Gruntleigh T Ogron
@gruntleigh.bsky.social
Ogron mercenary working for the Dalek Empire.
Daily silly tweets from humble dumb Ogron. 🐵
Daily silly tweets from humble dumb Ogron. 🐵
"New discovery reveals chimpanzees in Uganda use flying supermarket trolleys to visit Banana Supermarkets."
GREAT NEWS! 🐵🍌🍌🍌🍌
GREAT NEWS! 🐵🍌🍌🍌🍌
October 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
"New discovery reveals chimpanzees in Uganda use flying supermarket trolleys to visit Banana Supermarkets."
GREAT NEWS! 🐵🍌🍌🍌🍌
GREAT NEWS! 🐵🍌🍌🍌🍌
DAVROS has invited us Ogrons to a POSH LUNCH!
D: Would you care for some more cake, Gruntleigh?
Me: Well..maybe a SMALL SLICE please....
D: *chuckles* You don't have to be POLITE you know...
Me: Oh..ok, maybe a small slice, you STUPID GOGGLE-EYED GIT!
Me now on OGRON DEATH ROW.
AGAIN.
D: Would you care for some more cake, Gruntleigh?
Me: Well..maybe a SMALL SLICE please....
D: *chuckles* You don't have to be POLITE you know...
Me: Oh..ok, maybe a small slice, you STUPID GOGGLE-EYED GIT!
Me now on OGRON DEATH ROW.
AGAIN.
October 28, 2025 at 7:33 AM
DAVROS has invited us Ogrons to a POSH LUNCH!
D: Would you care for some more cake, Gruntleigh?
Me: Well..maybe a SMALL SLICE please....
D: *chuckles* You don't have to be POLITE you know...
Me: Oh..ok, maybe a small slice, you STUPID GOGGLE-EYED GIT!
Me now on OGRON DEATH ROW.
AGAIN.
D: Would you care for some more cake, Gruntleigh?
Me: Well..maybe a SMALL SLICE please....
D: *chuckles* You don't have to be POLITE you know...
Me: Oh..ok, maybe a small slice, you STUPID GOGGLE-EYED GIT!
Me now on OGRON DEATH ROW.
AGAIN.
KNOCK KNOCK!
WHO THERE?
ME DUNNUP...
ME DUNNUP WHO?
Pretty hilarious joke right?😹
Well, apparently NOT when me told it at the DRACONIAN PRINCE'S DIPLOMATIC LUNCHEON just now to lighten the mood. 🙈
#PrisonTime
WHO THERE?
ME DUNNUP...
ME DUNNUP WHO?
Pretty hilarious joke right?😹
Well, apparently NOT when me told it at the DRACONIAN PRINCE'S DIPLOMATIC LUNCHEON just now to lighten the mood. 🙈
#PrisonTime
October 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
KNOCK KNOCK!
WHO THERE?
ME DUNNUP...
ME DUNNUP WHO?
Pretty hilarious joke right?😹
Well, apparently NOT when me told it at the DRACONIAN PRINCE'S DIPLOMATIC LUNCHEON just now to lighten the mood. 🙈
#PrisonTime
WHO THERE?
ME DUNNUP...
ME DUNNUP WHO?
Pretty hilarious joke right?😹
Well, apparently NOT when me told it at the DRACONIAN PRINCE'S DIPLOMATIC LUNCHEON just now to lighten the mood. 🙈
#PrisonTime
100s of people have been DM-ing to ask if this is ME starring in THE FORSYTES?
Maybe they just spelt my name wrong in the credits?
Well, despite the ginger hair and noble brow, it actually just a wannabe LOOKALIKE! 🤷♂️
Maybe they just spelt my name wrong in the credits?
Well, despite the ginger hair and noble brow, it actually just a wannabe LOOKALIKE! 🤷♂️
October 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
100s of people have been DM-ing to ask if this is ME starring in THE FORSYTES?
Maybe they just spelt my name wrong in the credits?
Well, despite the ginger hair and noble brow, it actually just a wannabe LOOKALIKE! 🤷♂️
Maybe they just spelt my name wrong in the credits?
Well, despite the ginger hair and noble brow, it actually just a wannabe LOOKALIKE! 🤷♂️
UGGO has been going on for weeks now about getting "name checked" by Lovely Nadja on the telly recently.
It probably not the win him think it is. 🙄
It probably not the win him think it is. 🙄
October 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
UGGO has been going on for weeks now about getting "name checked" by Lovely Nadja on the telly recently.
It probably not the win him think it is. 🙄
It probably not the win him think it is. 🙄
After being given a ring light for his birthday, DAVROS is trying his hand at Social Media.
"I'll post this and read the kind comments people post to cheer myself up!" him say.
IT....... NOT END WELL.😬
"I'll post this and read the kind comments people post to cheer myself up!" him say.
IT....... NOT END WELL.😬
October 20, 2025 at 7:26 AM
After being given a ring light for his birthday, DAVROS is trying his hand at Social Media.
"I'll post this and read the kind comments people post to cheer myself up!" him say.
IT....... NOT END WELL.😬
"I'll post this and read the kind comments people post to cheer myself up!" him say.
IT....... NOT END WELL.😬
The OGRON SQUAD is planning to go and DUFF UP some THALS, but just before we go, NYDER turns up with his CLIPBOARD.😡
Him insist we follow his new HEALTH, HYGIENE & SAFETY RULES!
But it hard to SCARE stupid THALS when you wearing a BLUE NYLON TABARD and matching HAIRNETS. 🙈
Him insist we follow his new HEALTH, HYGIENE & SAFETY RULES!
But it hard to SCARE stupid THALS when you wearing a BLUE NYLON TABARD and matching HAIRNETS. 🙈
October 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM
The OGRON SQUAD is planning to go and DUFF UP some THALS, but just before we go, NYDER turns up with his CLIPBOARD.😡
Him insist we follow his new HEALTH, HYGIENE & SAFETY RULES!
But it hard to SCARE stupid THALS when you wearing a BLUE NYLON TABARD and matching HAIRNETS. 🙈
Him insist we follow his new HEALTH, HYGIENE & SAFETY RULES!
But it hard to SCARE stupid THALS when you wearing a BLUE NYLON TABARD and matching HAIRNETS. 🙈
When ENGINEER OGRON AL designed a new Battle Cruiser, Daleks complained that the buttons were too FIDDLY so him redesigned them:
Apparently them STILL TOO TINY!
After another 35 ATTEMPTS him eventually have a BREAK DOWN!
"STILL TOO SMALL?!?" Him SCREAM as him is DRAGGED away.🤯
Apparently them STILL TOO TINY!
After another 35 ATTEMPTS him eventually have a BREAK DOWN!
"STILL TOO SMALL?!?" Him SCREAM as him is DRAGGED away.🤯
October 11, 2025 at 6:38 AM
When ENGINEER OGRON AL designed a new Battle Cruiser, Daleks complained that the buttons were too FIDDLY so him redesigned them:
Apparently them STILL TOO TINY!
After another 35 ATTEMPTS him eventually have a BREAK DOWN!
"STILL TOO SMALL?!?" Him SCREAM as him is DRAGGED away.🤯
Apparently them STILL TOO TINY!
After another 35 ATTEMPTS him eventually have a BREAK DOWN!
"STILL TOO SMALL?!?" Him SCREAM as him is DRAGGED away.🤯
No, not OGRONS, silly!
(me didn't read the article, but probably ALZARIANS)🤷♂️
(me didn't read the article, but probably ALZARIANS)🤷♂️
October 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
No, not OGRONS, silly!
(me didn't read the article, but probably ALZARIANS)🤷♂️
(me didn't read the article, but probably ALZARIANS)🤷♂️
Me is chatting to a visiting PIG SLAVE:
PS:...and so I'm afraid I've put on a bit of weight...
Me: Got a bit PORKY..?
P.S: Yes, I got a bit p-
wait WHAT!? How very INAPPROPRIATE!!🐷
Me: Oh, quit your yap! You not a DIPLOMAT or anything! You probably be on a BBQ come Saturday..😹
PS:...and so I'm afraid I've put on a bit of weight...
Me: Got a bit PORKY..?
P.S: Yes, I got a bit p-
wait WHAT!? How very INAPPROPRIATE!!🐷
Me: Oh, quit your yap! You not a DIPLOMAT or anything! You probably be on a BBQ come Saturday..😹
October 7, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Me is chatting to a visiting PIG SLAVE:
PS:...and so I'm afraid I've put on a bit of weight...
Me: Got a bit PORKY..?
P.S: Yes, I got a bit p-
wait WHAT!? How very INAPPROPRIATE!!🐷
Me: Oh, quit your yap! You not a DIPLOMAT or anything! You probably be on a BBQ come Saturday..😹
PS:...and so I'm afraid I've put on a bit of weight...
Me: Got a bit PORKY..?
P.S: Yes, I got a bit p-
wait WHAT!? How very INAPPROPRIATE!!🐷
Me: Oh, quit your yap! You not a DIPLOMAT or anything! You probably be on a BBQ come Saturday..😹
Us Ogrons are all very excited because one of the early Doctor Who's is visiting!
Will it be grumpy FIRST DOCTOR....or even moth-eaten SECOND DOCTOR....?
No. It one of the BORING and not very famous TIMELESS CHILDREN ones. 🙄
Him just keep moaning about wanting an ICE CREAM. 😴
Will it be grumpy FIRST DOCTOR....or even moth-eaten SECOND DOCTOR....?
No. It one of the BORING and not very famous TIMELESS CHILDREN ones. 🙄
Him just keep moaning about wanting an ICE CREAM. 😴
October 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Us Ogrons are all very excited because one of the early Doctor Who's is visiting!
Will it be grumpy FIRST DOCTOR....or even moth-eaten SECOND DOCTOR....?
No. It one of the BORING and not very famous TIMELESS CHILDREN ones. 🙄
Him just keep moaning about wanting an ICE CREAM. 😴
Will it be grumpy FIRST DOCTOR....or even moth-eaten SECOND DOCTOR....?
No. It one of the BORING and not very famous TIMELESS CHILDREN ones. 🙄
Him just keep moaning about wanting an ICE CREAM. 😴
......and A.I. surpassed OGRON intelligence in.........
*checks notes*
...........1991. 😁🤷♂️
*checks notes*
...........1991. 😁🤷♂️
October 2, 2025 at 11:16 AM
......and A.I. surpassed OGRON intelligence in.........
*checks notes*
...........1991. 😁🤷♂️
*checks notes*
...........1991. 😁🤷♂️
THIRD DOCTOR is doing one of his boring 'moments of charm' speeches.... 😴
".....'Yes, and that was the daisiest daisy I'd ever seen....' isn't that LOVELY, Jo..?
JO: No, you just used ChatGPT to write it!
Dr: Erm....no I didn't.....
JO: Yes you DID, I saw you looking at your phone!
".....'Yes, and that was the daisiest daisy I'd ever seen....' isn't that LOVELY, Jo..?
JO: No, you just used ChatGPT to write it!
Dr: Erm....no I didn't.....
JO: Yes you DID, I saw you looking at your phone!
October 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
THIRD DOCTOR is doing one of his boring 'moments of charm' speeches.... 😴
".....'Yes, and that was the daisiest daisy I'd ever seen....' isn't that LOVELY, Jo..?
JO: No, you just used ChatGPT to write it!
Dr: Erm....no I didn't.....
JO: Yes you DID, I saw you looking at your phone!
".....'Yes, and that was the daisiest daisy I'd ever seen....' isn't that LOVELY, Jo..?
JO: No, you just used ChatGPT to write it!
Dr: Erm....no I didn't.....
JO: Yes you DID, I saw you looking at your phone!
The MASTER has turned up to my Beauty Emporium.
"I'd like a little touch up. Something to make me look a bit fresher. I can't be bothered to do a regeneration!"
"What about a glycolic acid skin peel?" me suggest.
Unfortunately me accidentally use SULPHURIC acid!😱
SADLY:
"I'd like a little touch up. Something to make me look a bit fresher. I can't be bothered to do a regeneration!"
"What about a glycolic acid skin peel?" me suggest.
Unfortunately me accidentally use SULPHURIC acid!😱
SADLY:
September 30, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The MASTER has turned up to my Beauty Emporium.
"I'd like a little touch up. Something to make me look a bit fresher. I can't be bothered to do a regeneration!"
"What about a glycolic acid skin peel?" me suggest.
Unfortunately me accidentally use SULPHURIC acid!😱
SADLY:
"I'd like a little touch up. Something to make me look a bit fresher. I can't be bothered to do a regeneration!"
"What about a glycolic acid skin peel?" me suggest.
Unfortunately me accidentally use SULPHURIC acid!😱
SADLY:
ME IS ON DAVROS' SHUTTLE:
Me: ...and if me go in the Pod Bay you won't eject me into space for a joke, will you..?
Davros: Ofcourse not! CROSS my HEART!
Me: Ha ha! Cross your WHAT!?😹
D: My h- oh ha ha! I see what you mean!
WE BOTH LAUGH.
DAVROS EJECTS ME INTO SPACE FOR A JOKE.
Me: ...and if me go in the Pod Bay you won't eject me into space for a joke, will you..?
Davros: Ofcourse not! CROSS my HEART!
Me: Ha ha! Cross your WHAT!?😹
D: My h- oh ha ha! I see what you mean!
WE BOTH LAUGH.
DAVROS EJECTS ME INTO SPACE FOR A JOKE.
September 28, 2025 at 7:02 AM
ME IS ON DAVROS' SHUTTLE:
Me: ...and if me go in the Pod Bay you won't eject me into space for a joke, will you..?
Davros: Ofcourse not! CROSS my HEART!
Me: Ha ha! Cross your WHAT!?😹
D: My h- oh ha ha! I see what you mean!
WE BOTH LAUGH.
DAVROS EJECTS ME INTO SPACE FOR A JOKE.
Me: ...and if me go in the Pod Bay you won't eject me into space for a joke, will you..?
Davros: Ofcourse not! CROSS my HEART!
Me: Ha ha! Cross your WHAT!?😹
D: My h- oh ha ha! I see what you mean!
WE BOTH LAUGH.
DAVROS EJECTS ME INTO SPACE FOR A JOKE.
DAVROS have been taking a lot of COMMERCIAL SPACE TRIPS recently & him need someone with him to cut his food up.
He tells the Airlines that me is his EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL so him don't have to pay my airfare!
Unfortunately it mean me have to sit on his knee the whole flight!🙈
He tells the Airlines that me is his EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL so him don't have to pay my airfare!
Unfortunately it mean me have to sit on his knee the whole flight!🙈
September 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
DAVROS have been taking a lot of COMMERCIAL SPACE TRIPS recently & him need someone with him to cut his food up.
He tells the Airlines that me is his EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL so him don't have to pay my airfare!
Unfortunately it mean me have to sit on his knee the whole flight!🙈
He tells the Airlines that me is his EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL so him don't have to pay my airfare!
Unfortunately it mean me have to sit on his knee the whole flight!🙈
Well, him did originally try this design, but it not really catch on.🤷♂️
September 20, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Well, him did originally try this design, but it not really catch on.🤷♂️
DAVROS is about to go into a high powered meeting of DELEGATES.
"Gruntleigh, remember - if I use the codeword 'Niagara', get me out of there IMMEDIATELY!" him says.
So, what could trigger this..?
Nuclear threat?
Diplomatic emergency...?
NO! IT COS HIM NEED THE LOO!😹
💦🚽💦🚽💦🚽💦🚽💦🚽
"Gruntleigh, remember - if I use the codeword 'Niagara', get me out of there IMMEDIATELY!" him says.
So, what could trigger this..?
Nuclear threat?
Diplomatic emergency...?
NO! IT COS HIM NEED THE LOO!😹
💦🚽💦🚽💦🚽💦🚽💦🚽
September 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
DAVROS is about to go into a high powered meeting of DELEGATES.
"Gruntleigh, remember - if I use the codeword 'Niagara', get me out of there IMMEDIATELY!" him says.
So, what could trigger this..?
Nuclear threat?
Diplomatic emergency...?
NO! IT COS HIM NEED THE LOO!😹
💦🚽💦🚽💦🚽💦🚽💦🚽
"Gruntleigh, remember - if I use the codeword 'Niagara', get me out of there IMMEDIATELY!" him says.
So, what could trigger this..?
Nuclear threat?
Diplomatic emergency...?
NO! IT COS HIM NEED THE LOO!😹
💦🚽💦🚽💦🚽💦🚽💦🚽
Chimps chimping.....🐵
September 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Chimps chimping.....🐵
THIRD DOCTOR: "Gruntleigh, I've decided YOU'RE to be my new ASSISTANT!
Because I'm Doctor Who and I never carry weapons, I always get my companions (Leela, K.9 etc) to go around doing all the MURDERING!
For instance there's some THALS over there, go and shoot them for me please!"
Because I'm Doctor Who and I never carry weapons, I always get my companions (Leela, K.9 etc) to go around doing all the MURDERING!
For instance there's some THALS over there, go and shoot them for me please!"
September 18, 2025 at 6:29 AM
THIRD DOCTOR: "Gruntleigh, I've decided YOU'RE to be my new ASSISTANT!
Because I'm Doctor Who and I never carry weapons, I always get my companions (Leela, K.9 etc) to go around doing all the MURDERING!
For instance there's some THALS over there, go and shoot them for me please!"
Because I'm Doctor Who and I never carry weapons, I always get my companions (Leela, K.9 etc) to go around doing all the MURDERING!
For instance there's some THALS over there, go and shoot them for me please!"
We always had shocking POTHOLES round here but Davros never did anything about it. 😠
SUDDENLY them all get mended!
(This was obviously nothing to do with the fact that the old fool just fell down one ofcourse.....) 🙄
SUDDENLY them all get mended!
(This was obviously nothing to do with the fact that the old fool just fell down one ofcourse.....) 🙄
September 10, 2025 at 6:38 AM
We always had shocking POTHOLES round here but Davros never did anything about it. 😠
SUDDENLY them all get mended!
(This was obviously nothing to do with the fact that the old fool just fell down one ofcourse.....) 🙄
SUDDENLY them all get mended!
(This was obviously nothing to do with the fact that the old fool just fell down one ofcourse.....) 🙄
We got our own version of 'Thursday Murder Club' on NITFLIX, but it called 'THE MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY MURDER CLUB'.
It about a bunch of elderly Ogrons living in a retirement home.
But it less about SOLVING murders and more about PLANNING them!😁
It about a bunch of elderly Ogrons living in a retirement home.
But it less about SOLVING murders and more about PLANNING them!😁
September 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
We got our own version of 'Thursday Murder Club' on NITFLIX, but it called 'THE MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY MURDER CLUB'.
It about a bunch of elderly Ogrons living in a retirement home.
But it less about SOLVING murders and more about PLANNING them!😁
It about a bunch of elderly Ogrons living in a retirement home.
But it less about SOLVING murders and more about PLANNING them!😁