Linda Tirado
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Linda Tirado
@killermartinis.bsky.social
Answering to many names.
It really varies, idk why because I don't have data on my audience. Sometimes it's gangbusters in an hour, sometimes it takes days
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
$linda-tirado-3 you're totally right! It's a new thing for me, thanks for pointing it out!
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Longer version: they're running out of food and meds and there are school costs and it's rent week. They're about two grand down for the month and will be evicted.

Let's get it, kids, thanks in advance

(In memoriam dick Cheney)
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
What about the robbers has nobody heard of, seriously
October 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Watch dude be like three years older than me now and I just really favor music recorded circa fifty years ago so I'm the asshole
October 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I am vaguely aware this is a huge artist working in a genre I don't really listen to for a generation I'm not a part of so I just assume the kid has said some dumb shit online at some point but like

How cool would the world be if dudes just made variations on this track forever until they regulated
October 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Kindness is free. Not judging people is better. Trading cigarettes for walking sticks while the dawn breaks and two people with brain damage make fun of people who fall over a lot is fantastic no matter how you slice it.

I think I'll go back to bed now, I cannot possibly top that in one day.
October 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
For the cost of one cigarette I now have a very good if very wet stick which has been personally inscribed for me. And I heard a great story about Elvis and also one about how some asshole once went to see BB King and passed out before the show, and Gary was that asshole, and he's still mad about it
October 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"For he that has deceived of his neighbor shall be brought to nought"

Checkmate, bitches
October 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Man if only I'd memorized the book of James harder
October 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Have you considered though how great everything was in the 90s
October 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
You have been around long enough to know that when I tell you I have been waiting against this moment, I'm not playing fucking poker.
October 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
We collectively have been sitting on our fucking hands playing politeness chicken and fine I get it but it ain't paying off.

Tell the world the worst you were told to believe. Fucks sake lance the boil none of us want but inherited.

Ain't nothing but honest truth can rebuild from this.
October 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM