Ruz
ruzrey.bsky.social
Ruz
@ruzrey.bsky.social
A sort of reformed programmer.
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Creative writing time. What did the reindeer do to deserve this fate?!
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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“They’ve accidentally released you?”

From the new Private Eye, out now.
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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BBC Under Attack: Pot and Kettle Special

The new Private Eye is out now.
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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After reading the Eye's special report on how Tees Valley mayor Lord (Ben) Houchen’s flagship “levelling up” project became a taxpayer-funded scandal, a reader writes...

Watch the full episode of Page 94 on YouTube.
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
@ecoflowtech.bsky.social I thought you should know this YouTube advert has maths that don't add up, and by the way "£9.9" is not how we quote prices in UK.
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Gavin's video on the Slow Mo Guys channel (some glorious footage): www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1c7...

And here's a GitHub repo (github.com/geerlingguy/...) and blog post (www.jeffgeerling.com/blog/2025/co...) with the code and more detail.
Hot Dog vs 7000 W Radio Tower at 200,000 FPS - The Slow Mo Guys
YouTube video by The Slow Mo Guys
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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When you ground a hot dog to an AM radio tower, it generates plasma.

Can I turn that plasma into audible sound—without a microphone?

Excited to finally post this Geerling Engineering video after working with @gavinfree.bsky.social to get the high speed footage! www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMF3...
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Dear #Google get your filthy, toxic paws off my data.
No love,
Me
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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There's a gang in my area and they recruit members by threatening them with all kinds of punishments if they don't join.

But enough about the church...
November 2, 2025 at 11:32 AM
@ai-fix-mark.bsky.social Every time I hear your reaction to the AI trolley problem, I still chuckle.

Pull the plug.
Pull the plug, Graham.
Abort! Abort!

:-)
November 2, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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October 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Magick, obvs
Everyone hates on Clippy, but do you remember the Wizard? 😄
October 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Plan to ban catapults for under 18s

From the new Private Eye, out now.
October 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I am officially a purveyor of some 'mad shit' 😎
October 17, 2025 at 10:31 AM
@theaifix.show Today is national "Take Your Mug To Work" day :-)

So...
October 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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She: *sends photo of woman*
She: What do you think? Is this pretty?
Me: I guess. She has dead eyes, though. Like she's being forced into taking the photo, by financial circumstances or other sinister powers. Maybe sedated to get through the working day or--
She: The dress. I mean the dress.
Me: Oh.😁
October 16, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Listing AI-generated images for sale on stock photo libraries makes about as much sense as a bar deciding to offer pints of human piss for sale.

Like, even if you want that, even if that's genuinely the thing you want, why on earth would you pay good money for it when you could just make your own?
October 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
"Sing us a song. You're the piano man.
Sing us a song tonight.
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright"

(insert tears, and excuses for those tears here)
#BillyJoel FTW. He saved my sanity once, many many years ago...
October 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
@kevlin.bsky.social These LLMs are getting better, I have to admit

I tried 'r's in 'strawberry' and 'w's in Mississippi with no trouble, so I tried asking "How many 'L's are there in 'floccinaucinihilipilification'?" and it said 3. I think that's right ;-)

I think they've made a special case :-)
October 7, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Blogged: Step Back

"Instead of trying harder, do the opposite. Take a break. Properly. Don't just switch to another screen to browse memes, graze cat pics, answer your email or catch up with notifications, messages and socials."

kevlinhenney.medium.com/step-back-39...
Step Back
Take a break to solve a problem
kevlinhenney.medium.com
September 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
@theaifix.show My "Would you trust a pigeon?" mug has arrived and been christened with coffee (Canadiano, natch).

It's the larger 15floz size (can of pop for scale), the quality is superb and the coffee tastes even better than usual :-)

What more could a reformed programmer ask for?
September 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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everybody acting like Auri didn’t just heal the pain of this sick world by releasing this album youtu.be/rbIm2Te3RcY?...
AURI 'III - Candles & Beginnings' (OFFICIAL FULL ALBUM STREAM)
YouTube video by Auri Official
youtu.be
September 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Southwest Airlines Rolls Out New 'Loyalty Goes Both Ways' Campaign
September 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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“I just need to take a photo to confirm delivery”

From the new Private Eye, out now.
September 18, 2025 at 11:04 AM