whoretellini 🇪🇬
@ruhroww.bsky.social
take off the bra of life one titty at a time
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RIP Kurt Vonnegut. Gone 18 yrs. Dang.
April 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
RIP Kurt Vonnegut. Gone 18 yrs. Dang.
I miss football season 🥺
March 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I miss football season 🥺
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when people deactivate where do their words go? do they just start saying weird stuff to people at the grocery store or what?
March 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
when people deactivate where do their words go? do they just start saying weird stuff to people at the grocery store or what?
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*looking around*
well at least all this anxiety is for a reason
well at least all this anxiety is for a reason
March 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
*looking around*
well at least all this anxiety is for a reason
well at least all this anxiety is for a reason
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These noise cancellation headphones don’t work. I can still hear myself screaming.
March 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
These noise cancellation headphones don’t work. I can still hear myself screaming.
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THEM: why can’t you stop being depressed
ME: why can’t you stop being a dumb motherfucker
ME: why can’t you stop being a dumb motherfucker
March 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
THEM: why can’t you stop being depressed
ME: why can’t you stop being a dumb motherfucker
ME: why can’t you stop being a dumb motherfucker
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Anger management? Fuck that. Embrace the fury. You're a monster now.
March 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Anger management? Fuck that. Embrace the fury. You're a monster now.
Someone let me know when Venus Rx is over bc I am so close to shaving off my hair for a fresh start
March 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Someone let me know when Venus Rx is over bc I am so close to shaving off my hair for a fresh start
I just had a chicken teriyaki stick so good I reverted to factory settings and said Alhamdulillah
February 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I just had a chicken teriyaki stick so good I reverted to factory settings and said Alhamdulillah
And if no one’s got me, Asad’s Hot Chicken has got me
February 22, 2025 at 6:50 AM
And if no one’s got me, Asad’s Hot Chicken has got me
Accidentally scratched my tattoo 💔💔
February 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Accidentally scratched my tattoo 💔💔
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our holes do a lot. what i mean is, we do a lot of things via our holes
January 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
our holes do a lot. what i mean is, we do a lot of things via our holes
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[Sarah McLachlan voice]
for just $2/day you can help feed the pack of rabid dogs we'll release on Kristi Noem
for just $2/day you can help feed the pack of rabid dogs we'll release on Kristi Noem
January 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
[Sarah McLachlan voice]
for just $2/day you can help feed the pack of rabid dogs we'll release on Kristi Noem
for just $2/day you can help feed the pack of rabid dogs we'll release on Kristi Noem
The whiplash from Broad St/Eagles footage and the rest of everything else going on is…a lot
January 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The whiplash from Broad St/Eagles footage and the rest of everything else going on is…a lot
About to be stuck in horrendous traffic GO BIRDS 🤪
January 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
About to be stuck in horrendous traffic GO BIRDS 🤪
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The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was rolled back with an executive order and I'm supposed to keep working today lol
January 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was rolled back with an executive order and I'm supposed to keep working today lol
In committed relationships to my block button and a Honda Civic
January 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
In committed relationships to my block button and a Honda Civic
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went to the dermatologist today and was told they take my insurance on mondays, but not tuesdays. I am going to become the luigi
January 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
went to the dermatologist today and was told they take my insurance on mondays, but not tuesdays. I am going to become the luigi
I wasn’t anticipating another 4 year headache but I’ve got a feeling this one’s gonna last way longer :/
January 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I wasn’t anticipating another 4 year headache but I’ve got a feeling this one’s gonna last way longer :/
Performing my civic duty by booing and giving a fat old thumbs down to not one, but two cybertrucks today
December 4, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Performing my civic duty by booing and giving a fat old thumbs down to not one, but two cybertrucks today
Heard someone say phone season like wym it’s always pho season. It’s always soup season for that matter
November 16, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Heard someone say phone season like wym it’s always pho season. It’s always soup season for that matter
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i cannot smoke my drugs because of my delicate dickensian child’s lungs, i need mine blended into a badass little sugary fruit square
November 15, 2024 at 8:49 PM
i cannot smoke my drugs because of my delicate dickensian child’s lungs, i need mine blended into a badass little sugary fruit square
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I am begging for famous people to stop telling us this shit
Benny Blanco reveals on PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive issue that he doesn't shower everyday:
November 16, 2024 at 5:11 AM
I am begging for famous people to stop telling us this shit