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@rubitsart.bsky.social
aka rubitistan aka rubitrightintomyeyes
she/her
she/her
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we reverse engineered this while i was in scouting while doing an emergency response training thing and got in mild trouble for making wounds look too realistic
Sam Raimi tells us how to make the perfect mixture for fake blood.
“A good thick mix of karo syrup, red food coloring, a little blue to give it that unaerated look, and a bit of coffee to make it dark... I don’t mean to brag but hello, I’m here, I know how to throw blood.”
“A good thick mix of karo syrup, red food coloring, a little blue to give it that unaerated look, and a bit of coffee to make it dark... I don’t mean to brag but hello, I’m here, I know how to throw blood.”
February 17, 2026 at 12:27 AM
we reverse engineered this while i was in scouting while doing an emergency response training thing and got in mild trouble for making wounds look too realistic
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February 16, 2026 at 8:12 AM
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I could never do announcing for snowboarding events, because every time someone said the words "goofy foot" I'd be compelled to give a quiet little "gawrsh"
February 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I could never do announcing for snowboarding events, because every time someone said the words "goofy foot" I'd be compelled to give a quiet little "gawrsh"
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A reminder that we are all inching closer to death
25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.
February 17, 2026 at 1:59 AM
A reminder that we are all inching closer to death
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hollywood is COOKED
something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎
something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎
February 17, 2026 at 1:57 AM
hollywood is COOKED
something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎
something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎
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Another thing that's crazy is like this guy is way too young to be doing this shit. Trump and a lot of the bigger names implicated in the Files are gonna be dead soon. At some point all this shit is gonna come out. And you're not gonna wanna be the guy trying to get a job saying this shit.
Noah Rothman on the Epstein files: "It is a witch hunt. It‘s a moral panic."
February 17, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Another thing that's crazy is like this guy is way too young to be doing this shit. Trump and a lot of the bigger names implicated in the Files are gonna be dead soon. At some point all this shit is gonna come out. And you're not gonna wanna be the guy trying to get a job saying this shit.
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cant wait to be doing this about dolald trump in 20 years when president beast starts world war 3 and a half
February 17, 2026 at 2:33 AM
cant wait to be doing this about dolald trump in 20 years when president beast starts world war 3 and a half
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Hollywood is COOKED
I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
February 17, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Hollywood is COOKED
I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
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it really seems like “entered politics during the Trump era” is a dividing line among Dems, it’s hard to write all of this off as a game when one of your very first political experiences was a literal mob invading the capitol at the behest of some of your colleagues
A lot of the '18 House members were personally shocked at seeing Republicans do exactly this sort of thing in the press, then say hello in the hallway and try to play it off like it was just all in the game.
February 17, 2026 at 2:39 AM
it really seems like “entered politics during the Trump era” is a dividing line among Dems, it’s hard to write all of this off as a game when one of your very first political experiences was a literal mob invading the capitol at the behest of some of your colleagues
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No one is saying you have to think AOC would be a good presidential candidate or, worse still, that she's the exact same kind of leftist as you but the tone of coverage is really laying bare how much of the media is run by men who hate younger women they perceive as having notions of themselves
February 17, 2026 at 2:41 AM
No one is saying you have to think AOC would be a good presidential candidate or, worse still, that she's the exact same kind of leftist as you but the tone of coverage is really laying bare how much of the media is run by men who hate younger women they perceive as having notions of themselves
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You do not have to take anyone seriously who doesn't want immigrants getting their tax dollars but is fine with them being used for Corey Lewandowski to blast water up his asshole
The interior of Kristi Noem’s new billionaire-class luxury jet is complete with two bidets and a wet bar with a wine chiller. It will be purchased on our dime from the slush fund Congress approved in the One Big Beautiful Bill.
open.substack.com/pub/newsnotn...
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Let Them Fly First Class: Kristi Noem’s DHS Luxury Jet Scandal
Inside Noem's flying palace. Plus: Pentagon demands obedient, deadly AI. The race to deploy untested nuclear reactors. Lawmakers move to rein in presidential pardons. And remembering Robert Duvall.
open.substack.com
February 17, 2026 at 2:59 AM
You do not have to take anyone seriously who doesn't want immigrants getting their tax dollars but is fine with them being used for Corey Lewandowski to blast water up his asshole
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morpheus is fighting neo dot gif
all hail the queen of shade
all hail the queen of shade
February 17, 2026 at 3:15 AM
morpheus is fighting neo dot gif
all hail the queen of shade
all hail the queen of shade
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nothing better than this
February 17, 2026 at 3:32 AM
nothing better than this
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What's really special about Bari is that everyone else involved in the oligarchical catch-and-kill of trusted journalistic institutions is fully aware of what they're doing but she genuinely thinks she's been brought in to save it
From the @status.news on Anderson Cooper's decision not to renew his contract at CBS.
"Weiss not only failed to persuade Cooper to grow his footprint at the network, but ultimately helped chase him away from it entirely."
"Weiss not only failed to persuade Cooper to grow his footprint at the network, but ultimately helped chase him away from it entirely."
February 17, 2026 at 4:11 AM
What's really special about Bari is that everyone else involved in the oligarchical catch-and-kill of trusted journalistic institutions is fully aware of what they're doing but she genuinely thinks she's been brought in to save it
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Anyway I’m out of here, see you guys on the other app
February 17, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Anyway I’m out of here, see you guys on the other app
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X: link to a racist substack about whether Finns have the correct haplogroups to be white
Bsky: argument on if it’s racist to change emojis from the Simpsons color
FB: guy who called you slurs in school posting a courthouse selfie with the caption “sometimes blood and family are different things”
Bsky: argument on if it’s racist to change emojis from the Simpsons color
FB: guy who called you slurs in school posting a courthouse selfie with the caption “sometimes blood and family are different things”
February 17, 2026 at 2:27 AM
X: link to a racist substack about whether Finns have the correct haplogroups to be white
Bsky: argument on if it’s racist to change emojis from the Simpsons color
FB: guy who called you slurs in school posting a courthouse selfie with the caption “sometimes blood and family are different things”
Bsky: argument on if it’s racist to change emojis from the Simpsons color
FB: guy who called you slurs in school posting a courthouse selfie with the caption “sometimes blood and family are different things”
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Just think about the amazing Epstein scoops the new CBS Evening News contributors will have just by interviewing each other.
February 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Just think about the amazing Epstein scoops the new CBS Evening News contributors will have just by interviewing each other.
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white people work so hard. even their restaurants are open on chinese new year
February 17, 2026 at 4:29 AM
white people work so hard. even their restaurants are open on chinese new year
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I’d love to get every single Democrat on board with “abolish ICE and dismantle DHS” but you’re going to need some votes from folks who don’t want to embrace that particular rhetoric and good news “there’s just too much corruption we’ve got to dismantle it to solve the problem” is sitting right there
gotta do investigations into DHS “waste, fraud and abuse” as pretext for killing the agency
The interior of Kristi Noem’s new billionaire-class luxury jet is complete with two bidets and a wet bar with a wine chiller. It will be purchased on our dime from the slush fund Congress approved in the One Big Beautiful Bill.
open.substack.com/pub/newsnotn...
open.substack.com/pub/newsnotn...
February 17, 2026 at 4:48 AM
I’d love to get every single Democrat on board with “abolish ICE and dismantle DHS” but you’re going to need some votes from folks who don’t want to embrace that particular rhetoric and good news “there’s just too much corruption we’ve got to dismantle it to solve the problem” is sitting right there
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Read what it was she didn't want covered
From the @status.news on Anderson Cooper's decision not to renew his contract at CBS.
"Weiss not only failed to persuade Cooper to grow his footprint at the network, but ultimately helped chase him away from it entirely."
"Weiss not only failed to persuade Cooper to grow his footprint at the network, but ultimately helped chase him away from it entirely."
February 17, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Read what it was she didn't want covered
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In the next administration they should hold a national lottery to get to fly on the corruption jet and give the proceeds to funds for the victims of ICE
The interior of Kristi Noem’s new billionaire-class luxury jet is complete with two bidets and a wet bar with a wine chiller. It will be purchased on our dime from the slush fund Congress approved in the One Big Beautiful Bill.
open.substack.com/pub/newsnotn...
open.substack.com/pub/newsnotn...
Let Them Fly First Class: Kristi Noem’s DHS Luxury Jet Scandal
Inside Noem's flying palace. Plus: Pentagon demands obedient, deadly AI. The race to deploy untested nuclear reactors. Lawmakers move to rein in presidential pardons. And remembering Robert Duvall.
open.substack.com
February 17, 2026 at 5:44 AM
In the next administration they should hold a national lottery to get to fly on the corruption jet and give the proceeds to funds for the victims of ICE
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This was the intended outcome of the abortion ban.
Pregnancy became far more dangerous in Texas after the state banned abortion, according to ProPublica’s first-of-its-kind analysis, which found the sepsis rate for women hospitalized as they miscarried in the 2nd trimester shot up by more than 50%.
(Published Feb. 2025)
(Published Feb. 2025)
Texas Banned Abortion. Then Sepsis Rates Soared.
ProPublica’s first-of-its-kind analysis is the most detailed look yet into a rise in life-threatening complications for women experiencing pregnancy loss under Texas’ abortion ban.
www.propublica.org
February 17, 2026 at 10:53 AM
This was the intended outcome of the abortion ban.