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arkansas' most powerful shrine maiden
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linux enjoyer
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Not only is it infuriating that guys like RFK Jr and Dr Oz are destroying public trust in vaccines by falsely linking them to autism, but it's just fucking embarassing that we have those two dipshits in charge of (formerly) prestigious institutions containing some of the top scientists and doctors
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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my column for The Atlantic:
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
do I look like a salamander when I'm not wearing makeup
November 20, 2025 at 8:19 AM
wait.... 😨😨 Are there actually people believing the things that RFK Jr and Dr. Oz say??
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 AM
the world hatched from an egg
November 20, 2025 at 7:53 AM
What if EVERYONE met up in a public place and agreed we're all gonna do the things we really really need to do 🙈 what then
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I HATE that I'm not supposed to exercise when if I'm sick 😭😭😭
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 AM
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
ok I wanna learn Spanish so I can be trilingual as quickly as possible. What's better than the green owl for learning quickly
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 AM
trying not to cry when my bf says I don't need to wear chainmail around the house
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 AM
we all got that one homie who thinks they're the undying necropriest
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Bring back the muck
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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i'm pretty sure the only reasonable response to this statement is to start blasting waymo vehicles with a bazooka in self defense whenever you see them
November 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
i fixed an obliterated miyoo flip hinge in like twenty seconds earlier toda
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
since y'all are talking about zipties can I use this opportunity to tell you that those are one of my favorite things to chew on
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
[back from caribbean vacation wearing a "we be jammin" shirt]:
Do y'all like my cornrolls
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
do y'all remember the bottom diet
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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breakfast is a gateway drug to harder meals, such as lunch
November 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
me no talky sry
November 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
having sex with a gun
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I will NOT "watch" a podcast... I need to move around and do stuff with my hands. In fact, I think very few things should be in video format.
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I wanna go spelunking
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Char and Yam and also Hexen
November 19, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Ok yeah I probably got covey but I think my at-home tests are too expired to detect it 🙈
You ever notice this week that like uhh nothing has a smell to it
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM