Linda Tirado
@killermartinis.bsky.social
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Linda Tirado
@killermartinis.bsky.social
· Aug 16
And so, to review like I do with my kids before they leave:
Are we happy?
Are we healthy?
Are we safe?
Are there any nazis within reach we must deal with immediately?
Good. Now go fuck some shit up.
Are we happy?
Are we healthy?
Are we safe?
Are there any nazis within reach we must deal with immediately?
Good. Now go fuck some shit up.
Okay guys we need another $750 by 3pm eastern to avoid eviction for this family. We can get it
Hi folks we're at about $600 so 1/3 of where we need to be give or take
Let's see if we can get a miracle tonight please and thanks
Let's see if we can get a miracle tonight please and thanks
We've got another big one. Today we are feeding children who apparently are collateral damage to the President's ego.
Short version is an illness and an accident disabled the parents, benefits are fucked, they need help.
Venmo or chime: linda-tirado-3
PayPal bootstrapindustries@gmail
Short version is an illness and an accident disabled the parents, benefits are fucked, they need help.
Venmo or chime: linda-tirado-3
PayPal bootstrapindustries@gmail
November 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Okay guys we need another $750 by 3pm eastern to avoid eviction for this family. We can get it
Hi folks we're at about $600 so 1/3 of where we need to be give or take
Let's see if we can get a miracle tonight please and thanks
Let's see if we can get a miracle tonight please and thanks
We've got another big one. Today we are feeding children who apparently are collateral damage to the President's ego.
Short version is an illness and an accident disabled the parents, benefits are fucked, they need help.
Venmo or chime: linda-tirado-3
PayPal bootstrapindustries@gmail
Short version is an illness and an accident disabled the parents, benefits are fucked, they need help.
Venmo or chime: linda-tirado-3
PayPal bootstrapindustries@gmail
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Hi folks we're at about $600 so 1/3 of where we need to be give or take
Let's see if we can get a miracle tonight please and thanks
Let's see if we can get a miracle tonight please and thanks
We've got another big one. Today we are feeding children who apparently are collateral damage to the President's ego.
Short version is an illness and an accident disabled the parents, benefits are fucked, they need help.
Venmo or chime: linda-tirado-3
PayPal bootstrapindustries@gmail
Short version is an illness and an accident disabled the parents, benefits are fucked, they need help.
Venmo or chime: linda-tirado-3
PayPal bootstrapindustries@gmail
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
We've got another big one. Today we are feeding children who apparently are collateral damage to the President's ego.
Short version is an illness and an accident disabled the parents, benefits are fucked, they need help.
Venmo or chime: linda-tirado-3
PayPal bootstrapindustries@gmail
Short version is an illness and an accident disabled the parents, benefits are fucked, they need help.
Venmo or chime: linda-tirado-3
PayPal bootstrapindustries@gmail
If you don't have old friends of the sort where you can call after years and end on "don't charge of the light brigade on my ass" after under half an hour?
Prior planning. And start making better friends now coming case you survive another twenty years.
Prior planning. And start making better friends now coming case you survive another twenty years.
October 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If you don't have old friends of the sort where you can call after years and end on "don't charge of the light brigade on my ass" after under half an hour?
Prior planning. And start making better friends now coming case you survive another twenty years.
Prior planning. And start making better friends now coming case you survive another twenty years.
my girl child just discovered a track called polygraph eyes by yungblud which is a name that SOUNDS like trouble but also
yes girls this track, tell your friends, especially the boys, okay you're doing great
Idk the artist and don't care but art is amazing
youtu.be/8kzfrTIUgzU?...
yes girls this track, tell your friends, especially the boys, okay you're doing great
Idk the artist and don't care but art is amazing
youtu.be/8kzfrTIUgzU?...
YUNGBLUD - Polygraph Eyes
YouTube video by YUNGBLUDVEVO
youtu.be
October 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
my girl child just discovered a track called polygraph eyes by yungblud which is a name that SOUNDS like trouble but also
yes girls this track, tell your friends, especially the boys, okay you're doing great
Idk the artist and don't care but art is amazing
youtu.be/8kzfrTIUgzU?...
yes girls this track, tell your friends, especially the boys, okay you're doing great
Idk the artist and don't care but art is amazing
youtu.be/8kzfrTIUgzU?...
Coming home from the place I get coffee this morning, I stopped to watch the dawn. A man in an impossible outfit asked me if I was okay, and his name is Gary. He is from Indiana but after his second ice-related concussion he headed south. He gave me his walking stick for when I get out of the chair.
October 28, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Coming home from the place I get coffee this morning, I stopped to watch the dawn. A man in an impossible outfit asked me if I was okay, and his name is Gary. He is from Indiana but after his second ice-related concussion he headed south. He gave me his walking stick for when I get out of the chair.
Today my ask isn't for anyone
Today I want you to take whatever you'd give to a trusted intermediary and find something to do with it.
Get five on it. Go do madness and joy.
Today I want you to take whatever you'd give to a trusted intermediary and find something to do with it.
Get five on it. Go do madness and joy.
October 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Today my ask isn't for anyone
Today I want you to take whatever you'd give to a trusted intermediary and find something to do with it.
Get five on it. Go do madness and joy.
Today I want you to take whatever you'd give to a trusted intermediary and find something to do with it.
Get five on it. Go do madness and joy.
I also have my phone on constant DND but it is kind of hilarious that now I get a DM to let me know someone returned my ignored call
Which I didn't know
Because I was ignoring calls
Which I didn't know
Because I was ignoring calls
October 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I also have my phone on constant DND but it is kind of hilarious that now I get a DM to let me know someone returned my ignored call
Which I didn't know
Because I was ignoring calls
Which I didn't know
Because I was ignoring calls
Dude what the actual fuck, how you got a Christian on air talking about how Jews feel about the Muslim dude
I mean religion shouldnt even be a thing but if you're gonna talk about the Muslim dude and the Jewish vote surely you get literally anyone other than a Christian to comment?
I mean religion shouldnt even be a thing but if you're gonna talk about the Muslim dude and the Jewish vote surely you get literally anyone other than a Christian to comment?
October 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Dude what the actual fuck, how you got a Christian on air talking about how Jews feel about the Muslim dude
I mean religion shouldnt even be a thing but if you're gonna talk about the Muslim dude and the Jewish vote surely you get literally anyone other than a Christian to comment?
I mean religion shouldnt even be a thing but if you're gonna talk about the Muslim dude and the Jewish vote surely you get literally anyone other than a Christian to comment?
Is this dude out here running for mayor based on "shit used to be awesome back when awesome was a thing we could have"
October 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Is this dude out here running for mayor based on "shit used to be awesome back when awesome was a thing we could have"
This is not a mood. Ask anyone, I have taken much advice.
I have been waiting on the day to say fuck it, wondering was it too early or too late.
We, the royal we with all the folks that encompasses, fucking told you. On record. A decade ago.
I have decided, and ymmv, to fuck with this no longer.
I have been waiting on the day to say fuck it, wondering was it too early or too late.
We, the royal we with all the folks that encompasses, fucking told you. On record. A decade ago.
I have decided, and ymmv, to fuck with this no longer.
October 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
This is not a mood. Ask anyone, I have taken much advice.
I have been waiting on the day to say fuck it, wondering was it too early or too late.
We, the royal we with all the folks that encompasses, fucking told you. On record. A decade ago.
I have decided, and ymmv, to fuck with this no longer.
I have been waiting on the day to say fuck it, wondering was it too early or too late.
We, the royal we with all the folks that encompasses, fucking told you. On record. A decade ago.
I have decided, and ymmv, to fuck with this no longer.
If I am any metric, and what other people say about me will tell you I am
I've been polite. I have been kind. I have barely poked at power, in fun.
I am out of fucking patience for bullshit pretensions. This is fucked, i guess soothe yourself lying about it if you're that kind of coward.
I've been polite. I have been kind. I have barely poked at power, in fun.
I am out of fucking patience for bullshit pretensions. This is fucked, i guess soothe yourself lying about it if you're that kind of coward.
October 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
If I am any metric, and what other people say about me will tell you I am
I've been polite. I have been kind. I have barely poked at power, in fun.
I am out of fucking patience for bullshit pretensions. This is fucked, i guess soothe yourself lying about it if you're that kind of coward.
I've been polite. I have been kind. I have barely poked at power, in fun.
I am out of fucking patience for bullshit pretensions. This is fucked, i guess soothe yourself lying about it if you're that kind of coward.
I scheduled this to show up at a random time I promptly forgot about.
The day a podcaster got what he had openly begged for, the answer he demanded. One pyrotechnical canonization later this would stop someone's visa.
Of many daily assaults on the citizenry, we overlook soft power.
The day a podcaster got what he had openly begged for, the answer he demanded. One pyrotechnical canonization later this would stop someone's visa.
Of many daily assaults on the citizenry, we overlook soft power.
"we're taught that after the war the Nazis vanished without a trace
But battalions of fascists still dream of a master race.
The history books, they tell of their defeat in '45
But they all came out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died"
-Chumbawumba
I scheduled this on 9/10/25
But battalions of fascists still dream of a master race.
The history books, they tell of their defeat in '45
But they all came out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died"
-Chumbawumba
I scheduled this on 9/10/25
October 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I scheduled this to show up at a random time I promptly forgot about.
The day a podcaster got what he had openly begged for, the answer he demanded. One pyrotechnical canonization later this would stop someone's visa.
Of many daily assaults on the citizenry, we overlook soft power.
The day a podcaster got what he had openly begged for, the answer he demanded. One pyrotechnical canonization later this would stop someone's visa.
Of many daily assaults on the citizenry, we overlook soft power.
And that is why when I ran kitchens my bosses hated me and my crew loved me, as a rule.
I'm sorry that's knives and fire and boiling oil and the public health, I'll debate with you when I'm off work
When I'm on what we don't do is fuck around with "feelings." Shit is lethal.
I'm sorry that's knives and fire and boiling oil and the public health, I'll debate with you when I'm off work
When I'm on what we don't do is fuck around with "feelings." Shit is lethal.
October 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
And that is why when I ran kitchens my bosses hated me and my crew loved me, as a rule.
I'm sorry that's knives and fire and boiling oil and the public health, I'll debate with you when I'm off work
When I'm on what we don't do is fuck around with "feelings." Shit is lethal.
I'm sorry that's knives and fire and boiling oil and the public health, I'll debate with you when I'm off work
When I'm on what we don't do is fuck around with "feelings." Shit is lethal.
Well If we must drag this bullshit into day two
THE WORKING CLASS IS NOT FUCKING MOSTLY WHITE. THAT IS IT. WHAT THE FUCK YOU RACIST DICKBAGS. I AM IN A FUCKING CHAIR AND I WILL HOLD DOWN A WHOLE KITCHEN AND WHAT YOU WILL NOT DO IS INSULT THE EVERYONE ELSE IN MY KITCHEN YOU CLASSIST RACIST FUCKBAG
THE WORKING CLASS IS NOT FUCKING MOSTLY WHITE. THAT IS IT. WHAT THE FUCK YOU RACIST DICKBAGS. I AM IN A FUCKING CHAIR AND I WILL HOLD DOWN A WHOLE KITCHEN AND WHAT YOU WILL NOT DO IS INSULT THE EVERYONE ELSE IN MY KITCHEN YOU CLASSIST RACIST FUCKBAG
October 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Well If we must drag this bullshit into day two
THE WORKING CLASS IS NOT FUCKING MOSTLY WHITE. THAT IS IT. WHAT THE FUCK YOU RACIST DICKBAGS. I AM IN A FUCKING CHAIR AND I WILL HOLD DOWN A WHOLE KITCHEN AND WHAT YOU WILL NOT DO IS INSULT THE EVERYONE ELSE IN MY KITCHEN YOU CLASSIST RACIST FUCKBAG
THE WORKING CLASS IS NOT FUCKING MOSTLY WHITE. THAT IS IT. WHAT THE FUCK YOU RACIST DICKBAGS. I AM IN A FUCKING CHAIR AND I WILL HOLD DOWN A WHOLE KITCHEN AND WHAT YOU WILL NOT DO IS INSULT THE EVERYONE ELSE IN MY KITCHEN YOU CLASSIST RACIST FUCKBAG
Have we considered that one geto boys verse and how it was half observation and half fucking prophecy
October 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Have we considered that one geto boys verse and how it was half observation and half fucking prophecy
Hi guys this is a me ask. Refrain accordingly.
Through a series of hilarious clear communications that my brain simply chose to make unclear, I paid for a few things out of my cushion fund not realizing I didn't have cushion.
I find myself overdrawn by about a grand.
HORSES WERE SEEN
Through a series of hilarious clear communications that my brain simply chose to make unclear, I paid for a few things out of my cushion fund not realizing I didn't have cushion.
I find myself overdrawn by about a grand.
HORSES WERE SEEN
October 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Hi guys this is a me ask. Refrain accordingly.
Through a series of hilarious clear communications that my brain simply chose to make unclear, I paid for a few things out of my cushion fund not realizing I didn't have cushion.
I find myself overdrawn by about a grand.
HORSES WERE SEEN
Through a series of hilarious clear communications that my brain simply chose to make unclear, I paid for a few things out of my cushion fund not realizing I didn't have cushion.
I find myself overdrawn by about a grand.
HORSES WERE SEEN
Reposted by Linda Tirado
Ten people in a million actually doing it is a DDOS.
I think a million people saying they're sheltering people from ICE on social media with their real names is brave. I think 1 person doing it, is a little bit self-destructive.
I have no idea how you bridge between those 2 conditions.
I have no idea how you bridge between those 2 conditions.
October 22, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Ten people in a million actually doing it is a DDOS.
@mefcorv.bsky.social Dunno why you couldn't see me but if you're up?
I'm good if not, just could use counsel
I'm good if not, just could use counsel
October 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
@mefcorv.bsky.social Dunno why you couldn't see me but if you're up?
I'm good if not, just could use counsel
I'm good if not, just could use counsel
...
In man or fish, wriggling is a sign of inferiority.
October 22, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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I am not a lawyer but people really should know about the latitude given the executive branch because the answer is the dude in power wants a ballroom and he appointed the people who would say no assuming we had a working government, which we don't at the moment anyway, so the answer is WHEEEEE
Thought experiment, how much of the White House could the president tear down before anyone in power did anything meaningful to stop it? Like if he just kept going?
October 22, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I am not a lawyer but people really should know about the latitude given the executive branch because the answer is the dude in power wants a ballroom and he appointed the people who would say no assuming we had a working government, which we don't at the moment anyway, so the answer is WHEEEEE
Ten people in a million actually doing it is a DDOS.
I think a million people saying they're sheltering people from ICE on social media with their real names is brave. I think 1 person doing it, is a little bit self-destructive.
I have no idea how you bridge between those 2 conditions.
I have no idea how you bridge between those 2 conditions.
October 22, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Ten people in a million actually doing it is a DDOS.
Lol and I fucking meant it on that day and this one but damn if the lyric didn't hit
"we're taught that after the war the Nazis vanished without a trace
But battalions of fascists still dream of a master race.
The history books, they tell of their defeat in '45
But they all came out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died"
-Chumbawumba
I scheduled this on 9/10/25
But battalions of fascists still dream of a master race.
The history books, they tell of their defeat in '45
But they all came out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died"
-Chumbawumba
I scheduled this on 9/10/25
October 22, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Lol and I fucking meant it on that day and this one but damn if the lyric didn't hit
"we're taught that after the war the Nazis vanished without a trace
But battalions of fascists still dream of a master race.
The history books, they tell of their defeat in '45
But they all came out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died"
-Chumbawumba
I scheduled this on 9/10/25
But battalions of fascists still dream of a master race.
The history books, they tell of their defeat in '45
But they all came out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died"
-Chumbawumba
I scheduled this on 9/10/25
October 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
"we're taught that after the war the Nazis vanished without a trace
But battalions of fascists still dream of a master race.
The history books, they tell of their defeat in '45
But they all came out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died"
-Chumbawumba
I scheduled this on 9/10/25
But battalions of fascists still dream of a master race.
The history books, they tell of their defeat in '45
But they all came out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died"
-Chumbawumba
I scheduled this on 9/10/25