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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
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Trump: Ain't he a grumpy old fuck?
December 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Trump: Ain't he a grumpy old fuck?
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ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs:
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
October 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs:
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
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TEETH IS INNOCENT
September 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
TEETH IS INNOCENT
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The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city.
This is not a joke. This is not normal.
Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.
This is not a joke. This is not normal.
Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.
September 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city.
This is not a joke. This is not normal.
Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.
This is not a joke. This is not normal.
Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.
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Brazilian jujitsu, perhaps they should be calling it American Jujitsu. What do you think, Dana? Or Trumpjitsu maybe. Maybe we will
August 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Brazilian jujitsu, perhaps they should be calling it American Jujitsu. What do you think, Dana? Or Trumpjitsu maybe. Maybe we will
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TRUMP: (having just “survived” a staged attack by a suspiciously thick-necked vagrant on his show patrol of DC) He was horrible, disgusting. Big guy. Tattoo of a three on his arm, perhaps the number of times he voted illegally for Obama. Thankfully I have good genes and know (pursed lips) ju-jitsu
August 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
TRUMP: (having just “survived” a staged attack by a suspiciously thick-necked vagrant on his show patrol of DC) He was horrible, disgusting. Big guy. Tattoo of a three on his arm, perhaps the number of times he voted illegally for Obama. Thankfully I have good genes and know (pursed lips) ju-jitsu
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Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s
July 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s
L O fucking L
President Trump’s domestic policy bill favors the wealthy, and low-income Americans stand to lose the most. What could it mean for your wallet?
See How Trump’s Big Bill Could Affect Your Taxes, Health Care and Other Finances
The wide-ranging domestic policy legislation could impact your taxes, clean energy choices, health care access and more.
trib.al
July 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
L O fucking L
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gen z can make fun of me all they want but this millenerino aged out of the heckin draft
June 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
gen z can make fun of me all they want but this millenerino aged out of the heckin draft
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Zoe Saldaña says her Oscar statue is “trans” and “goes by they/them” pronouns:
“We have it in my office and my Oscar is gender fluid.”
“We have it in my office and my Oscar is gender fluid.”
June 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Zoe Saldaña says her Oscar statue is “trans” and “goes by they/them” pronouns:
“We have it in my office and my Oscar is gender fluid.”
“We have it in my office and my Oscar is gender fluid.”
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Literally changed my life
May 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Literally changed my life
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This is getting fewer headlines than it should. After coming to power promising to help working people, the president is revealing his real priorities by actively making it easier for banks to rip people off.
The CFPB Has Been Gutted
The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau terminated the positions of 1,406 employees at the congressionally mandated agency.
www.wired.com
April 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This is getting fewer headlines than it should. After coming to power promising to help working people, the president is revealing his real priorities by actively making it easier for banks to rip people off.
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Chappell Roan reveals her holy trinity of gay music videos for Gaydar:
1. Alejandro
2. She Wolf
3. Beautiful Liar
1. Alejandro
2. She Wolf
3. Beautiful Liar
April 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Chappell Roan reveals her holy trinity of gay music videos for Gaydar:
1. Alejandro
2. She Wolf
3. Beautiful Liar
1. Alejandro
2. She Wolf
3. Beautiful Liar
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The old woman began a slow clap. "Bravo for once again not listening to me about the clams."
April 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The old woman began a slow clap. "Bravo for once again not listening to me about the clams."
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Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
HUNTSVILLE, AL—In an effort to comfort the child by telling her the funds had gone to a far better place, local parents Blake and Allison McKee gently explained to their daughter Friday that their mon...
theonion.com
April 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
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"Law and order" in the Trump era: if you bow down to the head of the U.S. government, he may help you - whether you're awaiting trial for sex crimes in Europe or doing time in the USA for physically assaulting police.
February 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
"Law and order" in the Trump era: if you bow down to the head of the U.S. government, he may help you - whether you're awaiting trial for sex crimes in Europe or doing time in the USA for physically assaulting police.
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President Trump posted on Saturday that a president "who saves his Country does not violate any Law,” as he tests legal and constitutional boundaries in the process of upending the federal government. It's not the first time he has suggested he has divine backing to enforce his will.
Trump Suggests No Laws Are Broken if He’s ‘Saving His Country’
President Trump shared a quotation on social media, making it clear it was one he wanted people to absorb: “He who saves his Country does not violate any Law.”
nyti.ms
February 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
President Trump posted on Saturday that a president "who saves his Country does not violate any Law,” as he tests legal and constitutional boundaries in the process of upending the federal government. It's not the first time he has suggested he has divine backing to enforce his will.
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don’t put all your eggs in one basket. it’s one egg per customer. you know the rules.
February 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
don’t put all your eggs in one basket. it’s one egg per customer. you know the rules.
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The National Park Service eliminated references to transgender people from its Stonewall National Monument web page, removing the “T” in references to LGBTQ+ on the official site for the Greenwich Village monument, which marks a milestone in the fight for gay rights.
U.S. Park Service Strikes Transgender References From Stonewall Website
The “T” was removed in references to L.G.B.T.Q.+ on the official site for the Greenwich Village monument, which marks a milestone in the fight for gay rights.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The National Park Service eliminated references to transgender people from its Stonewall National Monument web page, removing the “T” in references to LGBTQ+ on the official site for the Greenwich Village monument, which marks a milestone in the fight for gay rights.
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Actually, my other hand is for doing the sarcastic jerkoff motion at inspirational quotes posted on my coworkers’ cubicles.
February 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Actually, my other hand is for doing the sarcastic jerkoff motion at inspirational quotes posted on my coworkers’ cubicles.
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Scientists at the CDC were ordered late on Friday to withdraw any pending publications, at any scientific journal, that mention terms such as “transgender,” “immigrant,” “LGBT” or “pregnant people.”
CDC Scientists Ordered to Withdraw Studies That Say ‘LGBT’ or ‘Pregnant People’
www.nytimes.com
February 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Scientists at the CDC were ordered late on Friday to withdraw any pending publications, at any scientific journal, that mention terms such as “transgender,” “immigrant,” “LGBT” or “pregnant people.”