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Rob Sarvis
@robsarvis.bsky.social
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Tuesday’s child. Minus the grace. 💀🎃👻
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November 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social

Jump around.

#JumpJumpJump
A black and bengal cat jumping around House of Pain style.
November 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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A American Werewolf in London. American man stole my balloons.
October 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Reading your garlic bread. This is the ace of swords. Well more like butter knife and butter.
A grey bengal cat dealing pieces of garlic bread like cards.
October 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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A black cat uses a laser pointer, a bengal cat says "go get it", and a red headed woman peeks over the back of the couch.
October 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Point Break. Sleepings the source. Change your life. Swear to god.
October 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Same vibes.
One doesn’t push production on Friday
October 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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I’d love to help you out, but these pajamas don’t have pockets. Check with the kitchen staff.
Two cats cooking. A black cat is stir frying in a wok and a grey bengal cat is rolling an egg roll.
October 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Look out citizens.
https://all-worlds-alliance.fandom.com/wiki/Dina_Saruyama
October 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Never mind cats. The musical number is off.
A grey bengal colored cat with a black collar and diver charm playing a ukulele. A black cat with a blue collar and silver charm dressed like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz.
October 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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I thought your favorite thing is Saturday Kitty Karaoke.
Two Cats singing That Girl is Poison.
October 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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An empty plate in a fridge with a dotted outline of a wedge of cheese. The is a sign saying “This is where Jenny’s cheese would be”.
October 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Chocolate milk in champagne glasses toasting.
October 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Tying yang symbol with a woman and cat yawning.
September 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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I’m following mine’s advice.
A magic 8 ball showing “go back to sleep”.
September 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Frank from Always Sunny saying, "Can I offer you a brick in these trying times".
September 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Karens when Google Chrome locks up.
Meme Karen saying "I want to speak to the task manager".
September 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Maybe a little Damian Lewis.
September 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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A Tarot card of a woman with witch like robes holding a cat while another cat rubs against her legs.
September 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social

The 4 stages of eating cheese by @jamiesmart.bsky.social
The 4 stages of eating cheese by @jamiesmart.bsky.social . 1. Eating cheese 2. Still eating cheese 3.Ate too much cheese 4.Bit more cheese.
September 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Sounds like a good time.
A woman on a couch watching horror movies while her cats sleep. Monster hands are on the couch behind her.
September 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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September 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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September 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM