the most open 3s all time
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Me: (perfect Werner Herzog impression that I've practiced in the mirror for hours) Ah, slurps at the end of the drink, almost like horrible screeches of pain; an aqueous harmony of collective murder
Date: Lol... Was that like, Arnold SwartzIngigger but he's sad
Me: (perfect Gilbert Gottfried impre
Date: Lol... Was that like, Arnold SwartzIngigger but he's sad
Me: (perfect Gilbert Gottfried impre
December 23, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Me: (perfect Werner Herzog impression that I've practiced in the mirror for hours) Ah, slurps at the end of the drink, almost like horrible screeches of pain; an aqueous harmony of collective murder
Date: Lol... Was that like, Arnold SwartzIngigger but he's sad
Me: (perfect Gilbert Gottfried impre
Date: Lol... Was that like, Arnold SwartzIngigger but he's sad
Me: (perfect Gilbert Gottfried impre
I feel like I need to watch Indy 5 with 2x speed
December 22, 2024 at 12:00 AM
I feel like I need to watch Indy 5 with 2x speed
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This is my 🐐
i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool
December 12, 2024 at 10:02 PM
This is my 🐐
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i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool
December 12, 2024 at 5:22 PM
i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool
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*forgets to bring phone into the bathroom* i’m off the grid
December 12, 2024 at 1:14 AM
*forgets to bring phone into the bathroom* i’m off the grid
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(bernie sanders voice) no one should wake up and find they have seventy five new emails
December 9, 2024 at 2:03 PM
(bernie sanders voice) no one should wake up and find they have seventy five new emails
todays snl cold open was absolutely dreadful and no one should be watching this
December 8, 2024 at 5:04 AM
todays snl cold open was absolutely dreadful and no one should be watching this
I get so happy when the Mavs actually make the 3 after a ridiculous Luka pass
December 8, 2024 at 12:59 AM
I get so happy when the Mavs actually make the 3 after a ridiculous Luka pass
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Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
December 7, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
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optimus prime: did she just wink at me?
me: i think she’s turning left
me: i think she’s turning left
December 6, 2024 at 12:16 AM
optimus prime: did she just wink at me?
me: i think she’s turning left
me: i think she’s turning left