Jonty
@fairless.xyz
Service designer, mechanic, & cargobike charity trustee. Used to work night shift. 📍Edinburgh 🏴
I spent Christmas Eve in the Water of Leith and under the castle. Edinburgh really is the nicest place I've ever lived.
December 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I spent Christmas Eve in the Water of Leith and under the castle. Edinburgh really is the nicest place I've ever lived.
NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS: Parents Horrified as Kids Rewrite Entire Santa List on 23 Dec
December 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS: Parents Horrified as Kids Rewrite Entire Santa List on 23 Dec
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Happy Winter Solstice everyone.
One of my first oil paintings from 1996 of Avebury where I went to primary school. Being there had a profound influence on my work.
Lighter days ahead.
One of my first oil paintings from 1996 of Avebury where I went to primary school. Being there had a profound influence on my work.
Lighter days ahead.
December 21, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Happy Winter Solstice everyone.
One of my first oil paintings from 1996 of Avebury where I went to primary school. Being there had a profound influence on my work.
Lighter days ahead.
One of my first oil paintings from 1996 of Avebury where I went to primary school. Being there had a profound influence on my work.
Lighter days ahead.
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A great start to the weekend of the winter solstice!
What a morning at Newgrange today.
The livestream link now available - be sure tune in on the morning of 21 December at 8:40am.
🔗 gov.ie/solstice 👈save it, share it, join in!
#ShareTheSolstice #NewgrangeSolstice #WinterSolstice
📸 OPW Guides
What a morning at Newgrange today.
The livestream link now available - be sure tune in on the morning of 21 December at 8:40am.
🔗 gov.ie/solstice 👈save it, share it, join in!
#ShareTheSolstice #NewgrangeSolstice #WinterSolstice
📸 OPW Guides
December 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM
A great start to the weekend of the winter solstice!
What a morning at Newgrange today.
The livestream link now available - be sure tune in on the morning of 21 December at 8:40am.
🔗 gov.ie/solstice 👈save it, share it, join in!
#ShareTheSolstice #NewgrangeSolstice #WinterSolstice
📸 OPW Guides
What a morning at Newgrange today.
The livestream link now available - be sure tune in on the morning of 21 December at 8:40am.
🔗 gov.ie/solstice 👈save it, share it, join in!
#ShareTheSolstice #NewgrangeSolstice #WinterSolstice
📸 OPW Guides
Hot Dads in Your Area looking for Someone to Unironically Watch the Newgrange Solstice Livestream with
December 21, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Hot Dads in Your Area looking for Someone to Unironically Watch the Newgrange Solstice Livestream with
*Clutches pearls, confusedly*
A super-hot planet that orbits its star closely has somehow managed to retain a thick atmosphere — even as the star’s radiation blasts it
go.nature.com/459CDvf
go.nature.com/459CDvf
Oddly cool super-hot planet has an atmosphere it shouldn’t
It’s a mystery why TOI-561 b’s blanket of gases hasn’t boiled off.
go.nature.com
December 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
*Clutches pearls, confusedly*
Reposted by Jonty
A gentle reminder if you've received an invoice from a Freelancer/Self employed person which is due before Christmas.
Be a love, and pay it today.
Be a love, and pay it today.
December 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
A gentle reminder if you've received an invoice from a Freelancer/Self employed person which is due before Christmas.
Be a love, and pay it today.
Be a love, and pay it today.
After 15 years of riding bikes around London and Edinburgh, Google street view finally caught me.
December 19, 2025 at 10:58 AM
After 15 years of riding bikes around London and Edinburgh, Google street view finally caught me.
The Dog has finally reached an age and temperament that she'll happily just sleep in my office all afternoon. It's lovely.
December 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The Dog has finally reached an age and temperament that she'll happily just sleep in my office all afternoon. It's lovely.
I worked in an outdoor shop selling hiking and climbing gear. People assumed I knew their plans, apropos nothing.
"Is this jacket warm enough?" "Can I carry everything in this pack?" "Should I buy this rope?" For what, my dude? Picnics? Climbing K2?
Tbh I loved that job. Our customers had dreams.
"Is this jacket warm enough?" "Can I carry everything in this pack?" "Should I buy this rope?" For what, my dude? Picnics? Climbing K2?
Tbh I loved that job. Our customers had dreams.
man i have never had as many stupid questions as when i worked at Lush, just thinking about it now and we really put retail workers Through It don't we
December 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I worked in an outdoor shop selling hiking and climbing gear. People assumed I knew their plans, apropos nothing.
"Is this jacket warm enough?" "Can I carry everything in this pack?" "Should I buy this rope?" For what, my dude? Picnics? Climbing K2?
Tbh I loved that job. Our customers had dreams.
"Is this jacket warm enough?" "Can I carry everything in this pack?" "Should I buy this rope?" For what, my dude? Picnics? Climbing K2?
Tbh I loved that job. Our customers had dreams.
I can guarantee I'd make so many bad decisions on day 6 and 7 of the working week I'd spend much of the next undoing the damage of the previous.
December 16, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I can guarantee I'd make so many bad decisions on day 6 and 7 of the working week I'd spend much of the next undoing the damage of the previous.
Happy snotty-tissues-going-through-the-washing-machine season to all who celebrate
December 15, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Happy snotty-tissues-going-through-the-washing-machine season to all who celebrate
True story: I've got a week off work coming up in the new year, and recently heard myself say "ooh I could deep clean the kitchen!"
"Excited parent that finally gets a day off with the whole family out of the house spends the entirety of it cleaning"
December 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
True story: I've got a week off work coming up in the new year, and recently heard myself say "ooh I could deep clean the kitchen!"
What I say to my dog: okay cookie-doodle, it's time to go out to the garden for bedtime wee-wees
What I must assume my dog hears, based on her behaviour: PACK SISTER: NOW IS THE TIME WE FACE THE SKY AND YELL AT GOD
What I must assume my dog hears, based on her behaviour: PACK SISTER: NOW IS THE TIME WE FACE THE SKY AND YELL AT GOD
December 13, 2025 at 8:17 AM
What I say to my dog: okay cookie-doodle, it's time to go out to the garden for bedtime wee-wees
What I must assume my dog hears, based on her behaviour: PACK SISTER: NOW IS THE TIME WE FACE THE SKY AND YELL AT GOD
What I must assume my dog hears, based on her behaviour: PACK SISTER: NOW IS THE TIME WE FACE THE SKY AND YELL AT GOD
We're doing favourite small-to-medium enterprise branding today
December 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
We're doing favourite small-to-medium enterprise branding today
AI could never
BEHOLD, my list of the best movie posters of 2025.
The best movie posters of the year 2025
Daniel Benneworth-Gray picks his favourite movie posters of 2025, from Frankenstein to Pillion, Sentimental Value to Hard Truths
www.creativereview.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 9:51 AM
AI could never
Cycling in your 20s: "I rode the Dunwich Dynamo on Saturday, local crit in Sunday, and then blasted my PBs on the commute this morning. Feeling fresh!"
Cycling in your 30s: "I adjusted my handlebars by a quarter inch yesterday and now I can't walk"
Cycling in your 30s: "I adjusted my handlebars by a quarter inch yesterday and now I can't walk"
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Cycling in your 20s: "I rode the Dunwich Dynamo on Saturday, local crit in Sunday, and then blasted my PBs on the commute this morning. Feeling fresh!"
Cycling in your 30s: "I adjusted my handlebars by a quarter inch yesterday and now I can't walk"
Cycling in your 30s: "I adjusted my handlebars by a quarter inch yesterday and now I can't walk"
The inverted face lick: a story in three acts.
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
The inverted face lick: a story in three acts.
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🚲 𝟱.𝟮 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻 parcels were delivered in 2024 in Belgium, compared to 3 million in 2023.
🚲 The cycle logistics sector supports 𝟲,𝟮𝟬𝟬 𝗷𝗼𝗯𝘀 (excluding the platform economy).
🚲 Belgian cycle logistics operators rode 𝟭𝟬.𝟳 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗸𝗺 in 2024, a +30% rise vs. 2023.
👇
🚲 The cycle logistics sector supports 𝟲,𝟮𝟬𝟬 𝗷𝗼𝗯𝘀 (excluding the platform economy).
🚲 Belgian cycle logistics operators rode 𝟭𝟬.𝟳 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗸𝗺 in 2024, a +30% rise vs. 2023.
👇
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
🚲 𝟱.𝟮 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻 parcels were delivered in 2024 in Belgium, compared to 3 million in 2023.
🚲 The cycle logistics sector supports 𝟲,𝟮𝟬𝟬 𝗷𝗼𝗯𝘀 (excluding the platform economy).
🚲 Belgian cycle logistics operators rode 𝟭𝟬.𝟳 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗸𝗺 in 2024, a +30% rise vs. 2023.
👇
🚲 The cycle logistics sector supports 𝟲,𝟮𝟬𝟬 𝗷𝗼𝗯𝘀 (excluding the platform economy).
🚲 Belgian cycle logistics operators rode 𝟭𝟬.𝟳 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗸𝗺 in 2024, a +30% rise vs. 2023.
👇
Me, approaching a junction as a regular cargobike rider, motorcyclist, and driver
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Me, approaching a junction as a regular cargobike rider, motorcyclist, and driver
Some follow @dasbarrett.bsky.social because he's Head of Data & AI for Citizens Advice.
I follow him because of the deranged carbohydrate experiments.
I follow him because of the deranged carbohydrate experiments.
Buckle up friend it’s time for bread made out of crisps 🍞 🥔
Full disclosure it was not a flawless first attempt.
The aim was to make a loaf of bread where the majority ingredient is crisps.
1. Buy 450g of crisps, without shame
Full disclosure it was not a flawless first attempt.
The aim was to make a loaf of bread where the majority ingredient is crisps.
1. Buy 450g of crisps, without shame
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Some follow @dasbarrett.bsky.social because he's Head of Data & AI for Citizens Advice.
I follow him because of the deranged carbohydrate experiments.
I follow him because of the deranged carbohydrate experiments.
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New favourite about page. www.vhely-hutchinson.com/about
About — Victoria Hely-Hutchinson
www.vhely-hutchinson.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 AM
New favourite about page. www.vhely-hutchinson.com/about
Early morning squirrel patrol
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Early morning squirrel patrol
This meeting could have been a slow walk into the wine dark sea
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
This meeting could have been a slow walk into the wine dark sea