Phwoarhammer 🏳️⚧️
@rustedwirewitch.bsky.social
Born to write, forced to work in the mathematics-mines. TTRPG Storyteller, Pro-Wrestler (in training), Wargames enthusiast and queer writer. She/They.
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I'm starting to worry that Chris Hayes hasn't ever been trapped in his weed dealer's apartment and forced to compliment his Halo skills or laugh at his Austin Powers impressions
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I'm starting to worry that Chris Hayes hasn't ever been trapped in his weed dealer's apartment and forced to compliment his Halo skills or laugh at his Austin Powers impressions
I either need sex or to be completely obliterated by a 700 ton comedy boxing glove on a spring.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I either need sex or to be completely obliterated by a 700 ton comedy boxing glove on a spring.
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CM Punk has 3 fingers and the brass knucks' end is just inserted into his hand
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
CM Punk has 3 fingers and the brass knucks' end is just inserted into his hand
Update: I got it working again.
As with all things in life, the answer was to yank on it real hard until I heard a crunch.
As with all things in life, the answer was to yank on it real hard until I heard a crunch.
The led light in my painting shed no longer works. And I have no understanding of how to check why or how to replace it. Super fun electrocution project weekend coming up!
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Update: I got it working again.
As with all things in life, the answer was to yank on it real hard until I heard a crunch.
As with all things in life, the answer was to yank on it real hard until I heard a crunch.
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender:
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender:
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happy lacroix vampire the masquerade lesbian amazing wednesday
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 AM
happy lacroix vampire the masquerade lesbian amazing wednesday
"Well, JD, we did it. We kept things shut down long enough for everyone to forget about the Epstein files. Now for me to take a long swig of this water while I check the news."
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
"Well, JD, we did it. We kept things shut down long enough for everyone to forget about the Epstein files. Now for me to take a long swig of this water while I check the news."
I always forget my "listening to the Sayonara Wild Hearts soundtrack" to "I need to run a game of Thirsty Sword Lesbians" pipeline.
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I always forget my "listening to the Sayonara Wild Hearts soundtrack" to "I need to run a game of Thirsty Sword Lesbians" pipeline.
I've run 3 TTRPG panels at conventions now (picking a system, writing a plot and making a villain), and everyone seems to skew to: play more World of Darkness.
So I'm thinking panel 4 for next year might just be: Here are the best World/Chronicles of Darkness games and why you should play them.
So I'm thinking panel 4 for next year might just be: Here are the best World/Chronicles of Darkness games and why you should play them.
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I've run 3 TTRPG panels at conventions now (picking a system, writing a plot and making a villain), and everyone seems to skew to: play more World of Darkness.
So I'm thinking panel 4 for next year might just be: Here are the best World/Chronicles of Darkness games and why you should play them.
So I'm thinking panel 4 for next year might just be: Here are the best World/Chronicles of Darkness games and why you should play them.
I wish Frankenstein hadn't been hyped as much as it was.
While it was alright, good even (in parts), it still feels like a letdown.
Jacob Elordi, though. Bloody riveting performance.
While it was alright, good even (in parts), it still feels like a letdown.
Jacob Elordi, though. Bloody riveting performance.
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I wish Frankenstein hadn't been hyped as much as it was.
While it was alright, good even (in parts), it still feels like a letdown.
Jacob Elordi, though. Bloody riveting performance.
While it was alright, good even (in parts), it still feels like a letdown.
Jacob Elordi, though. Bloody riveting performance.
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"Aw sweet, Tekken 3 is on PSPlus now!"
~ someone who's about to remember how much Tekken sucks.
~ someone who's about to remember how much Tekken sucks.
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
"Aw sweet, Tekken 3 is on PSPlus now!"
~ someone who's about to remember how much Tekken sucks.
~ someone who's about to remember how much Tekken sucks.
The led light in my painting shed no longer works. And I have no understanding of how to check why or how to replace it. Super fun electrocution project weekend coming up!
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The led light in my painting shed no longer works. And I have no understanding of how to check why or how to replace it. Super fun electrocution project weekend coming up!
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Honestly terrifying that the BBC can run an unhinged story about lesbians being forced to have sex with trans women, with one of the main sources being a rapist who responded to the story's publication by calling for trans people to all be hung, and the Official Consensus is they are too pro-trans
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Honestly terrifying that the BBC can run an unhinged story about lesbians being forced to have sex with trans women, with one of the main sources being a rapist who responded to the story's publication by calling for trans people to all be hung, and the Official Consensus is they are too pro-trans
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This is an awareness campaign, to raise awareness. Each day, there are millions of people. You are now more aware than ever.
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This is an awareness campaign, to raise awareness. Each day, there are millions of people. You are now more aware than ever.
Not to be all conspiracy wanker or anything, but this memo about the panorama thing also says that the bbc is too pro-trans.
So maybe the Telegraph is full of shit and this whole thing is a work.
So maybe the Telegraph is full of shit and this whole thing is a work.
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Not to be all conspiracy wanker or anything, but this memo about the panorama thing also says that the bbc is too pro-trans.
So maybe the Telegraph is full of shit and this whole thing is a work.
So maybe the Telegraph is full of shit and this whole thing is a work.
Describe your cat's personality with one photo.
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Describe your cat's personality with one photo.
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Not sure about the prettiest, but seeing this lot on the table for the first time made me very, very happy.
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Not sure about the prettiest, but seeing this lot on the table for the first time made me very, very happy.
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I'm very happy to see more Cathayan units for Old World (lord knows they needed infantry variety)...
But literally 3 months ago GW were saying "That's it, no plans to do any more Cathay units."
Not sure if that's right not talking to left, or some kinda new way of building FOMO.
But literally 3 months ago GW were saying "That's it, no plans to do any more Cathay units."
Not sure if that's right not talking to left, or some kinda new way of building FOMO.
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I'm very happy to see more Cathayan units for Old World (lord knows they needed infantry variety)...
But literally 3 months ago GW were saying "That's it, no plans to do any more Cathay units."
Not sure if that's right not talking to left, or some kinda new way of building FOMO.
But literally 3 months ago GW were saying "That's it, no plans to do any more Cathay units."
Not sure if that's right not talking to left, or some kinda new way of building FOMO.
Anytime my partner and I arrive in a small town Worcestershire pub:
Wait! Nobody told me there would be lesbians!
November 8, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Anytime my partner and I arrive in a small town Worcestershire pub:
“I don’t care what anyone says, I like that movie” 🎥
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“I don’t care what anyone says, I like that movie” 🎥
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Horus turned to face Sanguinius his eyes cold and emotionless. His skin, a pale, deathly cast as his lips tightened and with his voice barely above a whisper uttered what would be his last words to the Blood Angel "That doesn't work for me brother."
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Horus turned to face Sanguinius his eyes cold and emotionless. His skin, a pale, deathly cast as his lips tightened and with his voice barely above a whisper uttered what would be his last words to the Blood Angel "That doesn't work for me brother."
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"So this is where the Big Boys commit heresy. Look at the adjective: Heresy."
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
"So this is where the Big Boys commit heresy. Look at the adjective: Heresy."
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Classic ’Eavy Metal at its best — the Dwarf Blood Bowl team, the Grudgebearers! From Troll Slayers to Long Beards, these stout heroes embodied every bit of stubborn grit and beardy pride we loved about the Old World leagues.
#Oldhammer #BloodBowl #Warhammer #GamesWorkshop #90s #dwarfs
#Oldhammer #BloodBowl #Warhammer #GamesWorkshop #90s #dwarfs
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Classic ’Eavy Metal at its best — the Dwarf Blood Bowl team, the Grudgebearers! From Troll Slayers to Long Beards, these stout heroes embodied every bit of stubborn grit and beardy pride we loved about the Old World leagues.
#Oldhammer #BloodBowl #Warhammer #GamesWorkshop #90s #dwarfs
#Oldhammer #BloodBowl #Warhammer #GamesWorkshop #90s #dwarfs