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RJ the Jank Monarch
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One way out. Yugioh's premier limited format mad scientist and general strike enthusiast. (they/them)
Find me on YouTube @TheRJB0 and at https://twitch.tv/rj_the_jank_monarch
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2026 fashion and art thread go!

Kicking off the year by finally basing a look on my fashion idol, Black Rose Dragon, and I got called beautiful by an elder gay for my efforts❤️
While "20 minute combo for 7 negates" is an annoying, bad faith yugiboomerism, it does shroud a kernel of truth, which is that Yugioh is a deeply punishing game. It's often played on a razor's edge, and cutscene combos are often the price of misplays. I bet that sucks for new and returning players.
January 29, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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Crazy how each of the morganite cards all correspond to a different sexuality...like we got

Tips-Touching Morganite - Fujoshis
Gyatt-Gripping Morganite - People who like BBWs
Suckinon-Schlong Morganite - MBT

They got EVERYTHING...
January 28, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Gotta be Mark Hamill for me. The man hasn't been cancelled, but he said some heinously pompous pro-genocide stuff post-October 7th, and to my knowledge has never backed down on it.

I thought he was so cool. His portrayal of old, jaded Luke after Ozai and Joker felt like he really got it, too.
Question for the Skyline: What was your HARDEST "cancel"?? Like the actor/singer/athlete that was the hardest to drop.

I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.

The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
January 28, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Customer this morning asked me if I thought a 95% tax on vapor products was unreasonable, and when I said "that's a question for legislators," said "oh so you're just following orders?"

I had to stay professional, but it's wild to hear that from an executive in the kiddie nicotine addict industry.
January 28, 2026 at 6:00 PM
TIL these fuckers have names and that they maybe kind of suggests that Kaiba's ancient ancestor is canonically muslim.
January 28, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Man if there was ever a spell you could call THE spell
January 28, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Damn there really were like 3 months back there when they'd let you put anything in a deck.
Adventurer Tenyi GS by Omar Jones

8th place at The Side Deck WCQ Regional 2022

Check the side deck on Spellbook!

#spellbook #yugioh
January 28, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 7:38 PM
It's still and always will be free Palestine.
January 27, 2026 at 3:28 PM
HunterXHunter: My nen is a magic typewriter I use to write essays in APA format. The subject, length and source quality determines its power, but too many grammatical errors and it fails (secretly, I can use MLA format for a different effect😈).

One Piece: I ate the Toot Toot fruit. I'm a fart man.
January 27, 2026 at 7:37 AM
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I hate this. When Buttigieg says protests are “changing the power dynamics,” he means shifting power to Dems. Every exp he cites stays in electoral politics. The real change we're seeing is communities caring for & defending each other against the state, not reforming it. youtu.be/WK6kRaBzbg4?...
The Ground Is Shifting
YouTube video by Pete Buttigieg
youtu.be
January 27, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Words are incapable of describing to you what happened tonight.

In a few weeks I'm gonna share the link to watch Regression Series Season 5 Episode 2, and nobody who clicks that link will regret it.
January 27, 2026 at 3:40 AM
The fact that folks are struggling with this tells me I am not being nearly weird enough on here.
Okay yeah hit me with em!

I've never done one of these before👀
January 26, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Okay yeah hit me with em!

I've never done one of these before👀
January 26, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Ah yes. My third month of oral HRT, or as I like to call it, Greater Potion of Purple Nurple.
January 25, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Getting dolled up to check out glasses on Zenni.
January 25, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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GOTTA MAKE ROOM FOR THE LORD IN THERE, HOMOS
January 25, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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I didn't make this, but it needs a reposting.
January 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Yes, and:
I need you to organize.

We need to survive.
I need you to survive.

We need to organize.
January 24, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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If you don't know Minneapolis, north is a very vulnerable neighborhood in our city, and it hasn't been seeing the same influx of resources as south Minneapolis has.

We're raising funds to help vulnerable northside families cover rent & bills. If you can, please SHARE THIS this or venmo @nipinet.
January 23, 2026 at 4:39 PM
You can tell that the police are an unjust institution at their core, because whenever two groups face off over issues of civil rights, liberty, or basic humanity, they're always, without fail facing the wrong way.
At 26th and Nicolett in Minneapolis this morning—

Feds have just shot another person in the streets. Furious community members are gathering. State police and conservation cops here in front of ~50 federal agents.
January 24, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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But you see, these AREN’T the only 7 Democrats who supported giving ICE more money. The Democrats OVERALL support it. These 7 are just the latest rotating villains selected to take the fall while the rest pretend to oppose to fundraise. That’s why it’s always EXACTLY enough Dem support votes to pass
these are the 7 house democrats who voted to give ICE another $10 billion on thursday btw
January 24, 2026 at 4:36 PM
My girl! Bestie. Queen. Goddess. Best to ever do it.
January 24, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Man I miss people just being bad at writing.
January 24, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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Crunchyroll is DESTROYING their subtitles and I'm gonna tell you why and how to stop them!!
New video essay based on an article by daiz, linked in description!
youtu.be/sBhb51g0mYA
Crunchyroll is DESTROYING Their Subtitles!! Here's Why! (And How To Stop Them)
YouTube video by Thempire Iain
youtu.be
January 23, 2026 at 8:08 PM