Gruntleigh T Ogron
@gruntleigh.bsky.social
Ogron mercenary working for the Dalek Empire.
Daily silly tweets from humble dumb Ogron. 🐵
Daily silly tweets from humble dumb Ogron. 🐵
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Me decide to visit new CYBERLEADER PRISONER because him been a bit MOROSE.
Me try to CHEER him UP.
Offer him a NICE BUNCH of FLOWERS to smell.
NOTHING.
Suggest him look at SUNSET out of PRISON WINDOW.
NOTHING.
How about EAT this WELL PREPARED MEAL?
NOTHING.
Just get BLANK LOOK.😐
Me try to CHEER him UP.
Offer him a NICE BUNCH of FLOWERS to smell.
NOTHING.
Suggest him look at SUNSET out of PRISON WINDOW.
NOTHING.
How about EAT this WELL PREPARED MEAL?
NOTHING.
Just get BLANK LOOK.😐
Today is happiest day of my life, as me got a VALENTINE from LOVELY JO! 💖💖💖
UGGO was obviously JEALOUS as him was SNICKERING as him hand it to me.😠
(although it a bit strange that Uggo have BLACK INK all over his PAWS.
When does HIM ever write letters?)🤔
UGGO was obviously JEALOUS as him was SNICKERING as him hand it to me.😠
(although it a bit strange that Uggo have BLACK INK all over his PAWS.
When does HIM ever write letters?)🤔
February 14, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Today is happiest day of my life, as me got a VALENTINE from LOVELY JO! 💖💖💖
UGGO was obviously JEALOUS as him was SNICKERING as him hand it to me.😠
(although it a bit strange that Uggo have BLACK INK all over his PAWS.
When does HIM ever write letters?)🤔
UGGO was obviously JEALOUS as him was SNICKERING as him hand it to me.😠
(although it a bit strange that Uggo have BLACK INK all over his PAWS.
When does HIM ever write letters?)🤔
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From the Twitter archive: A lovely companion piece toilet roll holder.
February 10, 2026 at 9:05 AM
From the Twitter archive: A lovely companion piece toilet roll holder.
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Adric just said me look like CHEETAH from the old TARZAN movies, but from TEMU! 😒
What should me do to him? 🤔
What should me do to him? 🤔
February 13, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Adric just said me look like CHEETAH from the old TARZAN movies, but from TEMU! 😒
What should me do to him? 🤔
What should me do to him? 🤔
Adric just said me look like CHEETAH from the old TARZAN movies, but from TEMU! 😒
What should me do to him? 🤔
What should me do to him? 🤔
February 13, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Adric just said me look like CHEETAH from the old TARZAN movies, but from TEMU! 😒
What should me do to him? 🤔
What should me do to him? 🤔
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After getting a disastrous haircut, me end up looking HIDEOUS! 🙈
"Well", say ADRIC. "If it makes you feel any better, it's worse for US, as we're the ones who have to look at you all day...."
Aw. That DID make me feel better. 🤗
Adric ISN'T such a bad kid after all! 🥰
"Well", say ADRIC. "If it makes you feel any better, it's worse for US, as we're the ones who have to look at you all day...."
Aw. That DID make me feel better. 🤗
Adric ISN'T such a bad kid after all! 🥰
February 8, 2026 at 1:27 PM
After getting a disastrous haircut, me end up looking HIDEOUS! 🙈
"Well", say ADRIC. "If it makes you feel any better, it's worse for US, as we're the ones who have to look at you all day...."
Aw. That DID make me feel better. 🤗
Adric ISN'T such a bad kid after all! 🥰
"Well", say ADRIC. "If it makes you feel any better, it's worse for US, as we're the ones who have to look at you all day...."
Aw. That DID make me feel better. 🤗
Adric ISN'T such a bad kid after all! 🥰
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Everyone remembers that shock scene in "The SHINING but with MONKEYS" film when it was revealed what Gruntleigh Torrance had REALLY been typing for the last 2 weeks!
There was a huge silence in the cinema.
But mainly cos the Ogron audience not able to read what it say.🤷♂️
There was a huge silence in the cinema.
But mainly cos the Ogron audience not able to read what it say.🤷♂️
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Everyone remembers that shock scene in "The SHINING but with MONKEYS" film when it was revealed what Gruntleigh Torrance had REALLY been typing for the last 2 weeks!
There was a huge silence in the cinema.
But mainly cos the Ogron audience not able to read what it say.🤷♂️
There was a huge silence in the cinema.
But mainly cos the Ogron audience not able to read what it say.🤷♂️
Everyone remembers that shock scene in "The SHINING but with MONKEYS" film when it was revealed what Gruntleigh Torrance had REALLY been typing for the last 2 weeks!
There was a huge silence in the cinema.
But mainly cos the Ogron audience not able to read what it say.🤷♂️
There was a huge silence in the cinema.
But mainly cos the Ogron audience not able to read what it say.🤷♂️
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Everyone remembers that shock scene in "The SHINING but with MONKEYS" film when it was revealed what Gruntleigh Torrance had REALLY been typing for the last 2 weeks!
There was a huge silence in the cinema.
But mainly cos the Ogron audience not able to read what it say.🤷♂️
There was a huge silence in the cinema.
But mainly cos the Ogron audience not able to read what it say.🤷♂️
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Don't stop there!
February 7, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Don't stop there!
After getting a disastrous haircut, me end up looking HIDEOUS! 🙈
"Well", say ADRIC. "If it makes you feel any better, it's worse for US, as we're the ones who have to look at you all day...."
Aw. That DID make me feel better. 🤗
Adric ISN'T such a bad kid after all! 🥰
"Well", say ADRIC. "If it makes you feel any better, it's worse for US, as we're the ones who have to look at you all day...."
Aw. That DID make me feel better. 🤗
Adric ISN'T such a bad kid after all! 🥰
February 8, 2026 at 1:27 PM
After getting a disastrous haircut, me end up looking HIDEOUS! 🙈
"Well", say ADRIC. "If it makes you feel any better, it's worse for US, as we're the ones who have to look at you all day...."
Aw. That DID make me feel better. 🤗
Adric ISN'T such a bad kid after all! 🥰
"Well", say ADRIC. "If it makes you feel any better, it's worse for US, as we're the ones who have to look at you all day...."
Aw. That DID make me feel better. 🤗
Adric ISN'T such a bad kid after all! 🥰
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DAVROS: Gruntleigh, how is the renovation going of the State Room guest bathroom? Your budget has SKYROCKETED, but I trust you are importing the best TUSCAN MARBLE and ITALIAN PORCELAIN...?
ME: Yes ofcourse! You won't believe how CLASSY it going to look! 👑
ME: Yes ofcourse! You won't believe how CLASSY it going to look! 👑
February 6, 2026 at 7:34 AM
DAVROS: Gruntleigh, how is the renovation going of the State Room guest bathroom? Your budget has SKYROCKETED, but I trust you are importing the best TUSCAN MARBLE and ITALIAN PORCELAIN...?
ME: Yes ofcourse! You won't believe how CLASSY it going to look! 👑
ME: Yes ofcourse! You won't believe how CLASSY it going to look! 👑
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Definite progress this week on the long-awaited sequel to THE COMPLICATIONS OF CHAOS…
(Well, I say “long-awaited” but I can’t now remember whether anyone who bought it actually read it and said that they liked it… I’m almost certain someone did, however, so I’m working on another one anyway 😂)
(Well, I say “long-awaited” but I can’t now remember whether anyone who bought it actually read it and said that they liked it… I’m almost certain someone did, however, so I’m working on another one anyway 😂)
February 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Definite progress this week on the long-awaited sequel to THE COMPLICATIONS OF CHAOS…
(Well, I say “long-awaited” but I can’t now remember whether anyone who bought it actually read it and said that they liked it… I’m almost certain someone did, however, so I’m working on another one anyway 😂)
(Well, I say “long-awaited” but I can’t now remember whether anyone who bought it actually read it and said that they liked it… I’m almost certain someone did, however, so I’m working on another one anyway 😂)
DAVROS: Gruntleigh, how is the renovation going of the State Room guest bathroom? Your budget has SKYROCKETED, but I trust you are importing the best TUSCAN MARBLE and ITALIAN PORCELAIN...?
ME: Yes ofcourse! You won't believe how CLASSY it going to look! 👑
ME: Yes ofcourse! You won't believe how CLASSY it going to look! 👑
February 6, 2026 at 7:34 AM
DAVROS: Gruntleigh, how is the renovation going of the State Room guest bathroom? Your budget has SKYROCKETED, but I trust you are importing the best TUSCAN MARBLE and ITALIAN PORCELAIN...?
ME: Yes ofcourse! You won't believe how CLASSY it going to look! 👑
ME: Yes ofcourse! You won't believe how CLASSY it going to look! 👑
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It Award Red Carpet time again and Davros is the centre of attention!
Reporter: You're looking stunning Davros, who are you wearing?
Davros: Nèville...
R: Oh, a new French designer?
D: No I'm literally wearing Ogron Neville. I had him skinned. He's fine ofcourse.
Just skinned.
Reporter: You're looking stunning Davros, who are you wearing?
Davros: Nèville...
R: Oh, a new French designer?
D: No I'm literally wearing Ogron Neville. I had him skinned. He's fine ofcourse.
Just skinned.
February 5, 2026 at 7:29 AM
It Award Red Carpet time again and Davros is the centre of attention!
Reporter: You're looking stunning Davros, who are you wearing?
Davros: Nèville...
R: Oh, a new French designer?
D: No I'm literally wearing Ogron Neville. I had him skinned. He's fine ofcourse.
Just skinned.
Reporter: You're looking stunning Davros, who are you wearing?
Davros: Nèville...
R: Oh, a new French designer?
D: No I'm literally wearing Ogron Neville. I had him skinned. He's fine ofcourse.
Just skinned.
It Award Red Carpet time again and Davros is the centre of attention!
Reporter: You're looking stunning Davros, who are you wearing?
Davros: Nèville...
R: Oh, a new French designer?
D: No I'm literally wearing Ogron Neville. I had him skinned. He's fine ofcourse.
Just skinned.
Reporter: You're looking stunning Davros, who are you wearing?
Davros: Nèville...
R: Oh, a new French designer?
D: No I'm literally wearing Ogron Neville. I had him skinned. He's fine ofcourse.
Just skinned.
February 5, 2026 at 7:29 AM
It Award Red Carpet time again and Davros is the centre of attention!
Reporter: You're looking stunning Davros, who are you wearing?
Davros: Nèville...
R: Oh, a new French designer?
D: No I'm literally wearing Ogron Neville. I had him skinned. He's fine ofcourse.
Just skinned.
Reporter: You're looking stunning Davros, who are you wearing?
Davros: Nèville...
R: Oh, a new French designer?
D: No I'm literally wearing Ogron Neville. I had him skinned. He's fine ofcourse.
Just skinned.
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Davros has just called me in a panic!
"Gruntleigh there's a HUGE INSECT attacking my VIDEO DOORBELL! Help!!!"
"Ha, ha Davros it just a tiny bug VERY CLOSE to the lens!" me reply.
But when me get there it actually IS a six ft long monster!
Something had escaped from his lab!😬
"Gruntleigh there's a HUGE INSECT attacking my VIDEO DOORBELL! Help!!!"
"Ha, ha Davros it just a tiny bug VERY CLOSE to the lens!" me reply.
But when me get there it actually IS a six ft long monster!
Something had escaped from his lab!😬
February 4, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Davros has just called me in a panic!
"Gruntleigh there's a HUGE INSECT attacking my VIDEO DOORBELL! Help!!!"
"Ha, ha Davros it just a tiny bug VERY CLOSE to the lens!" me reply.
But when me get there it actually IS a six ft long monster!
Something had escaped from his lab!😬
"Gruntleigh there's a HUGE INSECT attacking my VIDEO DOORBELL! Help!!!"
"Ha, ha Davros it just a tiny bug VERY CLOSE to the lens!" me reply.
But when me get there it actually IS a six ft long monster!
Something had escaped from his lab!😬
Davros has just called me in a panic!
"Gruntleigh there's a HUGE INSECT attacking my VIDEO DOORBELL! Help!!!"
"Ha, ha Davros it just a tiny bug VERY CLOSE to the lens!" me reply.
But when me get there it actually IS a six ft long monster!
Something had escaped from his lab!😬
"Gruntleigh there's a HUGE INSECT attacking my VIDEO DOORBELL! Help!!!"
"Ha, ha Davros it just a tiny bug VERY CLOSE to the lens!" me reply.
But when me get there it actually IS a six ft long monster!
Something had escaped from his lab!😬
February 4, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Davros has just called me in a panic!
"Gruntleigh there's a HUGE INSECT attacking my VIDEO DOORBELL! Help!!!"
"Ha, ha Davros it just a tiny bug VERY CLOSE to the lens!" me reply.
But when me get there it actually IS a six ft long monster!
Something had escaped from his lab!😬
"Gruntleigh there's a HUGE INSECT attacking my VIDEO DOORBELL! Help!!!"
"Ha, ha Davros it just a tiny bug VERY CLOSE to the lens!" me reply.
But when me get there it actually IS a six ft long monster!
Something had escaped from his lab!😬
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You always supposed to go to the Doctor if you find a LUMP!
But when me visit mine, him chuck me out!
"That's not a lump next to your buttock, that's your other buttock!!" him rant.
How was ME supposed to know you have TWO!?
Why it called a bum not BUMS!? 😒🍑
But when me visit mine, him chuck me out!
"That's not a lump next to your buttock, that's your other buttock!!" him rant.
How was ME supposed to know you have TWO!?
Why it called a bum not BUMS!? 😒🍑
February 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
You always supposed to go to the Doctor if you find a LUMP!
But when me visit mine, him chuck me out!
"That's not a lump next to your buttock, that's your other buttock!!" him rant.
How was ME supposed to know you have TWO!?
Why it called a bum not BUMS!? 😒🍑
But when me visit mine, him chuck me out!
"That's not a lump next to your buttock, that's your other buttock!!" him rant.
How was ME supposed to know you have TWO!?
Why it called a bum not BUMS!? 😒🍑
You always supposed to go to the Doctor if you find a LUMP!
But when me visit mine, him chuck me out!
"That's not a lump next to your buttock, that's your other buttock!!" him rant.
How was ME supposed to know you have TWO!?
Why it called a bum not BUMS!? 😒🍑
But when me visit mine, him chuck me out!
"That's not a lump next to your buttock, that's your other buttock!!" him rant.
How was ME supposed to know you have TWO!?
Why it called a bum not BUMS!? 😒🍑
February 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
You always supposed to go to the Doctor if you find a LUMP!
But when me visit mine, him chuck me out!
"That's not a lump next to your buttock, that's your other buttock!!" him rant.
How was ME supposed to know you have TWO!?
Why it called a bum not BUMS!? 😒🍑
But when me visit mine, him chuck me out!
"That's not a lump next to your buttock, that's your other buttock!!" him rant.
How was ME supposed to know you have TWO!?
Why it called a bum not BUMS!? 😒🍑
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Davros has sadly DIED and is having a Viking pyre style funeral! 🔥
But then Uggo suddenly remember him simply FORGOT to switch Davros' life support on this morning!
"You could have waited untill AFTER you dragged me out of the fire BEFORE switching me back on!!!" sobs Davros.
But then Uggo suddenly remember him simply FORGOT to switch Davros' life support on this morning!
"You could have waited untill AFTER you dragged me out of the fire BEFORE switching me back on!!!" sobs Davros.
January 31, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Davros has sadly DIED and is having a Viking pyre style funeral! 🔥
But then Uggo suddenly remember him simply FORGOT to switch Davros' life support on this morning!
"You could have waited untill AFTER you dragged me out of the fire BEFORE switching me back on!!!" sobs Davros.
But then Uggo suddenly remember him simply FORGOT to switch Davros' life support on this morning!
"You could have waited untill AFTER you dragged me out of the fire BEFORE switching me back on!!!" sobs Davros.
Davros has sadly DIED and is having a Viking pyre style funeral! 🔥
But then Uggo suddenly remember him simply FORGOT to switch Davros' life support on this morning!
"You could have waited untill AFTER you dragged me out of the fire BEFORE switching me back on!!!" sobs Davros.
But then Uggo suddenly remember him simply FORGOT to switch Davros' life support on this morning!
"You could have waited untill AFTER you dragged me out of the fire BEFORE switching me back on!!!" sobs Davros.
January 31, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Davros has sadly DIED and is having a Viking pyre style funeral! 🔥
But then Uggo suddenly remember him simply FORGOT to switch Davros' life support on this morning!
"You could have waited untill AFTER you dragged me out of the fire BEFORE switching me back on!!!" sobs Davros.
But then Uggo suddenly remember him simply FORGOT to switch Davros' life support on this morning!
"You could have waited untill AFTER you dragged me out of the fire BEFORE switching me back on!!!" sobs Davros.
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Today me was thrown out of the Ogron Municipal Baths, just for PEEING in the water! 💦
What was worse is that when lifeguard Nyder caught me and blew his whistle, me nearly fell in the pool! 😬
What was worse is that when lifeguard Nyder caught me and blew his whistle, me nearly fell in the pool! 😬
January 30, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Today me was thrown out of the Ogron Municipal Baths, just for PEEING in the water! 💦
What was worse is that when lifeguard Nyder caught me and blew his whistle, me nearly fell in the pool! 😬
What was worse is that when lifeguard Nyder caught me and blew his whistle, me nearly fell in the pool! 😬
Today me was thrown out of the Ogron Municipal Baths, just for PEEING in the water! 💦
What was worse is that when lifeguard Nyder caught me and blew his whistle, me nearly fell in the pool! 😬
What was worse is that when lifeguard Nyder caught me and blew his whistle, me nearly fell in the pool! 😬
January 30, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Today me was thrown out of the Ogron Municipal Baths, just for PEEING in the water! 💦
What was worse is that when lifeguard Nyder caught me and blew his whistle, me nearly fell in the pool! 😬
What was worse is that when lifeguard Nyder caught me and blew his whistle, me nearly fell in the pool! 😬
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Me have just found DAVROS in his office, teary and emotional!
"Gruntleigh, it's NYDER.. I... I think he's been seeing other despots behind my back..."
"Oh, you probably just imagining it Davros...."
AT THAT MOMENT NYDER WALKS PAST WITH MAVIC CHEN.
THEY ARE LAUGHING. 😬
"Gruntleigh, it's NYDER.. I... I think he's been seeing other despots behind my back..."
"Oh, you probably just imagining it Davros...."
AT THAT MOMENT NYDER WALKS PAST WITH MAVIC CHEN.
THEY ARE LAUGHING. 😬
January 29, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Me have just found DAVROS in his office, teary and emotional!
"Gruntleigh, it's NYDER.. I... I think he's been seeing other despots behind my back..."
"Oh, you probably just imagining it Davros...."
AT THAT MOMENT NYDER WALKS PAST WITH MAVIC CHEN.
THEY ARE LAUGHING. 😬
"Gruntleigh, it's NYDER.. I... I think he's been seeing other despots behind my back..."
"Oh, you probably just imagining it Davros...."
AT THAT MOMENT NYDER WALKS PAST WITH MAVIC CHEN.
THEY ARE LAUGHING. 😬
Me have just found DAVROS in his office, teary and emotional!
"Gruntleigh, it's NYDER.. I... I think he's been seeing other despots behind my back..."
"Oh, you probably just imagining it Davros...."
AT THAT MOMENT NYDER WALKS PAST WITH MAVIC CHEN.
THEY ARE LAUGHING. 😬
"Gruntleigh, it's NYDER.. I... I think he's been seeing other despots behind my back..."
"Oh, you probably just imagining it Davros...."
AT THAT MOMENT NYDER WALKS PAST WITH MAVIC CHEN.
THEY ARE LAUGHING. 😬
January 29, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Me have just found DAVROS in his office, teary and emotional!
"Gruntleigh, it's NYDER.. I... I think he's been seeing other despots behind my back..."
"Oh, you probably just imagining it Davros...."
AT THAT MOMENT NYDER WALKS PAST WITH MAVIC CHEN.
THEY ARE LAUGHING. 😬
"Gruntleigh, it's NYDER.. I... I think he's been seeing other despots behind my back..."
"Oh, you probably just imagining it Davros...."
AT THAT MOMENT NYDER WALKS PAST WITH MAVIC CHEN.
THEY ARE LAUGHING. 😬
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So, it turns out Ogrons have been nicking Davros' PHONE and using his bank account to buy BANANAS! 🍌🍌🍌
"But it can only be unlocked using my FACE!?" says Davros.
"Erm...they been tricking it with a very wrinkly PRUNE..." me confess.
SO THAT ME IN PRISON AGAIN FOR NO REASON.😬
"But it can only be unlocked using my FACE!?" says Davros.
"Erm...they been tricking it with a very wrinkly PRUNE..." me confess.
SO THAT ME IN PRISON AGAIN FOR NO REASON.😬
January 27, 2026 at 10:01 PM
So, it turns out Ogrons have been nicking Davros' PHONE and using his bank account to buy BANANAS! 🍌🍌🍌
"But it can only be unlocked using my FACE!?" says Davros.
"Erm...they been tricking it with a very wrinkly PRUNE..." me confess.
SO THAT ME IN PRISON AGAIN FOR NO REASON.😬
"But it can only be unlocked using my FACE!?" says Davros.
"Erm...they been tricking it with a very wrinkly PRUNE..." me confess.
SO THAT ME IN PRISON AGAIN FOR NO REASON.😬