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Rob Sarvis
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Tuesday’s child. Minus the grace. 💀🎃👻
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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · May 28
“Sometimes people do things to you that you can’t do anything about. You just have to survive it and go on.”

#MarthaWells #ArtificialCondition

#TheMurderbotDiaries #Book2
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I watch Netflix on 3 devices tops.

Every few months I get a message that one of the three devices isn’t part of my account.
a man wearing a surgical gown and a mask says but why
Alt: a man wearing a surgical gown and a mask says but why
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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rahnealexander.com
My name is Fozzymandias,
Bear of Bears
Look on my wocka-wocka-wockas
ye Muppets and despair!
muppet fozzie bear singing into a microphone with a brick wall in the background
Alt: muppet fozzie bear milking an audience reaction
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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samuelhlowe.bsky.social
10 out of 10 pieces of furniture prefer your little toe.
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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“If you kill a cockroach, you're a hero. If you kill a butterfly, you're a villain. Morals have aesthetic criteria.”

—Friedrich Nietzsche
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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nws.noaa.gov
Deja vu! Exactly 26 hours after Active Region 4274 produced an X1.7 flare, it generated an X1.2 flare (R3-Strong on the NOAA Scales) at 10/0919 UTC. As Region 4274 continues to maintain a complex magnetic structure, additional flares are possible for the next 24-48 hours. www.swpc.noaa.gov
A space weather forecast from the NOAA Space Weather Prediction Center. The image shows a strong solar flare event peaked at 09:19 UTC on November 10, 2025. Headline: STRONG Flare Event Peaked at 10/0919 UTC. What: An X-class Flare Occurred and Reached X1.2. The main image is a turquoise-colored composite of the Sun from the GOES-19 SUVI instrument, showing a bright, concentrated flare (highlighted by a yellow circle) on the Sun's surface. Text box on the right provides details: EVENT: A solar flare is an eruption of energy (measured in X-ray flux). Flares of this magnitude in and around solar maximum are generally not common, although not necessarily unusual. EXPECTATIONS: Solar flares of this magnitude can be impulsive (meaning quick to rise and decrease) lasting some minutes, or last a few hours. EFFECTS: Immediate, wider area of strong degradation or signal loss in high frequency (HF) communication bands over much of the sunlit side of Earth; users of HF radio signals may experience loss of contact or major disruptions for a period of minutes to a couple of hours in the affected areas.
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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tomgauld.bsky.social
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon.

p.s. my new book of science cartoons 'Physics for Cats' is out now! Order from your local bookshop or online: www.tomgauld.com
Panel 1. Two scientists walking along. The first one says: I have opened a portal into an alternate universe that is an exact reflection of our own! Panel 2. The second scientist looks into a technical portal and says WOW Panel 3. A reflection of panel two. The reflected scientist's speech bubble still reads: WOW Panel 4. A reflection of panel one. The text is all back to front.
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Me: I want to listen to a song that I haven't heard in a while to get a little dopamine.

YouTube: Great, you just have to sit through 3 unskipable ads first.

Me: I'll pass on the dopamine.
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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thatbrenna.bsky.social
Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology!

Me: Are there any jays?

Host: No sorry

Me: I'd like to buy an owl
July 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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katelynburns.com
if dems are going to do whatever their corporate donors want, then don't bother texting us for money anymore
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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@bugfrog.bsky.social

Gary Busey wants you to grab him a sandwich. Correction, two sandwiches.
a man in a car is reading a newspaper called all life
Alt: Point Break. Angelo says Utah, get me two.
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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lartist.bsky.social
Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)
cartoon: A long sandwich coils around and up like a rattlesnake Caption: Don't bread on me
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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lartist.bsky.social
I wonder if the airport delays are affecting any proposed Hallmark romcoms scheduled to debut over the holidays?
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social

Jump around.

#JumpJumpJump
A black and bengal cat jumping around House of Pain style.
November 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Predictive text was in no way predicting me to text,”Wolfman’s got nards”.

#MonsterSquad
November 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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midge.bsky.social
My primary care physician is now Dr. Pepper
October 31, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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mitsubishe.bsky.social
happy "the car clock is finally correct" day to all who celebrate
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
Jesus: *picks up bread* This is my body

Jesus: *picks up goblet* This is my blood

Jesus: *busts a move* This here’s a tale for all the fellas, trying to do what those ladies tell us
October 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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I don’t feel like I had an extra hours sleep.

#StandardTime
November 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Nancy Mace not backing the blue. www.wired.com/story/nancy-...
November 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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40 minutes left of work tonight.

Queuing up my go to Halloween movie.

An American Werewolf in London.

youtu.be/Tfz9AhPnM8c?...
An American Werewolf in London (1981) Trailer #1 | Movieclips Classic Trailers
YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers
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October 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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🎃🎃🎃
Spike saying “it’s Halloween, you nit. We take the night off” from Buffy s6 Buffy saying “I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin” from Buffy s4 Lorne from Angel s5 saying “happy Halloween, kids” Willow from Buffy s4, dressed as Joan of Arc, saying, “That’s Halloweeny”
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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I’m the first congressional candidate to be indicted under the second Trump administration.

But if things keep going the way they are, I won’t be the last.

That’s why I need to fight these charges with everything we’ve got. Help us do that here: katforillinois.com/legal
Defend Kat Against Unjust Charges
Show your support with a contribution.
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October 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Barney - "The things I know about this company, I can never be fired. I might find myself wash ashore with no fingerprints or teeth, but I can never be fired".

#HowIMetYourMothet #Se05 #Ep20
October 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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sevenrasmussen.com
worried about how many nickels are flying off Comet 3I/ATLAS every day? Don’t worry, I did the math
October 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM