Marc A. Stutzel
@revmarcs.bsky.social
Dad. #GoBroncos. Fan of the internet. Comics. MTG. Pastor of Christ Lutheran, Woodcliff Lake, NJ. Lesser half of @katestutzel.bsky.social. He/Him
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I'm still salty the NFL ignored a blatant pick play.
In my mind, Patrick Surtain II still hasn't allowed a touchdown this year as this was clearly a Vegas TD.
In my mind, Patrick Surtain II still hasn't allowed a touchdown this year as this was clearly a Vegas TD.
December 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I'm still salty the NFL ignored a blatant pick play.
In my mind, Patrick Surtain II still hasn't allowed a touchdown this year as this was clearly a Vegas TD.
In my mind, Patrick Surtain II still hasn't allowed a touchdown this year as this was clearly a Vegas TD.
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another normal style win for the denver boncos
the broncos have the dumbest version of plot armor i’ve ever seen
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
another normal style win for the denver boncos
I needed the Denver Broncos to score because the oldest couldn’t stop saying “6 7.”
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I needed the Denver Broncos to score because the oldest couldn’t stop saying “6 7.”
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Funniest part of an NFL football game is when the defense gets a turnover and very briefly the football team turns into the theatre club and they do their little performance they rehearsed that week.
December 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Funniest part of an NFL football game is when the defense gets a turnover and very briefly the football team turns into the theatre club and they do their little performance they rehearsed that week.
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I want 40+ points tonight #Broncos.
a sign that says missiles on it with a green button below it
ALT: a sign that says missiles on it with a green button below it
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December 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I want 40+ points tonight #Broncos.
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Someone explain the "Nix for Governor" sign with a drawing of .....Alaska?
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Someone explain the "Nix for Governor" sign with a drawing of .....Alaska?
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Has there ever been a less victimized person acting like they're the victim lol
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Has there ever been a less victimized person acting like they're the victim lol
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God is w o r k i n g
Tristan Wirfs is eligible. Tristan Wirfs is in the end zone for the first time in his career.
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
God is w o r k i n g
As a parent with 3 pks, the answer is no.
Just left church. Priest said the final hymn was on page 678.
The little boy behind us goes, “6…7”
Is this trend ever going to die?
The little boy behind us goes, “6…7”
Is this trend ever going to die?
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
As a parent with 3 pks, the answer is no.
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*goes to a natural history museum and holds up a bouquet to an Allosaurus skeleton so they can finally see some flowers*
I don’t know a lot.
But I know a lot about dinosaurs.
Now we all know dinosaurs lived for millions of years right?
But does you mind actually wrap around how long they dominated for?
Lets get a little perspective.
Did you know Allosaurus never saw flowers but T.rex did?
But I know a lot about dinosaurs.
Now we all know dinosaurs lived for millions of years right?
But does you mind actually wrap around how long they dominated for?
Lets get a little perspective.
Did you know Allosaurus never saw flowers but T.rex did?
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
*goes to a natural history museum and holds up a bouquet to an Allosaurus skeleton so they can finally see some flowers*
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If you're cold, they're cold. Bring creepy cemetery statues inside.
Eternal Silence in the snow, this morning at Graceland Cemetery
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If you're cold, they're cold. Bring creepy cemetery statues inside.
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This audio is fantastic. Listening in on the tardigrades playing football on the moon's Antarctica
North Central has three D3 National Titles since 2019 and only lost three games in that span and they are currently playing in the second round in a got dang blizzard.
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
This audio is fantastic. Listening in on the tardigrades playing football on the moon's Antarctica
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Leave little Saruman alone.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Leave little Saruman alone.
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Joe Burrow is 28 years old and has never seen a crab.
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Joe Burrow is 28 years old and has never seen a crab.
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Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Mac Friday 65" Box, 65 Count of 7.5 oz Boxes goes up on Walmart exclusive in 60 minutes (9 PM PT - $19.37) buff.ly/zdUIMSg #ad
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Mac Friday 65" Box, 65 Count of 7.5 oz Boxes goes up on Walmart exclusive in 60 minutes (9 PM PT - $19.37) buff.ly/zdUIMSg #ad
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
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We belong in a museum
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
We belong in a museum
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We should ban the AFC North from the playoffs
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
We should ban the AFC North from the playoffs
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NFL influencers explaining why the Chiefs were in their top 5 this week.
a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
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November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
NFL influencers explaining why the Chiefs were in their top 5 this week.
I’m sort of a traditionalist. I refuse to bust out the Denver Broncos Santa hat until Thanksgiving Day.
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I’m sort of a traditionalist. I refuse to bust out the Denver Broncos Santa hat until Thanksgiving Day.
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one of the grimmest things I’ve ever read, but happily it does contain the phrase “mysterious constellation of brutal practices”
Pointed out by my friend @carloshasanax.bsky.social . There's something weird and unsettling about a fairly homogeneous culture spread out across Europe that then collapses into an orgy of genocide.
www.science.org/content/arti...
www.science.org/content/arti...
Headless bodies hint at why Europe’s first farmers vanished
Wave of mass brutality accompanied the collapse of the first pan-European culture
www.science.org
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
one of the grimmest things I’ve ever read, but happily it does contain the phrase “mysterious constellation of brutal practices”
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this is pretty solid spiritual advice tbh
“Be prudent, be wise, be careful that your use of AI does not limit your true human growth. Use it in such a way that if it disappeared tomorrow, you would still know how to think, how to create, how to act on your own, how to form authentic friendships.”
“Be prudent, be wise, be careful that your use of AI does not limit your true human growth. Use it in such a way that if it disappeared tomorrow, you would still know how to think, how to create, how to act on your own, how to form authentic friendships.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
this is pretty solid spiritual advice tbh
“Be prudent, be wise, be careful that your use of AI does not limit your true human growth. Use it in such a way that if it disappeared tomorrow, you would still know how to think, how to create, how to act on your own, how to form authentic friendships.”
“Be prudent, be wise, be careful that your use of AI does not limit your true human growth. Use it in such a way that if it disappeared tomorrow, you would still know how to think, how to create, how to act on your own, how to form authentic friendships.”
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And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
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