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☭ arkansas' most powerful shrine maiden ☭
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February 18, 2026 at 8:13 PM
rubbing one out while sinking in quicksand
February 19, 2026 at 7:07 AM
4 strength 4 stam leather belt
February 19, 2026 at 7:02 AM
jery get ipad
February 19, 2026 at 7:00 AM
im ready to have a faint green hue
February 19, 2026 at 6:57 AM
can you fuck me in the butt btw
February 18, 2026 at 8:07 PM
February 18, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I hate to kms so much
February 18, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I made two homemade mcmuffings for lunch but also I forgot to take my pills earlier I am worried I'm gonna get the zaps before they kick in
February 18, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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Transmission #41097 from NROL-129 (EXPERIMENTAL)

1. Apocryphal Shipwrecks
2. Ligma Railway
February 18, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Watching dozens of brine shrimp hatch right now
February 18, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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God as my witness rest of my life if anyone tells me theyre a republican i will ask if they are a pedophile
February 18, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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February 18, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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People defending thiels buddy newsom before he’s even announced his candidacy
February 18, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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there's a new scam going around where they offer you a place to live in exchange for a monthly fee but no matter how many times you pay in excess of the property's value they still keep charging you to live there
February 18, 2026 at 2:43 PM
can we make out in an elevator shaft
February 18, 2026 at 7:48 AM
can we fuck
February 18, 2026 at 7:48 AM
all my amphibious friends outside are coming back already and it's not even march !!!
February 18, 2026 at 7:47 AM
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February 18, 2026 at 6:35 AM
is there a good plan to destroy the heritage foundation yet
February 18, 2026 at 7:43 AM
they're sending me to the briny deep tomorrow
February 18, 2026 at 7:31 AM
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The average American gets kicked in the head by a horse between five and seven times a year
February 18, 2026 at 1:56 AM
bout to have some brian shrimp hanging out next to the triops :))
February 18, 2026 at 1:48 AM
you got dinty moore of that chili?
February 18, 2026 at 12:43 AM