@rissaolfs.bsky.social
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If you support ICE in my presence
If your uncle/cousin/BFF works for ICE
If you have anything but deep and dripping disdain for these criminals
then trust that I am giving you the cut direct and we will no longer be speaking.
See yourself out.
If your uncle/cousin/BFF works for ICE
If you have anything but deep and dripping disdain for these criminals
then trust that I am giving you the cut direct and we will no longer be speaking.
See yourself out.
December 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If you support ICE in my presence
If your uncle/cousin/BFF works for ICE
If you have anything but deep and dripping disdain for these criminals
then trust that I am giving you the cut direct and we will no longer be speaking.
See yourself out.
If your uncle/cousin/BFF works for ICE
If you have anything but deep and dripping disdain for these criminals
then trust that I am giving you the cut direct and we will no longer be speaking.
See yourself out.
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wearing a winter coat in the car while driving is overstimulation HELL
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
wearing a winter coat in the car while driving is overstimulation HELL
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johnny: oh hey ur back from dino's bar 'n' grill early
this chick that used to dance a lot: the boys are back in town
johnny: what?
that chick: *loading a pistol and getting back on motorcycle* the boys are back in town
this chick that used to dance a lot: the boys are back in town
johnny: what?
that chick: *loading a pistol and getting back on motorcycle* the boys are back in town
July 19, 2023 at 8:47 PM
johnny: oh hey ur back from dino's bar 'n' grill early
this chick that used to dance a lot: the boys are back in town
johnny: what?
that chick: *loading a pistol and getting back on motorcycle* the boys are back in town
this chick that used to dance a lot: the boys are back in town
johnny: what?
that chick: *loading a pistol and getting back on motorcycle* the boys are back in town
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Being an adult is basically exactly like Ratatouille except you're both the clueless human AND the rat who's trying so so hard to make him do things and also it's way less funny and you don't live in Paris
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Being an adult is basically exactly like Ratatouille except you're both the clueless human AND the rat who's trying so so hard to make him do things and also it's way less funny and you don't live in Paris
This is 100% correct. No notes.
Ranking Star Wars movies is a thing?
Okay, I'll get in on this.
1. Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars 1977 theatrical release
3. Rogue One
4. Return of the Jedi (because I was 11)
Everything else is somewhere between "meh" and "why. why. y u do dis?" [sad kitten dot jpg]
Okay, I'll get in on this.
1. Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars 1977 theatrical release
3. Rogue One
4. Return of the Jedi (because I was 11)
Everything else is somewhere between "meh" and "why. why. y u do dis?" [sad kitten dot jpg]
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
This is 100% correct. No notes.
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Despite being a pretty decent cook and baker, I cannot meal plan at all.
I hate every bit of it.
I don’t want to be locked into making things on specific days. I’m lucky if I have a vague idea of what I’m cooking each week.
I don’t know how people do that for a whole month.
I hate every bit of it.
I don’t want to be locked into making things on specific days. I’m lucky if I have a vague idea of what I’m cooking each week.
I don’t know how people do that for a whole month.
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Despite being a pretty decent cook and baker, I cannot meal plan at all.
I hate every bit of it.
I don’t want to be locked into making things on specific days. I’m lucky if I have a vague idea of what I’m cooking each week.
I don’t know how people do that for a whole month.
I hate every bit of it.
I don’t want to be locked into making things on specific days. I’m lucky if I have a vague idea of what I’m cooking each week.
I don’t know how people do that for a whole month.
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I don’t need an HDTV I need an ADHDTV that knows when I break eye contact to play on my phone and has a button that skips my show right back to that point
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I don’t need an HDTV I need an ADHDTV that knows when I break eye contact to play on my phone and has a button that skips my show right back to that point
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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i just read something about grief from C.S. Lewis and his book, “A Grief Observed”
basically, when someone you love dies, it isn’t just them that you miss, but the parts of yourself that person brought out of you that can never be brought out again.
i feel that with my dad.
basically, when someone you love dies, it isn’t just them that you miss, but the parts of yourself that person brought out of you that can never be brought out again.
i feel that with my dad.
November 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
i just read something about grief from C.S. Lewis and his book, “A Grief Observed”
basically, when someone you love dies, it isn’t just them that you miss, but the parts of yourself that person brought out of you that can never be brought out again.
i feel that with my dad.
basically, when someone you love dies, it isn’t just them that you miss, but the parts of yourself that person brought out of you that can never be brought out again.
i feel that with my dad.
Spent all last night coughing and got fuckall for sleep. Tonight I took a benadryl because you can't cough if you're unconscious.
a poster that says goodnight neverland with a full moon in the background
ALT: a poster that says goodnight neverland with a full moon in the background
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Spent all last night coughing and got fuckall for sleep. Tonight I took a benadryl because you can't cough if you're unconscious.
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Not she/they in the sense of "Woman Lite" but she/they in the sense of "Woman Deluxe 2-Disc Edition: Extended Director's Cut with exclusive bonus material".
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Not she/they in the sense of "Woman Lite" but she/they in the sense of "Woman Deluxe 2-Disc Edition: Extended Director's Cut with exclusive bonus material".
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the president of the united states is trying to give americans $2k in hush money
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
the president of the united states is trying to give americans $2k in hush money
Yeah! Go baristas! Take that greedy company to the cleaners!
Starbucks’ CEO makes 6,666x what the average @sbworkersunited.org barista does. It would take less than one day of sales to finalize a fair contract.
Baristas at Starbucks corporate stores nationwide are on strike to fight this corporate greed and get the fair contract they deserve.
Baristas at Starbucks corporate stores nationwide are on strike to fight this corporate greed and get the fair contract they deserve.
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Yeah! Go baristas! Take that greedy company to the cleaners!
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Reposting this, because it's the best alt text I have ever written.
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Reposting this, because it's the best alt text I have ever written.
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You been hit by a smooth hymnal
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
You been hit by a smooth hymnal
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Until we have replicators, we will need wealth redistribution.
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Until we have replicators, we will need wealth redistribution.
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I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 🤣 That is all.
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 🤣 That is all.
Someone forgot to credit @wilwheaton.net lol
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Someone forgot to credit @wilwheaton.net lol
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I don't want to sew another stitch. I am ready for the weeekend. #fiberbenderproblems
November 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I don't want to sew another stitch. I am ready for the weeekend. #fiberbenderproblems