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Texas delenda est
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This is model trains
Alright, hear me out: cozy wargames.

All the fun of gluing tiny parts to plastic models and then painting them, but with 98% less Catholicism.

I really feel like this is an untapped market.
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Security camera.
November 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion
November 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
As a former government employee should I put down Barack Obama as a reference on my resume?
October 16, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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What if we turned it off and never turned it back on again?
October 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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SILENT HILL f
September 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
40% casualty rate and 20% fatality rate seems pretty bad.
September 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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"Why can't we just have a civil conversation about putting you in death camps and teaching people God thinks you're an abomination" is not a reasonable question.

Anything that boils down to anything like that with a few extra steps is not a reasonable question or thing to ask.

Fucking. Period.
September 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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This is why it's important for you to remove source identifiers from links!!
September 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Me and the lads are going to let Jerry have a taste of lead and steel
September 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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It’s funny how phones have made clock towers obsolete. Like now I can just google images of clock towers whenever I want
September 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Let's fuckin go
September 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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ok first things first: Geddy Lee plays the bass, the keyboards, AND sings.
August 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Of the many writers to predict AI, only Douglas Adams got the tone right
August 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe
August 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I thought I heard the opening riff to Gruppa Krovi in this grocery store and nearly lost it
August 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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there should be a grilled cheese emoji
August 19, 2025 at 7:05 AM
It's not enough to reject AI and be aware of its shortcomings and harm to nature and the human mind. I must proactively damage AI systems with a giant rare earth magnet.
August 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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To those who want to follow the YouTube blackout but *really* want to watch videos, you've got some options:

1: FreeTube. Standalone app, watch Age-restricted content w/o an account, & no homepage recommendation feed.

2: Invidious. Community-hosted platform to watch ad-free (and AI-free) YouTube.
August 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM