Joe S.
@roofkelly.bsky.social
Who am I and what is this?
Chicago and stuff.
Chicago and stuff.
God I hate this sport I love.
1 thru 5: MLB billionaire owners can't cry "we need a salary cap" next year if their team's salary is over the cap they're hoping to implement
January 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
God I hate this sport I love.
Couldn’t have said better myself.
January 1, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Couldn’t have said better myself.
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my 2025 year in review
January 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
my 2025 year in review
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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This isn’t working.
December 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
This isn’t working.
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All I want for Christmas is Medicare for All! 🎁
December 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
All I want for Christmas is Medicare for All! 🎁
Weirdly enough, I actually did have “Rob Reiner and his wife get killed by their son and that unites everyone against Trump’s shittiness” on my bingo card.
December 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Weirdly enough, I actually did have “Rob Reiner and his wife get killed by their son and that unites everyone against Trump’s shittiness” on my bingo card.
That’s my Champ.
December 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
That’s my Champ.
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You are all required to use the consent manufacturing machine. It contains only correct answers. Don't ask how it got to those conclusions. Thanks!
December 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You are all required to use the consent manufacturing machine. It contains only correct answers. Don't ask how it got to those conclusions. Thanks!
Do I know that it would be true in this media environment? No, but can’t you just hear Letterman responding to Altman with something like, “Well then, Sam, you must be an idiot.”
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Do I know that it would be true in this media environment? No, but can’t you just hear Letterman responding to Altman with something like, “Well then, Sam, you must be an idiot.”
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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I love to be with you all here, on MySpace 2
April 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I love to be with you all here, on MySpace 2
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What if instead of Cyber Monday (aka Daddy Bezos Day), we did a Support Indie Media Monday?
What are your favorite indie publications? Who are some of your favorite freelance and indie reporters and commentators?
Can we make this a thing?
What are your favorite indie publications? Who are some of your favorite freelance and indie reporters and commentators?
Can we make this a thing?
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
What if instead of Cyber Monday (aka Daddy Bezos Day), we did a Support Indie Media Monday?
What are your favorite indie publications? Who are some of your favorite freelance and indie reporters and commentators?
Can we make this a thing?
What are your favorite indie publications? Who are some of your favorite freelance and indie reporters and commentators?
Can we make this a thing?
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looks like some people owe Tom Hanks's clones a huge apology
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
looks like some people owe Tom Hanks's clones a huge apology
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Tribune editorial board type post
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores
You can’t make this shit up, folks
You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Tribune editorial board type post
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I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
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At this point, anyone—a university, a law firm, a corporation, a Democrat—bending the knee to Trump is doing it because they want to, not because of any political reality.
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
At this point, anyone—a university, a law firm, a corporation, a Democrat—bending the knee to Trump is doing it because they want to, not because of any political reality.
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FUCK HAHAHAHA
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
FUCK HAHAHAHA
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it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
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As a creative person I have so much to do that no one’s making me do
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
As a creative person I have so much to do that no one’s making me do
Bookstores rule. Amazon drools.
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Bookstores rule. Amazon drools.
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I've got lots of practice sleeping but like once a year I'll lay down and have no idea where my arms are supposed to go.
October 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I've got lots of practice sleeping but like once a year I'll lay down and have no idea where my arms are supposed to go.