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Faerie god-nonna in training. Mutant swamp witch. Amateur geneticist. Director of POSIX-Compliant Karaoke Initiatives. Chief Data Thymus.
3 NeXTcubes in a trenchcoat?
(she/her)
3 NeXTcubes in a trenchcoat?
(she/her)
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Three presidents have had their administrations derailed by dome-related scandals
November 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Three presidents have had their administrations derailed by dome-related scandals
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actually if you read the constitution every incoming president has to blow at least one other former president to transfer the office
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
actually if you read the constitution every incoming president has to blow at least one other former president to transfer the office
weird cicadas we're getting this year
Every 20 years we find out somebody gave Clinton head like a comet coming back into our orbit.
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
weird cicadas we're getting this year
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
sorry but wtf are you doing with a King James Bible when your surname is "Nuzzi"
you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
sorry but wtf are you doing with a King James Bible when your surname is "Nuzzi"
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Idc what anyone says. Pasta is good for you because it makes you HAPPY
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Idc what anyone says. Pasta is good for you because it makes you HAPPY
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why is it always that moralism will backfire and not that amorality will
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
why is it always that moralism will backfire and not that amorality will
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
does anyone want to come Ctrl+F through the Epstein emails for a few specific names with me, I'm scared to do it alone
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
does anyone want to come Ctrl+F through the Epstein emails for a few specific names with me, I'm scared to do it alone
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The whole war on “woke” and “cancel culture” was contrived to protect the worst people in our society and make it possible for them to keep doing despicable things to other people.
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The whole war on “woke” and “cancel culture” was contrived to protect the worst people in our society and make it possible for them to keep doing despicable things to other people.
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‘twas a silly place
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
‘twas a silly place
"does the eye transmit information"
"skin as part of brain?"
This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
"does the eye transmit information"
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
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Anyway, though all this seems bad for Trump, I think we have to consider the gains he will make in the modern Libertarian Party
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Anyway, though all this seems bad for Trump, I think we have to consider the gains he will make in the modern Libertarian Party
god I've always hated reading other people's emails
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
god I've always hated reading other people's emails
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The reason the emails read like hot garbage is because they don't have to worry about being judged. These are not men who have ever poured over an email out of fear of not being taken seriously or not being treated professionally.
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The reason the emails read like hot garbage is because they don't have to worry about being judged. These are not men who have ever poured over an email out of fear of not being taken seriously or not being treated professionally.
are men even real people
This is one of the weirder bits of fundamentalist rhetoric. There's an school of thought in several churches including some old Catholic ones that women are supposed to suffer because of Eve. I am not telling you it makes sense. I am telling you he's parroting a line that is a giant warning sign
JD Vance is working for Big Menstrual Cramps and maybe that's not even a joke
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
are men even real people
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
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Jeffrey Epstein the first person to ever confess to a crime in Wingdings
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Jeffrey Epstein the first person to ever confess to a crime in Wingdings
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i know this isn't important in the slightest but this pedophile sure can't type
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
i know this isn't important in the slightest but this pedophile sure can't type
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Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.
So much work remains to be done.
So much work remains to be done.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.
So much work remains to be done.
So much work remains to be done.
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nonzero chance vance gets excommunicated
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
nonzero chance vance gets excommunicated
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Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.