Rob Sarvis
@robsarvis.bsky.social
Tuesday’s child. Minus the grace. 💀🎃👻
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Rob Sarvis
@robsarvis.bsky.social
· May 28
“Sometimes people do things to you that you can’t do anything about. You just have to survive it and go on.”
#MarthaWells #ArtificialCondition
#TheMurderbotDiaries #Book2
#MarthaWells #ArtificialCondition
#TheMurderbotDiaries #Book2
Ian Duncan - Have you met the women that do like me?
Neither have I but trust me they are bad people.
#Community #Se05Ep07
Neither have I but trust me they are bad people.
#Community #Se05Ep07
February 18, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Ian Duncan - Have you met the women that do like me?
Neither have I but trust me they are bad people.
#Community #Se05Ep07
Neither have I but trust me they are bad people.
#Community #Se05Ep07
February 18, 2026 at 4:39 AM
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
We can dance if you want to, we can leave your cats behind.
I mean we won't. Probably should bring a blanket and some cheese.
Maybe just chill with the cats on the couch, watch movies, and eat cheese.
We can dance if you want to, we can leave your cats behind.
I mean we won't. Probably should bring a blanket and some cheese.
Maybe just chill with the cats on the couch, watch movies, and eat cheese.
February 17, 2026 at 7:14 PM
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
We can dance if you want to, we can leave your cats behind.
I mean we won't. Probably should bring a blanket and some cheese.
Maybe just chill with the cats on the couch, watch movies, and eat cheese.
We can dance if you want to, we can leave your cats behind.
I mean we won't. Probably should bring a blanket and some cheese.
Maybe just chill with the cats on the couch, watch movies, and eat cheese.
Do you have any plans for the day.
Well I just way overpaid to have bagels delivered for breakfast so the rest of the day is wide open.
#ManicMonday
Well I just way overpaid to have bagels delivered for breakfast so the rest of the day is wide open.
#ManicMonday
February 16, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Do you have any plans for the day.
Well I just way overpaid to have bagels delivered for breakfast so the rest of the day is wide open.
#ManicMonday
Well I just way overpaid to have bagels delivered for breakfast so the rest of the day is wide open.
#ManicMonday
Now is the time of day to shower and change from my day time sweat pants and Tshirt to my sleeping sweat pants and Tshirt.
February 16, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Now is the time of day to shower and change from my day time sweat pants and Tshirt to my sleeping sweat pants and Tshirt.
February 14, 2026 at 3:56 AM
February 14, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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My kid's pet rabbit named Gotye ran away a few days ago, and we can't find it.
Now he's just some bunny that we used to know.
Now he's just some bunny that we used to know.
February 12, 2026 at 11:31 PM
My kid's pet rabbit named Gotye ran away a few days ago, and we can't find it.
Now he's just some bunny that we used to know.
Now he's just some bunny that we used to know.
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February 5, 2026 at 10:48 AM
A cartoon from my new book PHYSICS FOR CATS which comes out a week tomorrow! Preorder at you local bookshop or online: www.tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2
February 11, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Some places have a day during the year when the ice on the river breaks.
I have a day of the year when the stuff that I have been stacking in one spot during the year slowly slides off into the floor.
Today was that day.
I have a day of the year when the stuff that I have been stacking in one spot during the year slowly slides off into the floor.
Today was that day.
February 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Some places have a day during the year when the ice on the river breaks.
I have a day of the year when the stuff that I have been stacking in one spot during the year slowly slides off into the floor.
Today was that day.
I have a day of the year when the stuff that I have been stacking in one spot during the year slowly slides off into the floor.
Today was that day.
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Let’s be honest here: no one has ever bought a “share size” candy bar to share with someone.
February 5, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Let’s be honest here: no one has ever bought a “share size” candy bar to share with someone.
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There should be a species exchange program, I would like to be a squirrel for a few months.
February 5, 2026 at 4:50 PM
There should be a species exchange program, I would like to be a squirrel for a few months.
February 5, 2026 at 10:48 AM
The Sandman has been staying away from me like he owes me money.
February 5, 2026 at 5:56 AM
The Sandman has been staying away from me like he owes me money.
Between the snow on the ground and the full moon it looks like daylight outside.
February 1, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Between the snow on the ground and the full moon it looks like daylight outside.
I think my upstairs neighbors sleep with their emotional support bowling ball and it rolls out of bed two or three times a night.
#QuietTime
#QuietTime
February 1, 2026 at 7:02 AM
I think my upstairs neighbors sleep with their emotional support bowling ball and it rolls out of bed two or three times a night.
#QuietTime
#QuietTime
Snow Day Plans:
Sleep Late
Wake up
Shower
Eat
Drink enough water for my sinuses to re expand.
Go back to bed.
Sleep Late
Wake up
Shower
Eat
Drink enough water for my sinuses to re expand.
Go back to bed.
January 31, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Snow Day Plans:
Sleep Late
Wake up
Shower
Eat
Drink enough water for my sinuses to re expand.
Go back to bed.
Sleep Late
Wake up
Shower
Eat
Drink enough water for my sinuses to re expand.
Go back to bed.
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He does this every Friday.
January 30, 2026 at 3:20 PM
He does this every Friday.
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🎵it’s my day off and I’ll get out of bed when I want to, out of bed when I want to🎵
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 PM
🎵it’s my day off and I’ll get out of bed when I want to, out of bed when I want to🎵
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The worst thing about scientists moving the hands of the doomsday clock forward is having to adjust the time on the doomsday clock in your car.
January 27, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The worst thing about scientists moving the hands of the doomsday clock forward is having to adjust the time on the doomsday clock in your car.
This isn’t a submarine but it is a ewe boat.
January 27, 2026 at 11:38 PM
This isn’t a submarine but it is a ewe boat.
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Two former presidents felt compelled to comment publicly
January 26, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Two former presidents felt compelled to comment publicly
I can tell when Internet access goes down in my apartment building because I hear all my neighbors scream curses at the same time.
#ApartmentLife
#ApartmentLife
January 25, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I can tell when Internet access goes down in my apartment building because I hear all my neighbors scream curses at the same time.
#ApartmentLife
#ApartmentLife