David Ressman
@ressman.org
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this is just to say
i have forgotten
to generate
the share
holder value
which you
were probably expecting
of me
forgive me
i was caught up
in dread
so existential
and so deep
i have forgotten
to generate
the share
holder value
which you
were probably expecting
of me
forgive me
i was caught up
in dread
so existential
and so deep
February 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
this is just to say
i have forgotten
to generate
the share
holder value
which you
were probably expecting
of me
forgive me
i was caught up
in dread
so existential
and so deep
i have forgotten
to generate
the share
holder value
which you
were probably expecting
of me
forgive me
i was caught up
in dread
so existential
and so deep
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Kinda refreshing to skeptically view someone's profile and be reminded that, no, it's not all bots and farmed outrage. There really still are some surviving organic, free-range dipshits out there.
September 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Kinda refreshing to skeptically view someone's profile and be reminded that, no, it's not all bots and farmed outrage. There really still are some surviving organic, free-range dipshits out there.
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Okay yeah, AI can probably do THIS job
August 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Okay yeah, AI can probably do THIS job
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if you think a brown dude winning a democratic primary in a mayoral election is a bigger threat to jewish people than the orange dude sitting in the white house, you’ve thoroughly lost the plot, and no one should listen to what you have to say about basically anything bc you can’t be trusted.
June 26, 2025 at 9:02 AM
if you think a brown dude winning a democratic primary in a mayoral election is a bigger threat to jewish people than the orange dude sitting in the white house, you’ve thoroughly lost the plot, and no one should listen to what you have to say about basically anything bc you can’t be trusted.
Everything is awful. Except for these four bees I found taking a little snoozle in one of my flowers. They’re lovely.
June 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Everything is awful. Except for these four bees I found taking a little snoozle in one of my flowers. They’re lovely.
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Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize
June 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize
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Raw milk has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
RFK Jr celebrated the release of the MAHA report by downing raw milk shooters in the White House with influencer Paul Saladino. Hazards of raw milk include Listeria, Salmonella, Campylobacter, Yersinia, E. coli O157:H7, and now-- avian flu.
May 31, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Raw milk has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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Playing with some analog sketches. These started as cut paper shapes on my desk that I configured into a figure and drew from.
January 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Playing with some analog sketches. These started as cut paper shapes on my desk that I configured into a figure and drew from.
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38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.
December 11, 2024 at 2:07 AM
38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.
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Hello #HPC folks! With everyone joining BlueSky and hanging out at #SC24, I thought it would be good to mention that my group at NVIDIA is actively hiring.
Applied Systems Engineering designs and builds new clusters at the earliest stages of HW development.
In particular, we're hiring for... 🧵
Applied Systems Engineering designs and builds new clusters at the earliest stages of HW development.
In particular, we're hiring for... 🧵
November 17, 2024 at 8:46 PM
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i also wish that people understood that unsolicited advice is a form of criticism.
November 15, 2024 at 5:55 PM
i also wish that people understood that unsolicited advice is a form of criticism.
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lots of new folks opting into seeing my bullshit over the last few days, and i cannot possibly stress this enough:
i am not here to talk about computers.
i am not here to talk about computers.
November 11, 2024 at 9:31 PM
lots of new folks opting into seeing my bullshit over the last few days, and i cannot possibly stress this enough:
i am not here to talk about computers.
i am not here to talk about computers.
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BREAKING: Awkward, amoral rich weirdo popular amongst other awkward, amoral rich weirdos
Mark Zuckerberg has remade his image from a dorky, democracy-destroying CEO into a cool, athletic AI visionary in the eyes of Silicon Valley tech founders.
Inside the bro-ification of Mark Zuckerberg
Mark Zuckerberg has remade his image from a dorky, democracy-destroying CEO into a cool, athletic AI visionary in the eyes of Silicon Valley tech founders.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 4, 2024 at 7:11 PM
BREAKING: Awkward, amoral rich weirdo popular amongst other awkward, amoral rich weirdos
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thin blue line flag but the blue line has been resized to reflect the proportion of your city's municipal budget that goes to police
September 7, 2024 at 1:20 AM
thin blue line flag but the blue line has been resized to reflect the proportion of your city's municipal budget that goes to police
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bash_profile vs bashrc
July 29, 2024 at 7:49 PM
bash_profile vs bashrc
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It’s almost like the pundit class wants the wrong things out of this campaign season
July 15, 2024 at 3:39 PM
It’s almost like the pundit class wants the wrong things out of this campaign season
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starting to have second thoughts about the contractors i found on craigslist
June 17, 2024 at 7:41 PM
starting to have second thoughts about the contractors i found on craigslist
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Go back to sleep, the world is still fucked and today ain’t the day we’re gonna fix it.
June 12, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Go back to sleep, the world is still fucked and today ain’t the day we’re gonna fix it.
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Magnificent photo of Farage one nanosecond before encountering a full face McDonald's milkshake.
June 4, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Magnificent photo of Farage one nanosecond before encountering a full face McDonald's milkshake.
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A recent cartoon for New Scientist. Many more here: www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/
May 26, 2024 at 8:37 AM
A recent cartoon for New Scientist. Many more here: www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/
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GPT-4o: boiling the world’s oceans just to build a computer that will laugh at Sam Altman’s jokes.
May 19, 2024 at 4:06 PM
GPT-4o: boiling the world’s oceans just to build a computer that will laugh at Sam Altman’s jokes.
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A friendly May Day reminder that cops aren’t workers and never have been. Their continued inclusion in our unions (and of police “unions” within the @aflcio.bsky.social) remains a stain on the entire labor movement. They’re just bosses with a license to kill www.teenvogue.com/story/what-t...
There’s No Room for Police Unions in the Labor Movement
No other union employees are allowed to kill other human beings.
www.teenvogue.com
May 1, 2024 at 6:49 PM
A friendly May Day reminder that cops aren’t workers and never have been. Their continued inclusion in our unions (and of police “unions” within the @aflcio.bsky.social) remains a stain on the entire labor movement. They’re just bosses with a license to kill www.teenvogue.com/story/what-t...