Ry Guy
ryguyonstilts.bsky.social
Ry Guy
@ryguyonstilts.bsky.social
Elon Musk is an anus-faced goober. Also, I like things like Chicago sports teams, pool, volleyball, and being awesome.

Occasional video game streams: www.twitch.tv/ryguyonstilts

All opinions mine and mine alone.
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My neighbor has been abducted by ICE. Horrifying and heartbreaking. BSky, if you can possibly help in any way:

gofund.me/e7747cd61
Donate to The Garcia Family, organized by Danika Santiago
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the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Drew Lock asking the same question I kept thinking while watching Sam Darnold postgame yesterday

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February 9, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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JD Vance Booing should be an Olympic event where everyone who participates gets a gold medal.
February 7, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
VC, founder, dumbass
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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hahahahahahahahahaha
February 9, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Happy to see the Sam Darnold redemption arc get the ending it deserved. From written off after the Jets drafted him, to Super Bowl champ.
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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I don’t think it’s fair that men are allowed to be on TV and be ugly. Every woman on tv has to wear makeup, spanx, get her hair done, wear heels on the sidelines, whatever. Men shouldn’t be allowed to be ugly.
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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Best bet is to presume anyone calling for us to just move on from the Epstein files absolutely knows why they are important and they want that truth suppressed.
Last week the far right started peddling a narrative that the outrage over Epstein is a moral panic. Today, like clockwork, a more polite version of that narrative appears in the Atlantic.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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judge a quarterback by whether or not he defrauds millions of dollars from poor people
Judge a quarterback by what he'll take a knee for.
February 8, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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the lead singer of Three Doors Down died. the lead singer of Three Dog Night died on the 2nd. if i were in Third Eye Blind or Three Six Mafia i'd be very nervous about this specific rule of threes
February 8, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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watching LeBron do LeBron bullshit, still, 23 years in
February 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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the last two Popes went out of their way to call this man an immigrant hating freak and a fake Catholic.

Bless his heart for going to Italy expecting to have a normal one❤️
Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.
February 6, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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Every Democrat in a safe seat pearl clutching over "Abolish ICE" should be primaried and replaced. We don't have time for this.
“Renee Goodman [sic], Alex Pretti – there are no words,” DeLauro said.

“You said there were no words after the murder of those two individuals,” said Rev. Jack Perkins Davidson. “I think the words are ‘Abolish ICE.’”

www.ctpublic.org/news/2026-02...
DeLauro to pressing clergy: 'I will not vote to abolish ICE'
The Connecticut U.S. representative found herself at odds with faith leaders.
www.ctpublic.org
February 7, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”

Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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There is no sport that hates its own fans more than MLB.
MLB TV will remain $150 a season but look at this BS they’re trying to pull. You cannot “buy” MLB TV without buying ESPN Unlimited, but they give you a one month free trial, and then the hope is you forget to cancel since you don’t need ESPN to have MLB TV, only to initially purchase.
February 6, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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Just admit you don’t want to accept your friends and family who still vote Republican are racist and that’s what they like about him.
February 6, 2026 at 12:37 PM
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Pour one out for every professional political pundit, writer, consultant whatever that has spent the last decade trying to pretend that the Trump phenomenon was about trade or opiates and not a big chunk of white america losing its mind over having a black president bsky.app/profile/kyle...
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February 6, 2026 at 9:28 AM
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I agree, we should not be booing JD Vance and Marco Rubio.

We should be pelting them with rotten fruit before marching them to the Hague.
February 6, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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“erroneously”? like he slipped and fell on a racist post?
New on MS NOW:

According to a White House official: "A White House staffer erroneously made the post. It has been taken down."

Just hours ago, Karoline Leavitt defended the racist post. Now it's been taken down.
A screenshot from a video posted on Trump's Truth Social account: truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
February 6, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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Bullshit.
POLITICO reporting that the White House has now claimed the ape video was an accident and removed it.
February 6, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Jelly Roll sucks as a musician and as a person.
February 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM