Runcible Spork
@runciblespork.bsky.social
A gentle wiseass, kind soul, and flaneur. Curious & versatile utensil with tines AND a bowl. I support sexworkers and critcal thinkers. Same name in the dark place. Better living through tasteful tchotchkes.
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g u t s h a b b o s may you find peace and rest and kindness. On another note I am not wearing panties and I want to rebrand as Cougar (first name) Shayna (last name) Punim. lol love Aussie Rachel NYC ps: THANK YOU to everyone who was so kind to me on my birthday
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
g u t s h a b b o s may you find peace and rest and kindness. On another note I am not wearing panties and I want to rebrand as Cougar (first name) Shayna (last name) Punim. lol love Aussie Rachel NYC ps: THANK YOU to everyone who was so kind to me on my birthday
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It’s my BIRTHDAY love your MILF rebranding as a COUGAR
Reclaiming COUGAR because it’s just patriarchal panic + my own internalized misogyny. I’m still sexy at my big sexy age.
Wishlist following because giving to an older woman is sexy!!
THANKING everyone who’s sent let me know if I miss you!
Reclaiming COUGAR because it’s just patriarchal panic + my own internalized misogyny. I’m still sexy at my big sexy age.
Wishlist following because giving to an older woman is sexy!!
THANKING everyone who’s sent let me know if I miss you!
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
It’s my BIRTHDAY love your MILF rebranding as a COUGAR
Reclaiming COUGAR because it’s just patriarchal panic + my own internalized misogyny. I’m still sexy at my big sexy age.
Wishlist following because giving to an older woman is sexy!!
THANKING everyone who’s sent let me know if I miss you!
Reclaiming COUGAR because it’s just patriarchal panic + my own internalized misogyny. I’m still sexy at my big sexy age.
Wishlist following because giving to an older woman is sexy!!
THANKING everyone who’s sent let me know if I miss you!
Give often and early
G’day NYC it’s my birthday tomorrow YAY aussierachel.carrd.co
G'Day NYC, Love Rachel.
australian rachel
aussierachel.carrd.co
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Give often and early
Birthday????
Yessssss!
Be Kind to Rachel all month!!!
Yessssss!
Be Kind to Rachel all month!!!
November 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Birthday????
Yessssss!
Be Kind to Rachel all month!!!
Yessssss!
Be Kind to Rachel all month!!!
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It’s my birthday in six days
throwback to one of my favorite self portraits that ended up on the cover of 'Reading Sex Work' edited thr AMAZING Dr.Heather Berg.
ps: I am so proud of to be on the cover of such incredible writing by sex workers
your birthday MILF Aussie Rachel in NYC
throwback to one of my favorite self portraits that ended up on the cover of 'Reading Sex Work' edited thr AMAZING Dr.Heather Berg.
ps: I am so proud of to be on the cover of such incredible writing by sex workers
your birthday MILF Aussie Rachel in NYC
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It’s my birthday in six days
throwback to one of my favorite self portraits that ended up on the cover of 'Reading Sex Work' edited thr AMAZING Dr.Heather Berg.
ps: I am so proud of to be on the cover of such incredible writing by sex workers
your birthday MILF Aussie Rachel in NYC
throwback to one of my favorite self portraits that ended up on the cover of 'Reading Sex Work' edited thr AMAZING Dr.Heather Berg.
ps: I am so proud of to be on the cover of such incredible writing by sex workers
your birthday MILF Aussie Rachel in NYC
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I'm compiling another volume of Phone It In, an art writing mixtape. So if you find a nice, great, or compelling bit of art-related text, call the greg.org voicemail and share it [no bots, slop, hate, or twitter] greg.org/archive/2025...
greg.org
October 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I'm compiling another volume of Phone It In, an art writing mixtape. So if you find a nice, great, or compelling bit of art-related text, call the greg.org voicemail and share it [no bots, slop, hate, or twitter] greg.org/archive/2025...
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may know next to nothing about your Halloween culture BUT may (y)our night be filled with whimsical wonders (and may (y)our challah be warm). Your Aussie in NYC miss Rachel
October 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
may know next to nothing about your Halloween culture BUT may (y)our night be filled with whimsical wonders (and may (y)our challah be warm). Your Aussie in NYC miss Rachel
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Now offering phone dates and virtual dates. Encounters of the erotic: all with an Aussie accent.
I promise warmth, irreverence, and the delicious intimacy of two strangers.
📧: australianrachel@safeoffice.com
Or BNTR be nice to Rachel if you can. I remain ever so grateful
V*nmo: Aussie-Girl-NYC
I promise warmth, irreverence, and the delicious intimacy of two strangers.
📧: australianrachel@safeoffice.com
Or BNTR be nice to Rachel if you can. I remain ever so grateful
V*nmo: Aussie-Girl-NYC
October 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Now offering phone dates and virtual dates. Encounters of the erotic: all with an Aussie accent.
I promise warmth, irreverence, and the delicious intimacy of two strangers.
📧: australianrachel@safeoffice.com
Or BNTR be nice to Rachel if you can. I remain ever so grateful
V*nmo: Aussie-Girl-NYC
I promise warmth, irreverence, and the delicious intimacy of two strangers.
📧: australianrachel@safeoffice.com
Or BNTR be nice to Rachel if you can. I remain ever so grateful
V*nmo: Aussie-Girl-NYC
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70% of working age SNAP recipients work full time. The companies should pay them a living wage! SNAP is corporate welfare.
May I present a former clerk to Justice Gorsuch.
October 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
70% of working age SNAP recipients work full time. The companies should pay them a living wage! SNAP is corporate welfare.
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"Here, what is deconstructed is not just a statue but the myth of suppressed Confederate glory that it represents. Her sculpture, she suggested, 'exists as a sort of haint of itself — the imagination of the Lost Cause having to recognize itself for what it is.'"
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/08/a...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/08/a...
Kara Walker Deconstructs a Statue, and a Myth
www.nytimes.com
October 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
"Here, what is deconstructed is not just a statue but the myth of suppressed Confederate glory that it represents. Her sculpture, she suggested, 'exists as a sort of haint of itself — the imagination of the Lost Cause having to recognize itself for what it is.'"
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/08/a...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/08/a...
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If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
October 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
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SUBMISSION PROPOSAL! @swopla.bsky.social is creating a "Sex Worker Guide to the Apocalypse," and they want the expertise of folks with lived experience.
DEADLINE IS OCT 27! You can submit your proposal here: docs.google.com/forms/d/1Fft....
Accepted submissions are paid ❤️
DEADLINE IS OCT 27! You can submit your proposal here: docs.google.com/forms/d/1Fft....
Accepted submissions are paid ❤️
October 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
SUBMISSION PROPOSAL! @swopla.bsky.social is creating a "Sex Worker Guide to the Apocalypse," and they want the expertise of folks with lived experience.
DEADLINE IS OCT 27! You can submit your proposal here: docs.google.com/forms/d/1Fft....
Accepted submissions are paid ❤️
DEADLINE IS OCT 27! You can submit your proposal here: docs.google.com/forms/d/1Fft....
Accepted submissions are paid ❤️
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s h a b b a t s h a l o m tonight I am here asking for grace — I need to raise money for my own little housing nightmare. I am offering sexting and other things. Or if you are able please BNTR be nice to Rachel. May there be kindness and empathy and remember to b r e a t h e
October 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
s h a b b a t s h a l o m tonight I am here asking for grace — I need to raise money for my own little housing nightmare. I am offering sexting and other things. Or if you are able please BNTR be nice to Rachel. May there be kindness and empathy and remember to b r e a t h e
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G’day it’s your Aussie MILF miss Rachel in NYC sending calm vibes in this crazy world. Playing around but would rather be playing with you. Email me with your big throbbing vocabulary and let’s make a date or BNTR yes please
October 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
G’day it’s your Aussie MILF miss Rachel in NYC sending calm vibes in this crazy world. Playing around but would rather be playing with you. Email me with your big throbbing vocabulary and let’s make a date or BNTR yes please
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If you book a date with me I promise to not ask you to submit your biometrics. Yours in NYC — em dash this is a crazy dystopian timeline
Tinder announced that it will require new US users to submit biometrics in order to access their account, using the facial scan to establish that the photos in their profile are, in fact them.
What happens with this data after establishing identity is much less clear.
What happens with this data after establishing identity is much less clear.
Tinder to require facial recognition scans for new U.S. users
New Tinder users in the United States will have to submit a mandatory facial recongition scan soon.
mashable.com
October 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If you book a date with me I promise to not ask you to submit your biometrics. Yours in NYC — em dash this is a crazy dystopian timeline
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gut sh a b b o s I’ve been absent online but still here in NYC + I miss you all! sending LOVING KINDNESSES + whimsy to get through these CRAZY times. Today happens to be Be Nice To Rachel (BNTR) kindness sent my way via the apps of cash or Venmo would be OMG so appreciated + good for your soul?
October 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
gut sh a b b o s I’ve been absent online but still here in NYC + I miss you all! sending LOVING KINDNESSES + whimsy to get through these CRAZY times. Today happens to be Be Nice To Rachel (BNTR) kindness sent my way via the apps of cash or Venmo would be OMG so appreciated + good for your soul?
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s*h*abbat s h a l o m everything feels so crazy IRL it’s been hard for me to even think of being online but I miss my sweet twitter friends and clients and wishing loving kindness to all.
I miss you. I hope you have missed me.
I miss you. I hope you have missed me.
October 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
s*h*abbat s h a l o m everything feels so crazy IRL it’s been hard for me to even think of being online but I miss my sweet twitter friends and clients and wishing loving kindness to all.
I miss you. I hope you have missed me.
I miss you. I hope you have missed me.
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It is National Extra Virgin Olive Oil Day! Wild Olive Tree Roots, Valldemosa, Majorca, an impressive oil study tossed off by John Singer Sargent in 1908:
September 30, 2025 at 10:07 AM
It is National Extra Virgin Olive Oil Day! Wild Olive Tree Roots, Valldemosa, Majorca, an impressive oil study tossed off by John Singer Sargent in 1908:
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It's the 1960s, and you're happily tapping away at your manual typewriter. Suddenly a hatch in the side flies open and a little steam engine with two mechanical arms pops out, toots its whistle, and unfurls a banner: "IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WRITING A NOVEL. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO HAMMER ON THE KEYS?"
Fuck sake. I'm literally just writing a Word document and saving it to my hard drive. STOP ASKING ME TO USE YOUR SHITTY AI AND YOUR SHITTY CLOUD SERVICE. Why is this decades old basic task such a fucking chore now? It's broiling my shit.
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
It's the 1960s, and you're happily tapping away at your manual typewriter. Suddenly a hatch in the side flies open and a little steam engine with two mechanical arms pops out, toots its whistle, and unfurls a banner: "IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WRITING A NOVEL. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO HAMMER ON THE KEYS?"
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I regret to inform you that Gwar has pushed the boundaries of good taste.
September 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I regret to inform you that Gwar has pushed the boundaries of good taste.
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Lmao
September 23, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Lmao
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Deeny is incredibly talented and you should buy some art from them 🤩
September 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Deeny is incredibly talented and you should buy some art from them 🤩
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Apples, honey, chaos outside—SH*ANA T*OVA!
Not but for real may this year be sweeter than the last.
Today would be a sweet day to tip me! A mitzvah and a kindness to kvell the chaos and to bring some light in these dark time. Yesssssssssssssssss pls I do kindness
Not but for real may this year be sweeter than the last.
Today would be a sweet day to tip me! A mitzvah and a kindness to kvell the chaos and to bring some light in these dark time. Yesssssssssssssssss pls I do kindness
September 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Apples, honey, chaos outside—SH*ANA T*OVA!
Not but for real may this year be sweeter than the last.
Today would be a sweet day to tip me! A mitzvah and a kindness to kvell the chaos and to bring some light in these dark time. Yesssssssssssssssss pls I do kindness
Not but for real may this year be sweeter than the last.
Today would be a sweet day to tip me! A mitzvah and a kindness to kvell the chaos and to bring some light in these dark time. Yesssssssssssssssss pls I do kindness
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Spread the word
September 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Spread the word