Gabriel
rocheez.bsky.social
Gabriel
@rocheez.bsky.social
usuário de planilhas recreativas
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First day as a backend engineer at #cloudflare today. Found a minor bug and fixed it using ChatGPT. Let's see where the journey takes me.
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Maldito seja o momento que transformou Inteligência Artificial em um termo abrangente e genérico para toda tecnologia que usa de estratégias para serem mais humanizadas. Agora LLM é IA. Machine Learning é IA. Macro é IA. Chatbot é IA. Algortimo é IA. Sistema simple de If-Then é IA. Torradeira é IA.
October 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes
“Average musician makes $12 a month on Spotify. The fact that they are not even able to sell a record and it’s taken from them by rich motherfuckers on streaming platforms who get paid royally by record labels,Ticketmaster, merch companies. They’re all fucking getting paid, except for the musician.”
Garbage’s Shirley Manson Speaks Out Against Music Industry Economics: “This Is An Alarm Call”
Just before they kicked off their current run of dates, the ’90s alt-rock greats Garbage announced that it would be their final North American headline tour. When the band played at Denver’s Mission B...
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October 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Windows 10 goes out of support today. My fave useless fact about w10 is that the iconic blue desktop background is a *photograph* - not CGI.

Tiny 'making of' vid here - youtu.be/_2RacX9DgWM...
October 15, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning
October 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got

- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford
October 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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dont read the ai overview to me u lil shrimp
October 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
October 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩
September 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Broke: Usar o Tinder
Woke: Usar o LinkedIn
Bespoke:
September 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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THE MEME IS REAL
September 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Deus escreve certo por linhas torrent
eu vi que aquele menino que foi canonizado jogava game pirata no playstation, então agora pirataria além de ser belo e moral também é aprovada por deus
September 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
September 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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I finally cleaned up my messy cablework
September 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
September 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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September 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Compartilhando esse aqui sem abrir
Three quarters of the news stories studied were shared without clicking and reading the article - something I’m guilty of myself all too often. But it’s not good practice!

“virality of political content on social media (including misinfo) is driven by superficial processing of headlines and blurbs”
Sharing without clicking on news in social media - Nature Human Behaviour
Over 75% of links to news shared on Facebook during the election seasons of 2017–2020 were forwarded without the sharer first clicking on them. Extreme and user-aligned political content was shared mo...
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September 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
se tivesse um chimpanzé fumando cigarro no fundo essa seria a imagem mais foda já fotografada
September 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
nenhuma dessas palavras está na bíblia
September 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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babe, please stay out of my samurai space
July 11, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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no meu governo, quem for pego dirigindo uma caminhonete enorme no meio da cidade sozinho sem nenhuma causa provável (carregando ferramentas, material de serviço, etc) terá sua CNH revogada e seu veículo tomado. você não precisa dessa amarok, rogério, vai dar atenção pra sua esposa e pros seus filhos
September 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?

It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
September 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM