Joshua Turek
@joshuaturek.bsky.social
comedian and poet whose debut book is available on my site joshuaturek.com
John Fetterman is just three republicans standing on top of each other in a sweatshirt
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
John Fetterman is just three republicans standing on top of each other in a sweatshirt
There is currently a pharmaceutical commercial that Morgan Freeman narrates and at the end he is naming the side effects and I’ve never heard someone use such wistful reverence for the word diarrhea
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
There is currently a pharmaceutical commercial that Morgan Freeman narrates and at the end he is naming the side effects and I’ve never heard someone use such wistful reverence for the word diarrhea
As a creative person I have so much to do that no one’s making me do
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
As a creative person I have so much to do that no one’s making me do
The media created a caricature of Greta Thunberg but she is actually a moral force who is no longer viable as a product to the same corrupt media. If we all had her moral backbone humanity would be so much stronger
October 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The media created a caricature of Greta Thunberg but she is actually a moral force who is no longer viable as a product to the same corrupt media. If we all had her moral backbone humanity would be so much stronger
Maybe late stage capitalism is just where the people who love it most throw a violent tantrum to grieve its end
October 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Maybe late stage capitalism is just where the people who love it most throw a violent tantrum to grieve its end
America: Release the Epstein files
Trump: Tylenol
Trump: Tylenol
September 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
America: Release the Epstein files
Trump: Tylenol
Trump: Tylenol
40 year old poet printing out work resumes at the public library who am I Charles Bukowski?
September 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
40 year old poet printing out work resumes at the public library who am I Charles Bukowski?
September 24, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Strongly worded statements are the Democratic politician’s version of “thoughts and prayers”
August 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Strongly worded statements are the Democratic politician’s version of “thoughts and prayers”
I’m convinced Andrew Cuomo doesn’t want to run for mayor again but his moneyed handlers are making him engage in a humiliation ritual for failing them against a candidate who might actually help people
July 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I’m convinced Andrew Cuomo doesn’t want to run for mayor again but his moneyed handlers are making him engage in a humiliation ritual for failing them against a candidate who might actually help people
This is barbarism
Breaking news: Federal immigration officers may deport immigrants with as little as six hours’ notice to countries other than their own, even without assurances that the arrivals will be safe from persecution or torture, a top official said.
ICE memo outlines plan to deport migrants to countries where they are not citizens
The dramatic shift in policy could result in thousands of immigrants being deported to places where they lack family ties or even a common language.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This is barbarism
Its not even the bread and circus anymore the big beautiful bill ate up the last of the crumbs its just a circus now starring the worst entertainers the members of the ruling class themselves
July 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Its not even the bread and circus anymore the big beautiful bill ate up the last of the crumbs its just a circus now starring the worst entertainers the members of the ruling class themselves
Why don’t these politicians on the Epstein list just release the Epstein list
July 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Why don’t these politicians on the Epstein list just release the Epstein list
Instagram should have a feature where if a mutual hasn’t liked one of your posts/stories in five years it automatically unfollows them
July 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Instagram should have a feature where if a mutual hasn’t liked one of your posts/stories in five years it automatically unfollows them
Reposted by Joshua Turek
“‘(Katz) laid out an operational plan for a crime against humanity. It is nothing less than that,’ Sfard said.”
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...
July 8, 2025 at 6:36 AM
“‘(Katz) laid out an operational plan for a crime against humanity. It is nothing less than that,’ Sfard said.”
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...
I’m in a coffee shop with no restroom which feels like a blatant violation of the Geneva Convention
July 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I’m in a coffee shop with no restroom which feels like a blatant violation of the Geneva Convention
4th of July is just Pride for republicans
July 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
4th of July is just Pride for republicans
Cuomo to his billionaires handlers and blackmailers who forced him to run: ok I lost can I please fade back into the dark recesses of history now?
June 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Cuomo to his billionaires handlers and blackmailers who forced him to run: ok I lost can I please fade back into the dark recesses of history now?
Reposted by Joshua Turek
I wish this summer was shaping up to be a little more Barbie and a lot less Oppenheimer
June 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I wish this summer was shaping up to be a little more Barbie and a lot less Oppenheimer
I wish this summer was shaping up to be a little more Barbie and a lot less Oppenheimer
June 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I wish this summer was shaping up to be a little more Barbie and a lot less Oppenheimer
The United States is just a child actor who got famous at way too young of an age and learned all the wrong lessons from its success and now we are witnessing the bottoming out
June 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The United States is just a child actor who got famous at way too young of an age and learned all the wrong lessons from its success and now we are witnessing the bottoming out
The United States is just a child actor
June 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The United States is just a child actor
Morrissey named his autobiography Autobiography
June 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Morrissey named his autobiography Autobiography
Marines being sent to police the streets of L.A. for a U.S. government that has left so many of them living on those very streets once they’re done with them
June 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Marines being sent to police the streets of L.A. for a U.S. government that has left so many of them living on those very streets once they’re done with them
I don’t miss Twitter I miss being young and wasting my youth on Twitter
June 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I don’t miss Twitter I miss being young and wasting my youth on Twitter