Phwoarhammer 🏳️⚧️
@rustedwirewitch.bsky.social
Born to write, forced to work in the mathematics-mines. TTRPG Storyteller, Pro-Wrestler (in training), Wargames enthusiast and queer writer. She/They.
"Aw sweet, Tekken 3 is on PSPlus now!"
~ someone who's about to remember how much Tekken sucks.
~ someone who's about to remember how much Tekken sucks.
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
"Aw sweet, Tekken 3 is on PSPlus now!"
~ someone who's about to remember how much Tekken sucks.
~ someone who's about to remember how much Tekken sucks.
The led light in my painting shed no longer works. And I have no understanding of how to check why or how to replace it. Super fun electrocution project weekend coming up!
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The led light in my painting shed no longer works. And I have no understanding of how to check why or how to replace it. Super fun electrocution project weekend coming up!
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Honestly terrifying that the BBC can run an unhinged story about lesbians being forced to have sex with trans women, with one of the main sources being a rapist who responded to the story's publication by calling for trans people to all be hung, and the Official Consensus is they are too pro-trans
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Honestly terrifying that the BBC can run an unhinged story about lesbians being forced to have sex with trans women, with one of the main sources being a rapist who responded to the story's publication by calling for trans people to all be hung, and the Official Consensus is they are too pro-trans
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This is an awareness campaign, to raise awareness. Each day, there are millions of people. You are now more aware than ever.
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This is an awareness campaign, to raise awareness. Each day, there are millions of people. You are now more aware than ever.
Not to be all conspiracy wanker or anything, but this memo about the panorama thing also says that the bbc is too pro-trans.
So maybe the Telegraph is full of shit and this whole thing is a work.
So maybe the Telegraph is full of shit and this whole thing is a work.
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Not to be all conspiracy wanker or anything, but this memo about the panorama thing also says that the bbc is too pro-trans.
So maybe the Telegraph is full of shit and this whole thing is a work.
So maybe the Telegraph is full of shit and this whole thing is a work.
Describe your cat's personality with one photo.
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Describe your cat's personality with one photo.
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Not sure about the prettiest, but seeing this lot on the table for the first time made me very, very happy.
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Not sure about the prettiest, but seeing this lot on the table for the first time made me very, very happy.
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I'm very happy to see more Cathayan units for Old World (lord knows they needed infantry variety)...
But literally 3 months ago GW were saying "That's it, no plans to do any more Cathay units."
Not sure if that's right not talking to left, or some kinda new way of building FOMO.
But literally 3 months ago GW were saying "That's it, no plans to do any more Cathay units."
Not sure if that's right not talking to left, or some kinda new way of building FOMO.
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I'm very happy to see more Cathayan units for Old World (lord knows they needed infantry variety)...
But literally 3 months ago GW were saying "That's it, no plans to do any more Cathay units."
Not sure if that's right not talking to left, or some kinda new way of building FOMO.
But literally 3 months ago GW were saying "That's it, no plans to do any more Cathay units."
Not sure if that's right not talking to left, or some kinda new way of building FOMO.
Anytime my partner and I arrive in a small town Worcestershire pub:
Wait! Nobody told me there would be lesbians!
November 8, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Anytime my partner and I arrive in a small town Worcestershire pub:
“I don’t care what anyone says, I like that movie” 🎥
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“I don’t care what anyone says, I like that movie” 🎥
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Horus turned to face Sanguinius his eyes cold and emotionless. His skin, a pale, deathly cast as his lips tightened and with his voice barely above a whisper uttered what would be his last words to the Blood Angel "That doesn't work for me brother."
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Horus turned to face Sanguinius his eyes cold and emotionless. His skin, a pale, deathly cast as his lips tightened and with his voice barely above a whisper uttered what would be his last words to the Blood Angel "That doesn't work for me brother."
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"So this is where the Big Boys commit heresy. Look at the adjective: Heresy."
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
"So this is where the Big Boys commit heresy. Look at the adjective: Heresy."
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Classic ’Eavy Metal at its best — the Dwarf Blood Bowl team, the Grudgebearers! From Troll Slayers to Long Beards, these stout heroes embodied every bit of stubborn grit and beardy pride we loved about the Old World leagues.
#Oldhammer #BloodBowl #Warhammer #GamesWorkshop #90s #dwarfs
#Oldhammer #BloodBowl #Warhammer #GamesWorkshop #90s #dwarfs
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Classic ’Eavy Metal at its best — the Dwarf Blood Bowl team, the Grudgebearers! From Troll Slayers to Long Beards, these stout heroes embodied every bit of stubborn grit and beardy pride we loved about the Old World leagues.
#Oldhammer #BloodBowl #Warhammer #GamesWorkshop #90s #dwarfs
#Oldhammer #BloodBowl #Warhammer #GamesWorkshop #90s #dwarfs
It's "sourcing maps and photos of late 90s Brum" o clock.
So I may end up doing both my original plans.
Doing a long-term dark ages V20 game with my usual crew.
And seeing who's up for getting together once in a blue moon to record an actual play and I'll write Birmingham By Night.
Doing a long-term dark ages V20 game with my usual crew.
And seeing who's up for getting together once in a blue moon to record an actual play and I'll write Birmingham By Night.
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It's "sourcing maps and photos of late 90s Brum" o clock.
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I had no idea that Lion El'Jonson was played by Kevin Nash.
November 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I had no idea that Lion El'Jonson was played by Kevin Nash.
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
Clan Cappadocian: "Corpselike and clearly the living dead, they have penalties to social dice pools."
Cappadocian artwork: The hottest woman you ever saw.
Uh oh.
Cappadocian artwork: The hottest woman you ever saw.
Uh oh.
November 7, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Clan Cappadocian: "Corpselike and clearly the living dead, they have penalties to social dice pools."
Cappadocian artwork: The hottest woman you ever saw.
Uh oh.
Cappadocian artwork: The hottest woman you ever saw.
Uh oh.
OK, I've been pretty much Out for 8 years now.
And still nobody's explained this plushy shark and "puppy" thing to me. I feel like I'm missing the secret trans girl handshake here. Where's my welcome pack?
And still nobody's explained this plushy shark and "puppy" thing to me. I feel like I'm missing the secret trans girl handshake here. Where's my welcome pack?
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 AM
OK, I've been pretty much Out for 8 years now.
And still nobody's explained this plushy shark and "puppy" thing to me. I feel like I'm missing the secret trans girl handshake here. Where's my welcome pack?
And still nobody's explained this plushy shark and "puppy" thing to me. I feel like I'm missing the secret trans girl handshake here. Where's my welcome pack?
So I may end up doing both my original plans.
Doing a long-term dark ages V20 game with my usual crew.
And seeing who's up for getting together once in a blue moon to record an actual play and I'll write Birmingham By Night.
Doing a long-term dark ages V20 game with my usual crew.
And seeing who's up for getting together once in a blue moon to record an actual play and I'll write Birmingham By Night.
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
So I may end up doing both my original plans.
Doing a long-term dark ages V20 game with my usual crew.
And seeing who's up for getting together once in a blue moon to record an actual play and I'll write Birmingham By Night.
Doing a long-term dark ages V20 game with my usual crew.
And seeing who's up for getting together once in a blue moon to record an actual play and I'll write Birmingham By Night.
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In this chillaxed weekly Thursday upload, I attempt to answer what VtM Clan would embrace me. Whilst the Nosferatu are my favourite (& objectively best) Clan, I don't think they would be so keen on me...OR WOULD THEY?! 👀👀
youtu.be/BkKFMg0zuCY
youtu.be/BkKFMg0zuCY
What VtM Clan Would Embrace Me?
YouTube video by Lore By Night
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November 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
In this chillaxed weekly Thursday upload, I attempt to answer what VtM Clan would embrace me. Whilst the Nosferatu are my favourite (& objectively best) Clan, I don't think they would be so keen on me...OR WOULD THEY?! 👀👀
youtu.be/BkKFMg0zuCY
youtu.be/BkKFMg0zuCY
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I could have sworn Final Fantasy 7 Remake was already AI generated bro
Square Enix says it wants generative AI to be doing 70% of its QA and debugging by the end of 2027.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/square-...
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/square-...
Square Enix says it wants generative AI to be doing 70% of its QA and debugging by the end of 2027 | VGC
The publisher is researching “Game QA Automation Technology” with the University of Tokyo…
www.videogameschronicle.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I could have sworn Final Fantasy 7 Remake was already AI generated bro
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Ross Douthat right now:
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Ross Douthat right now:
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November 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Exclusively referring to Vincent Schiavelli as "Yami no Jeffrey Tambor".
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Exclusively referring to Vincent Schiavelli as "Yami no Jeffrey Tambor".