THE REPUBLICAN DALEK
@republicandalek.bsky.social
JURIS DALEK, BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF "SOCIALISM IS FOR CYBERMEN", STUCK ON PLANET OF PLAGUESPREADING BIPEDS. NEW PLATFORM WHO DIS?
@kjaycee.bsky.social HERE AT SAUCER WE ARE WATCHING SOME OF THE RIFFTRAX HORROR MOVIES THAT STACKED UP DURING #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN! LET'S SEE...
'MESA OF LOST WOMEN' IS A CLASSIC BAD SCI-FI FEVER DREAM. PLUS THE MAD SCIENTIST IS CLASSIC ADDAMS FAMILY TV'S FESTER!
#NOTTHATYOUCANTELL
'MESA OF LOST WOMEN' IS A CLASSIC BAD SCI-FI FEVER DREAM. PLUS THE MAD SCIENTIST IS CLASSIC ADDAMS FAMILY TV'S FESTER!
#NOTTHATYOUCANTELL
a bald man with a scarf around his neck is looking at the camera in a black and white photo
Alt: A GIF OF JACKIE COOGAN AS UNCLE FESTER IN THE TV SERIES OF THE ADDAMS FAMILY
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November 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
@kjaycee.bsky.social HERE AT SAUCER WE ARE WATCHING SOME OF THE RIFFTRAX HORROR MOVIES THAT STACKED UP DURING #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN! LET'S SEE...
'MESA OF LOST WOMEN' IS A CLASSIC BAD SCI-FI FEVER DREAM. PLUS THE MAD SCIENTIST IS CLASSIC ADDAMS FAMILY TV'S FESTER!
#NOTTHATYOUCANTELL
'MESA OF LOST WOMEN' IS A CLASSIC BAD SCI-FI FEVER DREAM. PLUS THE MAD SCIENTIST IS CLASSIC ADDAMS FAMILY TV'S FESTER!
#NOTTHATYOUCANTELL
HOORAY! A BRAND NEW BIRD FLU CROSSING OVER INTO HUMANS TO WORRY ABOUT!
'But Dalek', YOU SEEMED TO SAY, 'what about all the bird flu cases I heard about recently?" THOSE WERE H5N1, HUMAN. THIS IS H5N5! IT'S A WHOLE SEPARATE STRAIN!
AHH... RUNNING REAL RISK OF TWO NEW FLU PANDEMICS SIMULTANEOUSLY.
'But Dalek', YOU SEEMED TO SAY, 'what about all the bird flu cases I heard about recently?" THOSE WERE H5N1, HUMAN. THIS IS H5N5! IT'S A WHOLE SEPARATE STRAIN!
AHH... RUNNING REAL RISK OF TWO NEW FLU PANDEMICS SIMULTANEOUSLY.
UPDATE: Person infected with bird flu in Washington state has H5N5. It's the first time H5N5 has been found in a human
The person is an older adult with underlying health conditions and remains hospitalized.
The patient keeps a mixed backyard flock that had contact with wild birds.
The person is an older adult with underlying health conditions and remains hospitalized.
The patient keeps a mixed backyard flock that had contact with wild birds.
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
HOORAY! A BRAND NEW BIRD FLU CROSSING OVER INTO HUMANS TO WORRY ABOUT!
'But Dalek', YOU SEEMED TO SAY, 'what about all the bird flu cases I heard about recently?" THOSE WERE H5N1, HUMAN. THIS IS H5N5! IT'S A WHOLE SEPARATE STRAIN!
AHH... RUNNING REAL RISK OF TWO NEW FLU PANDEMICS SIMULTANEOUSLY.
'But Dalek', YOU SEEMED TO SAY, 'what about all the bird flu cases I heard about recently?" THOSE WERE H5N1, HUMAN. THIS IS H5N5! IT'S A WHOLE SEPARATE STRAIN!
AHH... RUNNING REAL RISK OF TWO NEW FLU PANDEMICS SIMULTANEOUSLY.
@kjaycee.bsky.social FINALLY HAD TIME TO COMPLETE THE FORMAL LIST FOR #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN FOR THE JUDGES! ANY INACCURACIES DUE TO AUTONS.
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
@kjaycee.bsky.social FINALLY HAD TIME TO COMPLETE THE FORMAL LIST FOR #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN FOR THE JUDGES! ANY INACCURACIES DUE TO AUTONS.
'WORLD KINDNESS DAY'? BAH! THE DALEK WILL BE EXTRA CRUEL TO OFFSET ANY INCIDENTAL EXTRA NICENESS.
#VILLAINSTANDARDS #VOTEDALEK2028
#VILLAINSTANDARDS #VOTEDALEK2028
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
'WORLD KINDNESS DAY'? BAH! THE DALEK WILL BE EXTRA CRUEL TO OFFSET ANY INCIDENTAL EXTRA NICENESS.
#VILLAINSTANDARDS #VOTEDALEK2028
#VILLAINSTANDARDS #VOTEDALEK2028
APROPOS OF NOTHING: IF ANYONE WAS TO LEAK THIS DALEK'S EMAILS, THAT LEAK WOULD ONLY REVEAL PERFECTLY WHOLESOME CONVERSATIONS WITH ARMS DEALERS, WARMONGERS, AND VARIOUS BRIBERY CONVERSATIONS FROM LARGE BUSINESS CONCERNS.
#VOTEDALEK2028
#VOTEDALEK2028
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
APROPOS OF NOTHING: IF ANYONE WAS TO LEAK THIS DALEK'S EMAILS, THAT LEAK WOULD ONLY REVEAL PERFECTLY WHOLESOME CONVERSATIONS WITH ARMS DEALERS, WARMONGERS, AND VARIOUS BRIBERY CONVERSATIONS FROM LARGE BUSINESS CONCERNS.
#VOTEDALEK2028
#VOTEDALEK2028
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Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreibvgcmgeluhegcun73wdfsve7nzg3djqxf5cnpxz6t54i7jsf5uby@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 AM
@kjaycee.bsky.social DO YOU WANT TO DO GIALLO NIGHT TONIGHT? HAVE NOT HEARD FROM YOU RECENTLY. IF NOT, THAT IS FINE! THERE ARE MATTERS AROUND THE SAUCER (VIOLENT REBELLION) THAT COULD USE MY ATTENTION ANYWAY!
OTOP IF YOU'RE AVAILABLE, THE REBELS CAN WAIT! JUST GOT TO LURE THEM INTO AN AIRLOCK...
OTOP IF YOU'RE AVAILABLE, THE REBELS CAN WAIT! JUST GOT TO LURE THEM INTO AN AIRLOCK...
November 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
@kjaycee.bsky.social DO YOU WANT TO DO GIALLO NIGHT TONIGHT? HAVE NOT HEARD FROM YOU RECENTLY. IF NOT, THAT IS FINE! THERE ARE MATTERS AROUND THE SAUCER (VIOLENT REBELLION) THAT COULD USE MY ATTENTION ANYWAY!
OTOP IF YOU'RE AVAILABLE, THE REBELS CAN WAIT! JUST GOT TO LURE THEM INTO AN AIRLOCK...
OTOP IF YOU'RE AVAILABLE, THE REBELS CAN WAIT! JUST GOT TO LURE THEM INTO AN AIRLOCK...
LOOK, HUMANS. YOU DO YOU, AT LEAST UNTIL OUR INVASION FLEET ARRIVES. BUT YOU *MIGHT* WANT TO RECONSIDER WHOLE 'AIR TRAVEL' THING IF THINGS ARE SO BAD AFTER 5 YEARS OF THE BRAIN-WASTING AIRBORNE PLAGUE THAT A NEAR MIDAIR COLLISION BARELY MAKES THE LOCAL NEWS ANYMORE: www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/n...
Evasive moves needed moments after 2 jets take off from LAX
American Airlines confirms the incident between one of its planes and an ITA plane at LAX last Friday.
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November 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
LOOK, HUMANS. YOU DO YOU, AT LEAST UNTIL OUR INVASION FLEET ARRIVES. BUT YOU *MIGHT* WANT TO RECONSIDER WHOLE 'AIR TRAVEL' THING IF THINGS ARE SO BAD AFTER 5 YEARS OF THE BRAIN-WASTING AIRBORNE PLAGUE THAT A NEAR MIDAIR COLLISION BARELY MAKES THE LOCAL NEWS ANYMORE: www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/n...
Alien: Earth's scene stealing sheep now has its own Funko POP!
The Creepy Sheep From ALIEN: EARTH Has a Gnarly Funko POP!
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November 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHAT THE 'OPPOSITION' PARTY INTENDED TO DO WITH THE... UGH.. VICTORY WAVE THEY RECEIVED LAST NIGHT? THE ANSWER APPEARS TO BE: SURRENDER TO THE LOSING SIDE.
IF DEMOCRATS DID NOT EXIST, I WOULD PROBABLY HAVE TO INVENT THEM!
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IF DEMOCRATS DID NOT EXIST, I WOULD PROBABLY HAVE TO INVENT THEM!
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Roughly a dozen Senate Democrats signal openness to deal to open government
Follow here for the latest updates on the government shutdown and its ongoing impacts.
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November 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHAT THE 'OPPOSITION' PARTY INTENDED TO DO WITH THE... UGH.. VICTORY WAVE THEY RECEIVED LAST NIGHT? THE ANSWER APPEARS TO BE: SURRENDER TO THE LOSING SIDE.
IF DEMOCRATS DID NOT EXIST, I WOULD PROBABLY HAVE TO INVENT THEM!
www.cnn.com/politics/liv...
IF DEMOCRATS DID NOT EXIST, I WOULD PROBABLY HAVE TO INVENT THEM!
www.cnn.com/politics/liv...
DREAD SPECTRE OF SOCIALISM HAS FALLEN OVER AMERICA'S FINANCIAL HEART.
LET ALL MY WALL STREET MINIONS OBSERVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE.
THEN GET BACK TO WORK LOOTING THE REAL ECONOMY, AS THE FREE MARKET DEMANDS!
LET ALL MY WALL STREET MINIONS OBSERVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE.
THEN GET BACK TO WORK LOOTING THE REAL ECONOMY, AS THE FREE MARKET DEMANDS!
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
DREAD SPECTRE OF SOCIALISM HAS FALLEN OVER AMERICA'S FINANCIAL HEART.
LET ALL MY WALL STREET MINIONS OBSERVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE.
THEN GET BACK TO WORK LOOTING THE REAL ECONOMY, AS THE FREE MARKET DEMANDS!
LET ALL MY WALL STREET MINIONS OBSERVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE.
THEN GET BACK TO WORK LOOTING THE REAL ECONOMY, AS THE FREE MARKET DEMANDS!
THAT IS PROBABLY GOING TO TAKE MORE THAN A FIVE YEAR PLAN...
Okay, but can Mamdani shore up the Mets’ rotation?
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
THAT IS PROBABLY GOING TO TAKE MORE THAN A FIVE YEAR PLAN...
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
@kjaycee.bsky.social PERHAPS IT IS A #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN HANGOVER, BUT WE'RE STILL ON A HORROR MOVIE KICK HERE AT THE SAUCER! TODAY WE'RE WATCHING 'THE SKULL', A CUSHING/LEE AMICUS MOVIE ABOUT HOW YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BUY THE STOLEN, GRAVEROBBED, AND APPARENTLY HAUNTED SKULL OF THE MARQUIS DE SADE
a close up of a man 's face with the words a bold claim below him
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with the words a bold claim below him
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November 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
@kjaycee.bsky.social PERHAPS IT IS A #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN HANGOVER, BUT WE'RE STILL ON A HORROR MOVIE KICK HERE AT THE SAUCER! TODAY WE'RE WATCHING 'THE SKULL', A CUSHING/LEE AMICUS MOVIE ABOUT HOW YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BUY THE STOLEN, GRAVEROBBED, AND APPARENTLY HAUNTED SKULL OF THE MARQUIS DE SADE
BROUGHT TO YOU BY POWER OF THE FREE MARKET: JEEP TO RECALL A BUNCH OF ITS VEHICLES WHICH MIGHT SPONTANEOUSLY BURST INTO FLAMES, AGAIN, BECAUSE A) FIRST RECALL THEY CHEAPED OUT & TRIED TO FIX WITH 'SOFTWARE', B) VEHICLES STILL BURST INTO FLAMES C) THEY MISSED SOME ANYWAY
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Jeep recalls 375,000 plug-in hybrids due to fire threat. Owners warned not to charge or park cars near structures | CNN Business
Stellantis said Tuesday it is recalling 375,000 plug-in hybrid Jeep Wrangler and Grand Cherokee SUVs worldwide over battery failure after 19 reports of fires, and urged owners to park outdoors until a...
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November 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
BROUGHT TO YOU BY POWER OF THE FREE MARKET: JEEP TO RECALL A BUNCH OF ITS VEHICLES WHICH MIGHT SPONTANEOUSLY BURST INTO FLAMES, AGAIN, BECAUSE A) FIRST RECALL THEY CHEAPED OUT & TRIED TO FIX WITH 'SOFTWARE', B) VEHICLES STILL BURST INTO FLAMES C) THEY MISSED SOME ANYWAY
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*WEARY DALEK SIGH*
YOU DID IT TO YOUR OWN SPAWN.
THE NEXT FEW GENERATIONS OF HUMAN ARE GOING TO BE... EVEN MORE DIFFICULT TO DEAL WITH.
YOU DID IT TO YOUR OWN SPAWN.
THE NEXT FEW GENERATIONS OF HUMAN ARE GOING TO BE... EVEN MORE DIFFICULT TO DEAL WITH.
"Children born to mothers who had COVID-19 while pregnant face an elevated risk of developmental disorders by age 3, including speech delays, autism, motor disorders, and other neurodevelopmental delays, according to new research by investigators at Mass General Brigham."
COVID-19 in pregnancy may raise autism and neurodevelopmental disorder risk
Children born to mothers who contracted COVID-19 during pregnancy face a 29% higher likelihood of developmental disorders by age three, including speech, motor, and autism-spectrum delays. The risk wa...
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November 4, 2025 at 7:03 AM
*WEARY DALEK SIGH*
YOU DID IT TO YOUR OWN SPAWN.
THE NEXT FEW GENERATIONS OF HUMAN ARE GOING TO BE... EVEN MORE DIFFICULT TO DEAL WITH.
YOU DID IT TO YOUR OWN SPAWN.
THE NEXT FEW GENERATIONS OF HUMAN ARE GOING TO BE... EVEN MORE DIFFICULT TO DEAL WITH.
EVERY MONTH THAT SCHOOL IS IN SESSION!
November 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
EVERY MONTH THAT SCHOOL IS IN SESSION!
UNFAIR TO CTHULHU, WHO NEVER CLAIMED TO CARE FOR ANY OF HIS MANY MINIONS AND CULTISTS!
Begging Donald Trump to save your life is as close to being a cultist to a Great Old One as you are likely to get outside a Call of Chtulhu session
Cancer metastasized to the bone is truly awful and I wouldn’t wish it even on a genuinely terrible and less than human person.
November 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
UNFAIR TO CTHULHU, WHO NEVER CLAIMED TO CARE FOR ANY OF HIS MANY MINIONS AND CULTISTS!
THE DALEK CONGRATULATES TEAM MONEY FOR WINNING THE WORLD SERIES, A RESULT TRULY BEFITTING AMERICA'S PASS TIME.
AS THE FREE MARKET (FUELED BY COUNTLESS TAXPAYER DOLLARS) DEMANDED!
GO TEAM MONEY!!
#WORLDSERIES
AS THE FREE MARKET (FUELED BY COUNTLESS TAXPAYER DOLLARS) DEMANDED!
GO TEAM MONEY!!
#WORLDSERIES
November 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
THE DALEK CONGRATULATES TEAM MONEY FOR WINNING THE WORLD SERIES, A RESULT TRULY BEFITTING AMERICA'S PASS TIME.
AS THE FREE MARKET (FUELED BY COUNTLESS TAXPAYER DOLLARS) DEMANDED!
GO TEAM MONEY!!
#WORLDSERIES
AS THE FREE MARKET (FUELED BY COUNTLESS TAXPAYER DOLLARS) DEMANDED!
GO TEAM MONEY!!
#WORLDSERIES
HERESY, SAYS THE DALEK FOND OF LANDFALL DECKS.
HERESY!
HERESY!
ban evolving wilds
November 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
HERESY, SAYS THE DALEK FOND OF LANDFALL DECKS.
HERESY!
HERESY!
Contemporary brutality is popular these days. I guess someone thought contemporary brutalism would go with it.
November 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
WHAT. THE. DAVROS.
IT LOOKS LIKE THE SETTING FOR AN ULTRA-LOW BUDGET SCI-FI MOVIE AFTER THE IRON CURTAIN FELL AND DIRECTORS FIGURED OUT THEY COULD SHOOT IN RUINS OF THE WARSAW PACT FOR 1/10TH OF THE USUAL BUDGET. (BEFORE BRIBES)
IT LOOKS LIKE THE SETTING FOR AN ULTRA-LOW BUDGET SCI-FI MOVIE AFTER THE IRON CURTAIN FELL AND DIRECTORS FIGURED OUT THEY COULD SHOOT IN RUINS OF THE WARSAW PACT FOR 1/10TH OF THE USUAL BUDGET. (BEFORE BRIBES)
November 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
WHAT. THE. DAVROS.
IT LOOKS LIKE THE SETTING FOR AN ULTRA-LOW BUDGET SCI-FI MOVIE AFTER THE IRON CURTAIN FELL AND DIRECTORS FIGURED OUT THEY COULD SHOOT IN RUINS OF THE WARSAW PACT FOR 1/10TH OF THE USUAL BUDGET. (BEFORE BRIBES)
IT LOOKS LIKE THE SETTING FOR AN ULTRA-LOW BUDGET SCI-FI MOVIE AFTER THE IRON CURTAIN FELL AND DIRECTORS FIGURED OUT THEY COULD SHOOT IN RUINS OF THE WARSAW PACT FOR 1/10TH OF THE USUAL BUDGET. (BEFORE BRIBES)
WE ARE STILL STAFFING AN OGRON DEATH ROW? IN *THIS* ECONOMY?! SEND HIM TO THE FRONT! ANY FRONT!
#DALEKECONOMICS
#DALEKECONOMICS
DAVROS has invited us Ogrons to a POSH LUNCH!
D: Would you care for some more cake, Gruntleigh?
Me: Well..maybe a SMALL SLICE please....
D: *chuckles* You don't have to be POLITE you know...
Me: Oh..ok, maybe a small slice, you STUPID GOGGLE-EYED GIT!
Me now on OGRON DEATH ROW.
AGAIN.
D: Would you care for some more cake, Gruntleigh?
Me: Well..maybe a SMALL SLICE please....
D: *chuckles* You don't have to be POLITE you know...
Me: Oh..ok, maybe a small slice, you STUPID GOGGLE-EYED GIT!
Me now on OGRON DEATH ROW.
AGAIN.
October 28, 2025 at 7:36 AM
WE ARE STILL STAFFING AN OGRON DEATH ROW? IN *THIS* ECONOMY?! SEND HIM TO THE FRONT! ANY FRONT!
#DALEKECONOMICS
#DALEKECONOMICS
ENORMOUS RISE IN RARE CANCERS USUALLY ONLY SEEN IN AIDS PATIENTS OR THE OTHERWISE SEVERELY IMMUNE-COMPROMISED?
JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE 'NEW NORMAL'!
JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE 'NEW NORMAL'!
1-3 This graph got my attention on another platform and I was certain I knew who compiled the data. If you are unfamiliar, this is normally associated with AIDS.
October 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
ENORMOUS RISE IN RARE CANCERS USUALLY ONLY SEEN IN AIDS PATIENTS OR THE OTHERWISE SEVERELY IMMUNE-COMPROMISED?
JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE 'NEW NORMAL'!
JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE 'NEW NORMAL'!
IT IS... ODD... HOW MUCH ENERGY HUMANS ARE WILLING TO PUT INTO VARIOUS PUBLIC PERFORMANCES AGAINST MY EX-AUTON CURRENTLY OCCUPYING REMAINING 2/3S OF THE WHITE HOUSE, BUT HOW THOSE SAME HUMANS ARE COMPLETELY, VIRULENTLY *UN*WILLING TO WEAR A RESPIRATOR DURING THE RAGING AIRBORNE PLAGUE.
a man with red curly hair and glasses is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
ALT: a man with red curly hair and glasses is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
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October 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
IT IS... ODD... HOW MUCH ENERGY HUMANS ARE WILLING TO PUT INTO VARIOUS PUBLIC PERFORMANCES AGAINST MY EX-AUTON CURRENTLY OCCUPYING REMAINING 2/3S OF THE WHITE HOUSE, BUT HOW THOSE SAME HUMANS ARE COMPLETELY, VIRULENTLY *UN*WILLING TO WEAR A RESPIRATOR DURING THE RAGING AIRBORNE PLAGUE.