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Robert, Frozen Among The Wires || Mr. 404
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Author-shaped Human || Simp for Justice || Gorilla Channel Truther || Kaiju Groupie || Blocking is self-care || Follow-For-Follow not guaranteed || ちょっと 日本語 わかる!
https://linktr.ee/robertinthewires
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Looking to snag a few more freelancing gigs.

I am a Canadian writer who's been active since 2011! If you need help developing a comic script, or fleshing out the lore of your TTRPG, or just need a second set of eyes on a project, hit me up.
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Anyone who sees a website that posts news stories about gacha game summer sales and shares photos of loaves of bread that look vaguely like Yoshi and thinks them worse than terminally-online chuds who send their fans to mob marginalized folks should have their electronics placed in a Faraday Cage.
kotaku is a good website staffed by good people and it is really maddening and perplexing to me the way right wingers think a perpetually understaffed video game blog is responsible for everything they hate
February 18, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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It is simply never a bad time to think about the architectural design in Adolescence of Utena
February 15, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
February 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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If this post gets 1000 likes I will buy this $80 basket shaped like a frog.

(Please don't like. I absolutely should not buy it)
February 15, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Hi, everyone. My laptop exploded shortly after posting this, so I haven't been on BlueSky since this moment. I want to believe it's a coincidence, but who even knows at this point.

Anyway, fuck ICE and everyone who supports them, especially this knob.
February 15, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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Roshel, a military manufacturer, was founded in Brampton, Ontario by Roman Shimonov, a former Israeli soldier and military contractor in Israel, after moving to Canada in the 2010s.
January 26, 2026 at 7:46 AM
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A Canadian-made armoured vehicle was spotted on Minneapolis streets the day ICE murdered Alex Pretti.

The company that sold ICE that monster as part of a $10 million deal? Roshel.

What’s more:

Canada’s government brought Roshel’s CEO on a trade mission SIX DAYS AFTER Renee Good was murdered.
January 27, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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😈
January 27, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Also, the arctic vortex wandering south like this IS an indicator of climate change, as it is due to the destabilization of the jet stream and oceanic currents.
Yes, it’s cold across part of the United States today.

This does *not* mean the global-scale patterns of long-term warming linked to climate change are not happening.

The United States covers only 1.8% of the planet. And a few days is only 0.03% of the 30 years we average for climate statistics.
January 23, 2026 at 9:28 PM
O Brother With Big Naturals, Where Art Thou?
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Yeah, it Is a good speech, but I want Carney to put his money where his mouth is. It's also baffling to hear him say all this neat stuff about all the cool things Canada's doing when This Shit happens under him:
globalnews.ca/news/1161996...
January 21, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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"New Star Trek is bad, new Star Wars is bad, new superhero stuff is bad," Yeah yeah yeah man I get it, I was twelve and had a dad too it's not a perfect system read Faulkner or some shit don't worry so much about this stuff
January 20, 2026 at 12:12 AM
"Say hello to D&D's new sub-classes! We have:
- Punching Mage
- Counterspell: But With Armour
- Reflect: But With Daggers
- Spooky Mage"
January 18, 2026 at 4:09 AM
It's on the lofty side of things, but: set up an animation studio and/or publishing house so I can finesse and mass-produce all five dozen of the ideas that I have kicking around up in my noggin before I die.
what is the biggest writerly goal you are willing to cop to publicly? I would like to be nominated for a Lammy
January 18, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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TÖRN – Wretched Royalty (played by Yannis Papadopoulos of Beast in Black).
Son of a murdered king. Too proud to kneel. Too fragile to rule alone. His subjects exist to protect him. Their suffering is acceptable.
January 17, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Remember that ICE is a cartoonishly evil organization that can be defeated in cartoonish ways. We think these people are an unstoppable force until fucking Dennis the Menace pulls up and embarrasses them in front of the whole world.
Naaaaaaailed it
January 16, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Writer, here. For editing, grammar checks, and notes on manuscripts, I charge $0.02 CAD per word in prose and $15 CAD per page for comic scripts. If you want me to make something from scratch, $0.05 CAD per word or $20 CAD per comic page.

I accept flat fees, depending on the project or client.
ARTISTS! It's a grim time so let's support each other!

If you are open for private commissions post your work and your rates here! I want to boost you and get you some work!

Anyone feel free to share this thread!
January 16, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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Quite frankly, it’s outrageous that Mark Carney is cutting Statistics Canada. If he was Stephen Harper or Pierre Poilievre, I feel like this would be getting a lot more backlash.

Carney of all people should know the importance of high-quality data and information about the country.
Statistics Canada to cut 850 jobs in 'dark time' for public service, union says
Federal statistics agency entered its workforce adjustment period Monday, sending notices to thousands of employees.
ottawacitizen.com
January 15, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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I'm completely baffled by this. Has no-one heard of simpering before? www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/s...
January 15, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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January 14, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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San Diego Comic-Con will no longer allow AI 'art' to be displayed at their event

"Material created by AI either partially or wholly, is not allowed in the art show"

This follows backlash from artists after SDCC initially indicated AI-generated work would be permitted
January 14, 2026 at 10:45 PM